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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:44 am
*bagpipe music fills the arena and Piper comes to the ring for another edition of Piper's Pit.*
now friends, let's get right to the point.... the world is full of imposters. but I'm talking about some specific kind, the kind that take an original idea and steal it trying to make it their own. after the Piper's Pit went on hitatus we saw many sad excuses for a talk show appear on WWF such as The Flower Shop, the Barbarshop, and Heartbreak Hotel for example. there was peace again after Piper's Pit proved it's superiority after every hitatus I've taken. then somewhere down the line we saw some bad ideas pop up in WWE, I'm talking about the expensive pile of s**t called Jericho's Highlight Reel, the "he-wishes-it-were-cool" Carlito's Cabana, and the bachleor pad look of Christian's Peep Show. now I admit they have decent mic skills but they just suck when it comes to stealing my idea. and Carlito at least got a taste of how bad it was when he decided to inturupt my interview with Stone Cold and I assure you he doesn't like apples as much as he thought anymore. now I'm sure you're asking yourselfs, "Roddy we love you, but what's your point?" the point is this, there's no beating the original. anyone who tries to do what I do will fail every time they go out there.
(really not the best, but I think it works.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:41 pm
In Your Eyes by Evansense blows the speakers and boos' fill the arena quickly as Christian Cage walks out with a cocky smirk on his face,he slides into the ring with a mic
Cage:Ya wanna talk about imposters,huh? Well,you say that all of the mini-shows were rip-offs of the fabulous pit. Now this may sound wrong,but hey lets face the facts all you really did was throw coconuts in another guys face.
Crowd ewws'
Cage biggrin amn right! So you can watch the rosters hottset free agent or listen to this guy yap about the good ol' days. Well,THEN WELCOME TO THE NEW GENERATION,YA HAS-BEEN!
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:25 pm
*looks at Christian* well, well, if isn't the CLB himself Captian Craptastic. don't you have some jailbait to stalk or something?
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:51 pm
*Stares at piper*
*Tries for a russian legsweep*
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm
*pushes Christian away* whoa there Touchy McFeely, I don't swing that way. why don't you go solve that problem with your problem solver. or better yet, buy some real furniture if you insist on doing your Peep Show. inflated furniture went out during one of my hiatuses from wrestling.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:42 pm
"What's a matter piper! Don't swing that way huh? You where a dress!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:01 pm
it's called a kilt. it's traditional clothing from Scotland. we wear these into battles, we invented the phrase "going commando".
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:06 pm
"You Think you know me.." The fans pop as Metalingus by Alterbridge kicks in. Edge walks out from a cloud of smoke as the crowd loses it. He smiles as he walks down the ramp and into the ring. He takes a microphone.
"Whoa whoa whoa..." Said Edge. "Christian, Me and Rod here may probably not agree on a lot of things, but we can both agree that you are indeed a Creepy Little b*****d!" The crowd pops as Edge works a CLB Chant. "But while I was in the back, I had an idea. Seeing that im out here, dressed to compete, whaddaya say the three of us fight in a Triple Threat Match, right here tonight?!" the crowd pops at the idea.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:13 pm
well it's the one talk show host I forgot to insult. the interviewer so boring he had to interview himself. you're like Brother Love.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:16 pm
"Ehhhhh! Wrong! Im so sorry Roddy, thats the wrong anwser! The correct anwser is...Yes! I accept your challenge, but if you're not up for a three way fight between myself and Christian, then im guessing i'll leave you two alone to make out or something...do you accept?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:19 pm
what is with you two sick minded freaks? you must be closer than brothers should be or something.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:24 pm
"You really didn't anwser my question Hot Rod. I came out here to turn this little cat fight you have with my brother into a Triple Threat. I know you've never backed down from a fight yet pal. So come on Dirty Harry, you, me, Christan, Triple Threat, No DQ Rules, whaddaya Say?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:28 pm
I say you just like to fight battles you can't win. I accept out of the kindness of my heart though. I have a soft spot for charity cases.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:33 pm
Heh heh..you just made my day Hot Rod. I hope you wern't a procrastinator, because you my friend have just ran out of tommorows. Now, all we gotta do is invite*points to Christian* That thing to the party and its on. Of course chances are the pain we inflict on eachother, the blood we lose, the violence that will take place, the use of any weapon thats not nailed down or on fire may be too much for my brother here. So maybe this could be one on one..
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:36 pm
I saw how things went after you two split. I don't know if your brother can even fend for himself. *looks at Christian* what's the matter boy? you're mouth isn't full like usual, say something in your defense.
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