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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:10 am
i'll give u my fave funny moment? although after watching part of season 1 i forgot most of it
caboose: i'm not getting, my dad always says "y buy the cow, when u can have the milk for free
church: hey, rookie. did u just call my girlfriend a cow?
caboose: no. i just called her a slut.
((next funny moment))
was where simmons had that bad dream, or was it griff who had the dream?
about where sarge was dead, chained & buried underground, eats his way out of the grave, & where tucker & lopez were getting married
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:40 pm
was where simmons had that bad dream, or was it griff who had the dream?
about where sarge was dead, chained & buried underground, eats his way out of the grave, & where tucker & lopez were getting married
that was church's dream
some of my favs:
OH MY GOD! The teleporter sent me back in time!!!
Hey Griff, there's no "I" in team.
Yeah, there's no "U" in team either. So if "I'm" not on the team, and "UR" not on the team. NO ONE'S ON THE GOD DAMN TEAM. THE TEAM SUCKS!!!
What!? The sword's really a key!? Man, just when I though this couldn't get any lamer.
You killed Church you teamkilling ******** didn't come to steal your sword, I came to steal your reward.
There is no reward, the reward, is a sword.
Oh, then yeah, I came to steal the sword.
I'm the teamkilling ******** style="color: cadetblue">Either you go through that teleporter, or I get to shoot you, either way, I win.
I just want you to know, that rocks aren't people.
Dually noted, now get in.
Oh ********>
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:48 pm
personally my all time favorite moment is
Sonofabitch
Sonofabitch
Sonofabitch
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:29 am
Tex:Okay boys, get behind me and stay in tight.
Tucker: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pm
hahA, I was just watching season 4 yesterday lol
Hey alien thing, what's your name? Naaaaame?
Honk Honk
naaaaame? this is tucker, Tuc-ker.
Honk Honk
No, not honk honk. What is your naaaame?
Have you ever considered that his name might be Honk Honk?
What kind of name is Honk Honk. Hey alien, is your name Honk Honk?
Blarg.
Holy s**t, I think he just said yes. hey alien, does blarg me yes?
Blarg.
I speak alien.
Yeah, or blarg means no, in which case he just said, no, blarg does not mean yes.
I'm right, hey alien, does blarg mean yes?
blarg.
See, hahA, the ******** do you know?
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:25 pm
my favorite moment has to be:
Tucker: Hey sheila, Lopez. Do you guys mind maybe toning down your relationship a little bit? I think Caboose is getting jealous, and I don't want this to become some weird, horribly disgusting love triangle.
Caboose: Sheila!!!! Come back to me!!!!! I made you a muffin!!!!
I might have misquoted, but its awesome.
the other fav. has to be
Caboose: I need to protect her from other people who would do bad things to her.
Tucker: She's a hundred-ton war machine!
Caboose: She is a delicate flower.
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:08 pm
I liked the part when Tucker was pregnant and had the tiny crunch-bite and Church came in:
Church: Hey doc what the hells going on in there?
Doc: its all right the patient is just resting
Chuch: doesnt sound like hes resting
Doc: Thats not tucker thats our new arrival! hes got lots of energy from his first feeding!
Church: tucker fed the baby gross
Doc: actually Caboose was kind enough to donate some blood- you know what they say it takes a village!
Church: how'd you get him to agree with that?
It's amazing what he'll do if you give him a cookie and a glass of orange juice!
Church: howd you get him to agreee to a needle?
Doc: No needles, it turns out if you expose some bare skin the little guy digs right in!(Caboose comes in) its a miracle to see nature at work!
Ill continue in another post
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:28 pm
Continued!!!!!
Caboose: i feel dizzy!
Church: is he going to be ok?
Doc: tuckers kid drank half a gallon in 1 gulpisnt thats cool?i think he going to be a linebacker! or a vampire! or a Vmpire Linebacker! how cool!
Caboose in backround surprised ooooo!
Doc: well blood is very important so hes bound to have some side affects like dizzyness, nuzia or sensitivity to light-
Coboose: i think im going to stop standing up now! dies
Doc: - or passing out.
Caboose: Church if i die i want you to have my orange juice.
well thats enough if you want to see the rest! : Redvsblueepisode78
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:10 pm
At the part when the ship crashed on donut, and church comes and says to the reds, "What the hell is that tapping? it sounds like morris code"
Simmons says "Morse..."
Church says to Shiela. "Shiela, if he corrects me one more time, please make him explode."
Shiela says "Sounds like fun"
Church says that he is decoding the tapping. "Red...Sucks...Balls... Hey! My new ship can talk, and it knows things too! Thats a good ship."
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:55 pm
ep 78.
cabooses:my body is trying to die
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:32 pm
Mine is when Caboose says:
"I will eat your unhappiness" twisted
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Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:34 pm
Episode 39!!!
"Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds!"
"Chaaaarrrrge!!"
When Caboose and Sarge are together and find everybody dead and Caboose says, "Look! A sleeping person!" (later) "More sleeping people. But it's not nap time. These people must be making up times." (they all pop up alive and start to run to their bases. "Running time." rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:27 pm
here's mine:
caboose: one time I got shot and got a purple heart I hope I get a purple heart and i will make a purple person and we will be best friends
Tucker:hey caboose how about a purple brain
Caboose:yer just jelous because u have no friends.
I may have mis quoted
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:50 pm
I dunno, the one where Tucker kept making jokes was good (it was one of the episodes on Zanzibar...but I can't remember the number), and there are just too many good momments to list..so I won't even try mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:35 pm
shadow fox 73 I dunno, the one where Tucker kept making jokes was good (it was one of the episodes on Zanzibar...but I can't remember the number), and there are just too many good momments to list..so I won't even try mrgreen That was episode 58. I only know that cause my new favorite line is 'bow chicka bow wow'. mrgreen Caboose: I think the alien needs a name. His new name shall be... Fluffy. Tucker: Fluffy? Caboose: FLUFFY! The alien that only loves! or Tucker: *says slowly* Ok. Church is trying to get a translator so that we can talk to eachother. Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help. Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose. Church: Oh. Caboose: I don't understand. Are, are you hungary? Tucker, are you hungary? Are you cold? Tucker: What? No, dude- Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket? Tucker: Damn it, no. Caboose, I'm not cold, I don't want a hotdog, and if you put mustard in my ******** sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.
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