This is basically based on the Weekly Comics about Ron Bruise.
First: He has a Gii. He payed a Momo for the spot.
Second: He speaks Alien of some sort.... to dragons. He also enjoys being a large-breasted spider and dancing for Zurg, going for Joy-rides in the UFOs, and having sex with purple snot-creatures... and he smokes. What does this mean?
The Theory 19, Gaian Plot Conspiracy Guild
