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 Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:12 pm
Yes, I was one of the gift snipers! ^__^ However, I was also one of the poet snipers. X3
So, instead of just being a "Lawlz I helped!" thread, this is a contest thread.
None of you know which poems are mine, who did which poem.
So, the challenge is- and it's a tough one- to go through Druki's thread and through the poems people posted and pick out the ones that were mine.
The prize? 5k.
Hints: Sieg Reyu was the first one to post one of my poems.
There are 5 of mine posted.
Rules: You may only submit once.
You may work with someone else, but I expect you to share the prize between yourselves. I disclaim myself from any dramallamaing you may bring upon yourself for not sharing.
The first one to get it right gets the prize. ONLY the first. The winner will be announced promptly.
This contest ends 24 hours from this post. So if you post at even 1 minute past 24 hours from now, no prize for you you gets nothings.
Good luck!
Luv,
A poem sniper.
EDIT: ._. Everyone loses.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:56 am
Okay. It seems I've been ignored. Please enter the contest. I want to give someone 5k. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:05 pm
••♥♥••D:
Ezzy was ignored?!
Toastie would try to figure it out, but she's lazy.
n_n;; Wallflower...
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:19 pm
Uhm... > 3> /looks through thread/
In no order:
Sieg Reyu.2, Insomnesiac, Padme Potter of Hobbiton, Druki, `Christa?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:24 pm
Veliofi Uhm... > 3> /looks through thread/
In no order:
Sieg Reyu.2, Insomnesiac, Padme Potter of Hobbiton, Druki, `Christa? ... sweatdrop Post the actual poems, in quotes, please?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:25 pm
Oh. x.x Sorry. I'm sick today; I'm not thinking straight. I'm suprised anyone else is one, actually... /goes through the thread again/
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:26 pm
so if you're not thinking straight today Veli are you thinking lesbian?
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:34 pm
o 3o Eh... /wheezehack/ I'm not thinking at all, really.
You aren't going to be saved
Instead, the Grim Reaper soon will wave
At your mangled remains
Made when I shot your brains
Soon, your tombstone will be engraved
Hail a cab and drive so far
Or hide upon the nearest star
Or furthest, dear, no difference made
I'll find you wherever you wait
Druki, you will receive the joy
A bullet in your skull, my boy
Will cause your life's end
Due to the new gift trend
Time will tell if this is a ploy.
Pretty faces melt and fade
Make-up runs and comes unmade
I'm not sexy? Surely you jest
Nothing's sexier than death made flesh
Like the man upon the cross
My crime is your albatross
To weigh you down, an anchor deep
May my bullet let you sleep
(I changed my mind on some of them, but it doesn't matter since I know I lost~ x3)
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:35 pm
Veliofi o 3o Eh... /wheezehack/ I'm not thinking at all, really.
You aren't going to be saved
Instead, the Grim Reaper soon will wave
At your mangled remains
Made when I shot your brains
Soon, your tombstone will be engraved
Hail a cab and drive so far
Or hide upon the nearest star
Or furthest, dear, no difference made
I'll find you wherever you wait
Druki, you will receive the joy
A bullet in your skull, my boy
Will cause your life's end
Due to the new gift trend
Time will tell if this is a ploy.
Pretty faces melt and fade
Make-up runs and comes unmade
I'm not sexy? Surely you jest
Nothing's sexier than death made flesh
Like the man upon the cross
My crime is your albatross
To weigh you down, an anchor deep
May my bullet let you sleep
(I changed my mind on some of them, but it doesn't matter since I know I lost~ x3) XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:35 pm
Veliofi o 3o Eh... /wheezehack/ I'm not thinking at all, really.
You aren't going to be saved
Instead, the Grim Reaper soon will wave
At your mangled remains
Made when I shot your brains
Soon, your tombstone will be engraved
Hail a cab and drive so far
Or hide upon the nearest star
Or furthest, dear, no difference made
I'll find you wherever you wait
Druki, you will receive the joy
A bullet in your skull, my boy
Will cause your life's end
Due to the new gift trend
Time will tell if this is a ploy.
Pretty faces melt and fade
Make-up runs and comes unmade
I'm not sexy? Surely you jest
Nothing's sexier than death made flesh
Like the man upon the cross
My crime is your albatross
To weigh you down, an anchor deep
May my bullet let you sleep
(I changed my mind on some of them, but it doesn't matter since I know I lost~ x3) Sorry, Veli. Incorrect.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:40 pm
xD What can you expect? I'm doped on medicine.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:44 pm
Veliofi xD What can you expect? I'm doped on medicine. Is okay. ^___^' You got some of them right!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:18 pm
Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: So a gift is what you seek
I hope that this isn't to meek
A quick snipe in the back of the Head
and soon you'll be dead
Love Always,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Sniper
Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got
Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: So intellegent, you believe yourself to be
However, none is more intelligent than me
To bring you death so swift and stealthy
Will make me ever so much more wealthy
in the blood of friends and foes
From cut off fingers and sliced off toes
You will never live to rue this day
The day that in your casket you will lay
Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Druki, you will receive the joy
A bullet in your skull, my boy
Will cause your life's end
Due to the new gift trend
Time will tell if this is a ploy.
P.S. Tell Toastie I said thanks for pointing out my errors. I knew I was messing something up. Hopefully this one will be better. XD
Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: I Hate Drama, cops and lies
I Hide Darkly, you might surmise
I Have Dreams, a hole Ã&&&½&&½twixt your eyes
IHD, hereÃ&&&½&&½s your prize.
Love,
Sniper
Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got!
Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Like the man upon the cross
My crime is your albatross
To weigh you down, an anchor deep
May my bullet let you sleep
Love,
Sniper
Why don't you head over to your inventory and see what you got!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:17 pm
Sorry, PL. You got some right, but not all.
Come on, less than an hour to win 5k!
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:09 pm
Well, you all lose. gonk Now what am I gonna do with this 5k?
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