Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[Saikii]

So heres the rules. The guy/girl orders a pizza. Be sure to make the toppings extra bizzare cause you`re ordering it for the person above you. They put their reactions. Ex: Ewww! That`s not what I ordered, Sounds delicious, ect. Then they have to eat it and order the next person`s pizza. Then that person gives their reactions, eats it, and orders the next person`s pizza.

I`ll begin. Let`s say I ordered myself soap pizza with extra garlic and bird feathers.

O.O; No really you shouldn`t have! I mean it!
*Scarfs down pizza*

"Hello Pizza guy! Yeah! I`d like to order one catnip, fish paste, spegetti, and escargo pizza to go please!" mrgreen  

[mickey_mouse_21]

so this is when i would go...... ewwwww not good!
Hey pizza guy, i would like to order a fish stick, liver and mold covered pizza plz.  

[Arachnakid]

Meh. *picks off the mold and eats the rest of it* a little penecilin never hurt anybody (unless you're allergic) mrgreen

"Hey pizza guy, I wanna order a kalamari and toejam pizza. Oh, and could you replace the parmesan with pencil shavings?"  

[Wind-Whisper]

The kalamari's cool, but I'll scrape off the rest.


"Hey Pizza Guy, I'm ordering a pizza covered with triple cheese, anchovies and mushrooms, and an underlying sauce of dog vomit."  

[PhantomDarksGirl]

Me: (oblivious to the dog vomit) Hey! You guys have a good secret recipe!

"Hey pizza guy! I'd like to order a pizza with pineapple, anchovies, vinegar, vanilla, sour cream and a layer of backwash."  

[Dangerboy3]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!*uses pizza as artillery for cannon*

"I would like the head of a dead dog pressed and flattened into the shape of a pizza then add a menacing glare for a toping."  

[KO-KO]

This is too gross for me!

"Hey pizza guy, gimme an old-fashioned deep dish, thick crust, three cheese pizza with pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, anchovies, black olives, and make sure it's all lo-carb and sugar free."  

[Qui_Bears]

O.O? Gak *smells it and hurls* I think you got the wrong house dude, try next door!  

[Arachnakid]

"OMG! IT'S THE LEGENDARY INVISIBLE PIZZA! I HAVE SEARCHED LONG AND HARD FOR MANY YEARS AND NOW I JUST HAPPENED UPON IT!" blaugh

(*groans*)

"Hey pizza guy! I wanna order a vegetable pizza with mayonaise and extra blackberry juice!"  

[Dangerboy3]

"GET OUTTA MEH HOUSE! I NEVER ORDERED NUTIN! YU HEYEH!"

"Hey pizza freak! i want to be hit in the lips with a dead chipmunk while im asleep after you send me my pepper only pizza!"  

[flintink]

*eats pepper only pizza* pepper!!

hey pizza guy i wanna order a pizza with cheese fries and mustard as the topping but can you put some human fingers under the sauce? you can? thanks.  

[Arachnakid]

*scarfs down pizza* What? Why is everybody looking at my so strangely? ......huh. That's wierd. It tasted fine to me. 3nodding

"Hey, pizza guy! Yeah, I wanna order a cat-eroni pizza with extra anchovies?"  

[Ichijou]

aaah ...*cries* the caaat *runs away from the pizza*

"Hey, pizza guyy! I wanna order a pizza with cheese, snails, frog legs, tomatos and broccoli  

[mamejen]

eww...*scarfs down pizza* that's not what i ordered!
"hey, pizza guy~! want to order a pizza with worms, 1 month old kitten heads, and metal. can you put human poop on instead of sauce? you can? YAY! i would like that. oh, and spray the top with windex."  

[Spooviie]

Oo... nice looking pizza, but the sauce sure looks familiarly like something that goes in the toilet.. *eats pizza* Yum!! Even though it seems fairly.. old.. im sure it'll go down the right way ^^

"Hey pizza guy! I want to order a natural pizza.. you know the type with leaves, grass and dirt in it?.. Yum!! 4laugh "