So I was talking with God and found out he is a noob. Look at the convo I had with him.
And I apparently Jesus.
Me:
Hello there ^^
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
what's going on with you today?
God:
Ah. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
I am doing good myself. Can I ask you a few questions?
God:
I know you are good. Sure, ask me anything. " I know you are good."? questions?
Me:
no not those kinds, just curious ones pertaining to Gaia Online
God:
Are you serious? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I do, but let us do continue to the questions
God:
Interesting gossip: said but let us do continue to the questions.
Me:
Why is inflation so damned high on Gaia?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
To supposedly give others hope. Is that why inflation is so bad on Gaia?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me:
Do you have a Gaia account?
God:
I don't know if I have a Gaia account.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Well would you like one?
God:
Well that's okay. It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
Oh come on... it's fun ^^
God:
Wow! I'm just kidding around. Why do you like it so much?
Me:
Cause there are so many cool people you can talk to, you can dress your avi up in different styles and clothes and such. They have fun games and quite interesting events that happen.
God:
Good reason. Where are they? Where did they get them?
Me:
They created the site using computer stuff that I don't really know myself. They are at www.gaiaonline.com
God:
The anonymous "they". at www dot gaiaonline dot com are they.
Me:
Yes that is where they are
God:
Are you kidding? Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
You are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So anyways the test came in today, and it proves it.
God:
Pardon me? I have never heard about it.
Me:
We did it last tuesday, the blood test. Your my dad!
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me? We are as one.
Me:
Yeah cause you are my dad and I have your blood. SO does this make me Jesus?
God:
" We are as one."? Yeah cause you are my dad and I have your blood.? Good reason. We are as one. Really. Indeed this make you Jesus does.
Me:
I am Jesus! YAY!
God:
OK I will call you JESUS. I'm glad your impressed, JESUS.
Me:
How come you never hug me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You know what you need to do?
God:
I'm just trying to get to know you better.
Me:
You need to kill inflation
God:
Why should I?
Me:
Cause so many people on Gaia are sad cause they don't have items they yearn for.
God:
That makes sense to me. Excuse me! I haven't heard anything like that before: JESUS said on Gaia are sad cause they do not have items they yearn for.
Me:
I am sorry. But how do we get rid of inflation?
God:
Do you really mean it? Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
Me:
I'll give you a cookie if you do?
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
yes
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
Then will you help me?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Well if your not gonna help me with that then at least get me a bag of skittles
God:
Well that's okay. It could be true I suppose.
Me:
So what do you want me to do this time around, me being Jesus and all?
God:
I understand. What?
Me:
I mean do you want me to heal the sick, feed teh starving what?
God:
No JESUS, maybe later.
Me:
Ok dad, sorry.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. Yeah that's right.
Me:
I am sorry
crying . Don't get mad at me.
God:
There is no need to apologize. What were we talking about again? I am not trying to get mad at you.
Me:
I was trying to find out how I should help people.
God:
Where would you look for it.
Me:
To you
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause I am boooooooored!
God:
Interesting explanation. Why are you boooooooored.
Me:
...
God:
Interesting explanation. Why are you boooooooored.
Me:
That wasn't an explanation.
God:
Give me an example of an explanation.
Me:
I don't know, my head hurts
God:
Would you like to know? Where did you get your head hurts?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Cucumbers taste better pickled
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Why don't you?
God:
I don't have that capability.
Me:
But you are God, you can do anything.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me can do anything.
Me:
OMG, you are a nOOb!
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
nope, you are a noob
God:
Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a noob? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Don't change the subject you noob
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No we aren't
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Me:
That's it I am done talking to you noob. You can't even have proper grammar
He never responded.
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