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 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:56 am
Welcome one and all. Please check your sanity at the door with the self-hating chicken who thinks he's a penguin. I hope you do enjoy your stay here. ^_^ THE RULES 1. You must be literate
2. ABSOLUTELY NO UKES.
3. Take all fights to PMs
4. Paragraph style writing for serious RP threads and keep them PG-13
5. ABSOLUTELY NO UKES.
6. All RPG threads ust be mod approved ******** it. Post all the RPGs you want. Mods may wag their fingers, but really, we don't care.
7. Truncate embedded quotes. Often one or two will do unless something essential happened earlier than that.
8. NO GODMODING! Anyone found doing so will be thoroughly thrashed. Having a strong character is fine, but don't be ridiculous about it.
8. Try to keep your characters original. If you MUST rp someone from a book or movie or anime, keep them as in character as possible.
9. Participate in plotting things out. If you have an idea, by all means, share with the mods, or put you ideas out there to embrace or set afire as they will.
10. ABSOLUTELY NO UKES.
11. There is no rule 11
12. RPG posts should be made in past tense to help maintain continuity and story flow.
13. There can be one-on-ones. But, if other people are interested in whatever storyline you're doing, feel free to make a second, interlinked rpg thread. The more the merrier!
14. Oh yeah, one more thing...NO GORRAM UKES!!!!More of a note than a rule: All active rpgs will be stickied so they don't get lost in the long long list of threads that we have. Oh, wait...Well, if we start getting a lot of threads we won't want rpgs getting lost in them, so they'll be stickied... If you think of any other significant rules, PM them to me and I will post them right up. NOTE: IF YOU WISH TO DONATE TO THE GUILD, SEND ALL GOLD/ITEMS TO TRIKI TIKI TAVI. THIS IS THE GUILD MULE SO WE CAN USE THE GOLD FOR CONTESTS AND SUNDRY.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:24 am
Opal has some requests. They aren't rules, but really, I would suggest considering them, if you value your kneecaps...and don't quote this whole thing if you're going to respond to it, or I will truncate it for you. I'm serious.
If you're going to be a ******** and not bother to use the English language correctly (unless you have a valid excuse, like it being your second language) then ******** off. If you ever say "u", "r", "ur" (unless referring to an ancient Egyptian city, in which case it MUST be capitalized), "y?", "neway", "no1" or any other sort of aol or 1337 speak you shall be beaten with my grammar hammer, understand? lol, rofl and all that are acceptable...unless you actually say them in real life, that's just ******** lame. But, really, if those are..."words" you use on a consistent basis then go away, or learn to type the whole word out. It's not that many keystrokes more, you lazy s**t.
And another thing, learn about the comma and the period. They are your friends. Respect them, love them, use them correctly and I won't have to beat you. And apostrophes, they are on par with the comma, use them in the right places. If you aren't sure about what you've written c+p your post into word, or some other program that has spellchecker and use it. Don't ignore the green squiggly lines, they are the chance you have before being beaten. Unless, you know, you're using a passive voice. In that case, ******** WORD PERFECT. I LIKE my passive voice the way it is!*Seethseethseeth* I will forgive spelling mistakes, as I can't spell for s**t, and that would just be hypocritical of me.
To learn more about punctuation, read "Eats, shoots and leaves" by, uh, that British woman. The book is funny as hell, I just can't find it at the moment to verify the authors name.
(Please note that Opal does not usually use such base language, but she's been getting annoyed with some people in the other guild she's in, and doesn't want to see that happen here. And, please, DO NOT FEED THE OPAL. She is ravenous and any ammunition may set her off. And she promises to never edit your posts without your permission to correct grammar and/or spelling, no matter how much she may want to. Really, that's the kind of thing that makes her fingers twitch...if she's quoting you, she may not be able to stop herself and correct that, but you'll have to forgive her for her trespasses, she can't really help it. But really, she'll try not to do that either. I swear.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:33 am
You mispelled several words and left out a few commas and at least one semicolon. XD!! heart
On a serious note, I agree 101% because "wen u typ dis way al teh time", unless you are being sarcastic or making a joke, it makes my blood boil. We all 'sin' from time to time and that is cool. But if the majority of your posts contain that sort of thing, you will be reminded to not do it. If you keep it up, u r gone. Thank you, drive thru.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:38 am
You are such a liar. Commas are wishy-washy, and more of a personal preferance, so xp. And I didn't miss a semicolon, those are the most mis-used punctuation marks in the English language, thank you very much.
And*shudders*if you ever say anything like that again, I may have to beat you. It hurts my brain.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:52 pm
XanatosGray you are such a liar. Commas are wishy-washy, and more of a personal preferance, so xp. And I didn't miss a semicolon, those are the most mis-used punctuation marks in the English language, thank you very much. And*Shudders*if you ever say anything like that again, I may have to beat you. It hurts my brain. Just make sure you use the leather paddle this time. The metal one gave me a rash. heart
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 3:28 am
Oh, did it? I'm sorry O.o I thought it was hypo-allergenic....
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 12:06 pm
XanatosGray Oh, did it? I'm sorry O.o I thought it was hypo-allergenic.... That's only stainless steel. ^_^ But all is forgiven regardless.
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:18 pm
I thought it was stainless steel *Looks at paddle* Holy crap...all it says is stainless China...
*Calls China*Hello, is this China? I hear you're stainless....
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:19 pm
Oh em gee!!! The typos!
Even if Opal will not correct your posts...I will. I will make your bad grammar my b***h and leave notes about violation. However I will try not to do this to any other crew...
*pokes LQ and whispers* I FIXED A GRAMMAR BUG IN YOUR INTRODUCTION! *cough*
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Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:28 pm
EvilleApplePie Oh em gee!!! The typos! Even if Opal will not correct your posts... I will. I will make your bad grammar my b***h and leave notes about violation. However I will try not to do this to any other crew... *pokes LQ and whispers* I FIXED A GRAMMAR BUG IN YOUR INTRODUCTION! *cough* I keel you a lot.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:30 am
You love me. You know you do. heart
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:41 am
EvilleApplePie You love me. You know you do. heart Ahh, she always threatens violence... it's her version of hallmark. lol
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:34 pm
Shall we migrate the self-hating chicken who thinks he is a penguin? I mean, who else will people be able to drop their sanity on...? *ponders*
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:45 pm
Yay, Ceres!*Glomp* Hm, I think so. The chick--sorry, penguin isn't getting any sort of understanding from YHS. Poor chick--sorry, penguin.
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Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:04 pm
XanatosGray Yay, Ceres!*Glomp* Hm, I think so. The chick--sorry, penguin isn't getting any sort of understanding from YHS. Poor chick--sorry, penguin. *hugs* I got an invite and permission to play uke (as longs it's Aki anyways) O.o ^___^ I feel so loved. Well, I suppose you should make a sticky so poeple know to leave their sanity at the door with the self-hating chicken who thinks he's a penguin, eh? Well, it could be worse. He could think he was a jack-a** donkey's bottom... Tee hee...!! Yeah, nevermind. ninja
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