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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:43 am
Okay, Mary was supposed to be gone for like, a month. Yet she posted on a topic yesterday. What the hell is that bullshit?
And don't give me that internet cafe crap.
Mary has obviously died in a horrible plane crash on her trip and her spirit has become trapped within the internetz, forced to haunt us with spam and emoticons for all eternity!
NUUU!!11
Discuss: If Mary is stuck in the internet, how will she be able to eat/ drink/ perform neccessary life-sustaining functions and/ or does she even need to do so having no apparent physical form?
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:48 am
Maybe she doesn't need to perform any of the life sustaining functions anymore because now she's trapped in the internet all she needs to do to survive is capture the souls of those who post in topics that she posts.
Mystery solved.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:50 am
You mean she's going to capture our souls?
gonk gonk gonk gonk (as Mary would say)
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:55 am
Well she won't because we'll be too careful for that to happen, so whenever Mary posts a topic you need to make sure to constantly be on your guard so your soul doesn't get stolen. And even if we let our guard down and she tries to steal our souls, we'll be okay because with you'll be able to chase her away with your awesomeness.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:05 am
Your discussion skills are poor.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:06 am
Well there's not that much to discuss really, the problem has been solved.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:08 am
The question is, was there ever really a problem?
I'll go with, yes.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:13 am
Of course there was a problem, we were in terrible danger of having ours souls stolen! Luckily thanks to raised awareness, we can avoid meeting such a horrible fate. I think that we need to have some sort of public awareness program going to inform people of the danger that Mary has now become, to ensure that no one has to go through getting their soul stolen. We may even need to look into somehow removing Mary's spirit from the internet to keep people safe forever.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:15 am
Sounds fair enough. But I think we might have to consult Rachel when she returns from what she calls "sleep".
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:16 am
Okay, we'll consult Rachel then.
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Multifunctionomical Boner Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:52 am
This sounds terrible. Like when Gengar steals your friend Pokemon on Pokemon Ranger while your not looking, thats really not fun. (shut up, that was the first thing that came to my mind)
I suppose we could set up banners and stuff, like with pictures of Mary on it and the caption "It's a trap!".
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:08 pm
It's genius!
Well, it might stop her for a while, but I think we need to find a more permanent solution.
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Multifunctionomical Boner Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:48 am
Possibly, but I think we should just get the posters ready so that the situation doesn't get even more out of hand.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:01 am
well....I find souls taste bad personally.....but at least now I'm dead I'm safe from the OTHER soul eating internet inhabitants, unlike you mortals.
To quote Ellen: " gonk gonk gonk gonk "
To Ellen Mary says stare
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Cruel_Angels_Thesis182 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:08 am
You know you would have said it.
And we were afraid you might use trickery to make us think you didn't really want to steal our souls, but we aren't falling for that!!!
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