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 Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 5:36 pm
I always loved the quotes over the PA, and I was wondering if anyone else had some favorite PA quotes. Here's some of mine:
Paging Charles Emerson Winchester the living. This is your saviour speaking. You are wanted in the reading room. So for the last time I say, 'Chop chop. Chuck Chuck.' (Said by Klinger)
Attention. Corporal Klinger report to Col. Potter's office on the double and bring your lawyer.
Attention! Sniper activity in the compound. Attention all personnel! Inside's your best bet.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:06 pm
My favorite (Besides the "Chop Chop Chuck Chuck" one)
Attention, all personel. Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch is now being served.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:51 pm
My favorite:
The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.)
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 3:36 am
baronesswinchester My favorite: The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.) Yep, I was gonna say that one. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:58 am
RoyKatsuragi baronesswinchester My favorite: The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.) Yep, I was gonna say that one. biggrin
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:51 am
"Attention all personel. Tonight's war department film, on how to live a good, clean life, has been canceled. Due to unusaly heavy indifference." rofl
Just so funny! 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:46 am
Vampire Alice RoyKatsuragi baronesswinchester My favorite: The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.) Yep, I was gonna say that one. biggrin It was Hawkeye who looked at the speaker.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:35 pm
PA System: Attention all personnel . Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning... And midnight has been canceled.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:01 pm
nuremberg_SS Vampire Alice RoyKatsuragi baronesswinchester My favorite: The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.) Yep, I was gonna say that one. biggrin It was Hawkeye who looked at the speaker.
Oddly enough, when I re-read what I wrote, I'm like "Wait, it was Hawkeye, I think in a Dear dad episode."
>_< Baka Alice.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:25 pm
Vampire Alice nuremberg_SS Vampire Alice RoyKatsuragi baronesswinchester My favorite: The following people have signed up for this afternoon's 10 mile physical fitness hike. (remains silent.) Yep, I was gonna say that one. biggrin It was Hawkeye who looked at the speaker.
Oddly enough, when I re-read what I wrote, I'm like "Wait, it was Hawkeye, I think in a Dear dad episode."
>_< Baka Alice.I know it was early on in the series... @Pride: Yeah, that one is funny.
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baronesswinchester Captain
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:05 pm
PA Annoucement: Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be cancelled.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:05 pm
i don't remember exactly what they said ... but it was along the lines of ...
"Calling all personel to arms; broken, wounded and missing ..."
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IEditYourWorld Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:05 pm
Mine was not an acutal saying over the intercom, but they played a Revelly record that had a scratch in it. Hawkeye woke up as the record repeated itself a few times, saying "Someone give the camp a nudge."
As a side tidbit for all you intercom lovers, I just recently learned where the itnercom bit made its origion. In the movie, they were looking for good transitions during post production. (For those who do not know movie terminology, post production occurs when the filming is done and the editing and aftermath takes place.) During post production, the editors wanted to find some sort of way to transition between scenes without making the audience feel as thought they had jumped drastically. Together, they put their heads together with director Robert Altman to come up with the intercom bits. From there, Altman and a few crew members went around and took some shots with the intercom. Once in the editing lab, they applied the voice overs and presto, a classic cliche that we all know and love was born.
Bet ya didn't know that!
IEditYourWorld
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:13 pm
Actually, IEditYourWorld, I did know that to some extent.
But not for very long...the guild kinda sparked my obsession part of my brain... sweatdrop
Thanks for the neat info though! Appreciate it!
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:26 pm
There was a North Korean pilot who kept trying (and failing) to drop a bomb on an ammo dump near the 4077th. Every day he would fly by the camp at exactly 5:00 PM, drop a single bomb, and fly away. Six weeks went by, and he still hadn't destroyed the ammo dump. Everyone in camp would sit in lounge chairs and watch as he approached and failed to bomb his target.
The PA annoncement was:
and now, for the sixth hit week, here he comes! His plane, his bomb, and his astigmatism--five a clock charlie!
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