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I was just browsing the Metalocalypse topic and something so inane in nature as to be subtly gratuitous and idiotic drew my attention from my laptop to the TV.

What could it be? Black and white footage of a woman slicing her finger using a normal can opener, or struggling and straining with a normal pasta colander because she's a ******** retard and in the top three percent of mechanically un-inclined human beings? Nah.

"Some men will search to the ENDS OF THE EARTH looking for REAL NAKED GIRLS!"

A while back I remember hearing that commercial claim that I could watch some guy live "MY DREAM" traveling around with some hot young college girls to the world's number one party spots. The sheer audacity to claim they know MY DREAMS makes me want to destroy the marketing staff.

Girls Gone Wild pisses me the ******** off. What ever happened to good old porn... blowjobs, doggy style, spread eagle, facials, ********..?

Once, (and I may have dreamed this but I don't think I'm that gay) I think I saw a "Guys Gone Wild" commercial. Exactly who were they marketing to with that? I know a few guys that watch Girls Gone Wild for entertainment mostly (and I must admit, I'd like to see boobs in zero gravity), but do women actually want to watch hot young men taking showers together and kissing? Wangs in Zero G? Tito and his friend Kyle had too much to drink and decided to take their shirts off and dance..?

"Hey Becky... I just picked up the new Guys Gone Wild. Come over tonight and bring a bag of popped corn. It'll be a hot drunken homosexual vouyerism blast!"

I guess if this post is really going to go anywhere, do women like seeing guys rubbing eachother? I like seeing titties rubbing against eachother, but does it work the same way for women?


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Post Update: (although unrelated) American Idol, with 500 million votes in the last season, is the largest democracy in the world in terms of votes. Thanks yall!

It isn't really. I just went on a rant about marketing tactics and ended it with a subtle question of preference to the female gender. *shrug*

Because I thought my gender was perverted. Oh well, I learned something today. xp

girls gone wild is lame. i mean, as lame as you can get atleast, seeing as it's still nude chicks.

but i don't get the hype about it, honestly. go for the ******** porno, i say.

I must agree, online porn is much easier to find and cheaper. Not to mention it doesn't suck.

As far as the GGW commercials go. It's not too fun getting caught off guard at 3 AM when you want to goto bed by naked [albeit censored] women popping up on your TV during a commercial break.