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 Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:57 pm
This is a place for interesting homophobic moments.
Why?
Because if we don't laugh at the silly ones the bad ones will make us go insane.
My first ever encoutner with a homophobe:
I was on the bus and was talking to a girl setting infront of me, there was another girl siting beside me, well we ended up getting on the topic of sexuality, and I told her I was bi, well the girl next to me then blurted out, "OHemGee you're bi?! I hate bi people! don't touch me." I then proceed to reach out and poke her. She then freaks out, so I poke her again, this goes o n for about five minutes until she litterally leaps into the seat next to us. XD Hehehe, I wasn't aware I was contagious.
Homophobic moment with the busdriver:
Me and my friend were discussiing the differances between men and women and how girls could hug up on each other and be all "hey girlfriend!!" But guys can't hug up on each other and be all " hey boyfriend!!" Then started talking about how girls are with each other in the locker room, well the busdriver then says "That isn't an appropriate topic!!" I then reply, very loudly with "Lesbians is an EXCELLENT topic I LOVE lesbians." She got all pissy, it was hilarius.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:15 pm
ronfl! rofl one time i was walking down the street with my little sister and her current boyfriend, and as a joke he grabed my hand and we then proceded to walk with an exagerated bounce. we reached the curb and i just happened to look left at THE perfict time! a woman was making a right to my left and as she was turning she was staring at us with such shock and horror i had to do the greatest thing of all time, i smiled and noded my head like, "uhh huh, two guys are holding hands, what now?"...i live in surburbia hell, and all i could think was the saying, "THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!" LOL whee
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:36 pm
I've not had any funny moments to be honest. Although I did find yours both hilarious!
The only moments I have are:
"Omg you fancy girls, thats gross"
Then they run away and act all childish xDD I supposed them acting like children is kind of funny.
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:17 pm
People always have, and I'm pretty sure always will, think me and my best-friend were a little "too close". When I did tell my classmates, people said stuff like, "eww! they're les together!".
I then jumped into her arms one day and said "oh i love you so much! kiss meh!" then we burst out laughing at the expression of the students. It was so funny!
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:29 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:58 pm
Lols. xd xd xd
I havn't had any interesting moments yet.
Damn
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:56 am
Nesses alTwi ronfl! rofl one time i was walking down the street with my little sister and her current boyfriend, and as a joke he grabed my hand and we then proceded to walk with an exagerated bounce. we reached the curb and i just happened to look left at THE perfict time! a woman was making a right to my left and as she was turning she was staring at us with such shock and horror i had to do the greatest thing of all time, i smiled and noded my head like, "uhh huh, two guys are holding hands, what now?"...i live in surburbia hell, and all i could think was the saying, "THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!" LOL whee Lmao, that is a good one, it reminds me of when my mom walked in when Timmy a friend of mine who is gay kissed John, a friend of mine who is straight, but secure in his sexuality so he didn't freak. My mom just rolled her eyes.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:59 am
In class one day this girl named Sabrina who is very dyke, there is no other word for it, she looks more like a guy than I do. But one day I had some cookies and she moves "subtley" towards me and goes, "Hey...you know I love you right?" My response was "Really?!" I then jumped on her wrapping my arms and legs around her. This was a class with one guy in it, most of the girls freaked out, the guy Robert was like "Run Sabrina! RUN!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:54 pm
it's always fun to play pranks on the homophobes, one of my freinds is completely straight, but he pretends to be gay to creep people out (but he doesn't know i'm bi). so one day he's trying to piss me off and starts playing gay on me, i threw it right back at him at full blast and he panicked and didn't talk to me for about a week. emo
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:41 am
Responce for: kage wangetsu:
Sorry about that, maybe you'd be better off not telling him you're bi...ever.
Responce for: tomb_robber_girl:
O_O That was Kaylee? Right?! >_> <_< >_>
My Story:
Well my friends all like to pretend to be lesbians, and in hmmm 7th grade this girl named michaela and i became bestfriends. My gaydar went off immediatly, i seriously thought she was bi; many people do as well. I was crushing hard on this girl and was always flirting and hugging and one day i even tried to kiss her. But when I did i missed her lips and got her cheek and she froze. neutral Stone Cold. The Bell rang and we all were dismissed, she didnt sit by me ever again. I think this is kinda funny cause I AM NEVER WRONG ABOUT THE SEXUALITYS OF PEOPLE!! Even guys who are gay and arent swishy at all. stare 20 bucks says she will be a lesbian in college.
Another story:
I had a friend that use to get affectionate, but she was 105% a homophobe. So she and my bestfriend Katie went to a football game with a few friends and some guys. So My friend was like "Hey Katie lets make out!" The boys looked at them like they were crazy, and they started kissing each other's cheeks. Now the girls near them were like O_O and so were the guys; but i think the reaction that they got was different, even though my other friend is an ugly fat cow who has an STD and will die soon.... hopefully ( stare ) Yeah, she stopped being my friend cause i am bi.
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:22 pm
What about interesting HETROPHOBIC moments? They happen. I knew a chick who cringed when anybody straight went near her, guy or girl. Made me laugh.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:33 am
LOL all that's hilarious.
I once told my friend I was gay and he wanted to do me an exorcism lol...
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:56 am
I haven't really had any really funny ones, 'cause no one actually knows I'm gay, but some people seem to think I am. (Btw, yours were hilarious!)
So in English class last week we had to act out some story we'd written, so naturally the popular kids are writing something to totally take the pi** outta me. So they shout across the room to me in all seriousness as loud as they could, 'Charl'!! You're a lesbian aren't you??!' So I just muttered something under my breath like 'Shut the hell up' and they shout at me.. 'You hesitated!! She's so a lesbian!!' Note to self - kill popular homophobic people.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:11 pm
The last time I was around some homophobe who was bad mouthing bisexuals and homosexuals, I threatened to stab him and told him he was a piece of s**t that needs to keep his filthy christian mouth shut. He promptly walked away with a rather disturbed look on his face.
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Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:14 pm
my favorite would probably be last year at thursday at the square(Free concert series in buffalo) Where the jesus people (The evil ones with the signs telling you your going to hell) were harassing us so i threw a condom at one of them.I got taken to the station smile I'm still not allowed back at the square.Doesnt mean i dont go it just means i dont throw condoms and or tampons at them.
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