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baronesswinchester Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:47 pm
To my way of thinking, M*A*S*H has some of the funniest quotes in TV. What's your favorite? They don't have to be exact, they can be close enough.
My favorite:
Charles: Gadzooks! Do you realize you have a pool ball in your mouth? Oh, lookie. It has a little 6 painted on it. Could that be...how old you are?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:28 pm
baronesswinchester To my way of thinking, M*A*S*H has some of the funniest quotes in TV. What's your favorite? They don't have to be exact, they can be close enough. My favorite: Charles: Gadzooks! Do you realize you have a pool ball in your mouth? Oh, lookie. It has a little 6 painted on it. Could that be...how old you are? i LOVE that one!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:31 pm
how about this one?
Frank: "There are LADIES present ..."
Hawkeye: "Oh, sorry, baby."
Margaret: "That's MAJOR to you."
Hawkeye: "Ok ... sorry, Major Baby."
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:39 pm
Hey, wasn't that from the first episode?
I've got one!
Frank: Possession is nine-tenths of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow.
Pierce: Frank, if I didn't think it would warm you up, I'd beat you to a bloody pulp.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:24 pm
Dr. Sydney freedman: " Ladies and gentlemen take my advice pull down your pants and slide on the ice."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:44 am
Hawkeye: Out of war and hell, war is the worser of the two.
Father: Why do you say that?
Hawkeye: Who goes to hell?
Father: Sinners I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there are no innocent bystanders in hell.
Not my absolute favorite, but it is not worthy in my case.
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 6:23 pm
Let's see...This one is from Dear Sigmund
Sydney: (coming across BJ right next to the Swamp) You mean YOU'RE the prankster?
BJ: Certainly seems like it. (whispering) You want to help?
Sydney: Sure.
BJ: As loud as you can, shout "Air Raid." (Sydney snickers)
Sydney: AIR RAID!
Frank: (getting up) AIR RAID?! (runs out in his skivvies) AIR RAID!! AIR RAID!! (trips and falls into the water. BJ and Sydney laugh)
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:56 pm
"You know, we've got to do it someday. Throw away all the guns and invite all the jokers from the North and the South in here to a cocktail party...last man standing on his feet at the end wins the war."
Hawkeye, M*A*S*H - The Pilot
"I will not carry a gun. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"
Hawkeye, Officer of the Day
Found these on a site and decided to share. heart
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:23 pm
Klinger: Order a Helicopter, Sir.
Potter: (Still half asleep) No, thanks, Klinger, I'm not that hungry.
and:
Hawkeye: I dreamed I was walking along the beach with my mother. There was this giant bleached out Frank Burns laying on the sand, it's white belly shining in the sun. I said, "Mommy, can I touch it?" and she said, "Be careful, son. The dullness rubs off."
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 4:22 am
"I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat"
Charles Emerson Winchester III
"Klinger, it's my considered opinion that no one is going to believe you are pregnant"
Henry Blake
"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure."
Trapper
EDIT
*Flagg is telling Charles that Hawkeye is a spy*
Charles: Col. The very notion about Pierce being a spy, let alone a sympathizer is absurd. He's loud, always butting into other people's business makes him obnoxious, not a spy.
Flagg: Doesn't wash, I'm obnoxious and I'm a spy.
Charles: Touché
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baronesswinchester Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:08 pm
Henry: ...I mean, I'm wearing so many pairs of shorts that my thighs don't know each other anymore.
Radar: (taking a memo, murmuring) Thighs...don't know each other...anymore.
Henry: (glaring at Radar) Don't tell him about my thighs, Radar! What's the matter with you?
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:52 pm
"I've got a soft spot for Klinger. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife."
Col. Potter
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:55 pm
(General Steele is court-martialling Hawkeye before moving the 4077th closer to the front and is currently interrogating Black chopper pilot Marty Williams.)
Steele: Williams, I want you to know there're no charges against you. You simply obeyed the order of a superior--the sign of a good soldier. Now, feel at ease, and just tell me, in your own words, the incident at the helicopter pad at 0900 hours, but first a number.
Williams (confused): Sir?
Steele: You know, a musical number.(Williams looks hopelessly at Hawkeye and Henry)
General Steele: You've got in your blood, boy. Just let it out! (sings "Mississippi Mud" and dances out of the Mess Tent)
Hawkeye: I take it we don't have to leave.
Henry: Only the general does.
Hawkeye: In a rubber truck.
(from Wikipedia)
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:58 pm
Pierce: "I'll look like a tall Irish Setter."
BJ: "Any last words?"
Pierce: "We who are about to die, salut you."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm
Frank: I've have got oak leaves on my shoulders.
Henry: And I've got dimples on my butt!
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