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Today in school I learned:
1. Really old people can talk for a really long time.
2. Try not to call your political party "The Wildcats".
3. Henry David Thoreu was the OH. Original Hippie.
4. We want the fish. Gotta have that fish.
5. Teachers are greater than students when it comes to dodgeball.
6. Kriswell's a beast.
7. Us seniors cheat every year.
8. Smashing Viking pinata's for fun and profit.
9. The only two people in our school that can rap decently are over the age of 50.
10. Japanese toilets shoot water at you. North Korean toilets shoot nuclear missiles at you.
11. Imitating octipi makes people think you are having a seisure.
12. We want the fish. Gotta have the fish.
13. Partying with pygmy's in Nova Scotia is bad for your health.
14. The janitors are plotting to quit.
15. Sensei's not old, he hasn't even hit his growth spurt yet.
16. Bradimyer's prank will land him in jail faster than a veteran in a vietnamese restaraunt.
17. JP has a hate meter.
18. Our teachers pull the best pranks.

~<3

I always name my teams "Cheese Cannibals," "Cheese Puffs" or "Unexpected Cannibals." Or whatever else pops into my head at the time.

Everyone else does something lame. One group of people in my first period class always names themselves the "Shawnas" after one girl in the group. Makes me angry. There's no creativity in schools. gonk

And whenever I give a decent name in lieu of a lame one, everyone shouts "NO" in unison. emo

Today in school I learned... About sexually transmitted diseases.
xDDDDDDDDD

Lmfao xDDDD
I seriously wonder what Crawford would do if someone fell asleep during Spanish xDDDDDDDD

Who'd you put for your favourite teacher, btw?

Interesting. Today a girl tried to take my gloves off, and I screamed that she was trying to give me AIDs.

1. Yes they can. In monotonous tones, too.
2. That's our "across the way" rival school's mascot. surprised
3. Thoreau was a pimp and you know it. cool
4. Fish is indeed good. I like grilled salmon with lemon and herbs, though by far my favorite is shrimp in any kind of way.
5. That's because they have more experience in making you think they're playing fair.
6. Who?
7. It's too bad it's only one year, though. Wish it was longer. D:
8. Yes.
9. No one in my school can rap decently.
10. xD
11. That they do.
12. Quite so.
13. Indeed it is.
14. But then who will clean are savagely abused urinals and toilets?! gonk
15. Ho'dang.
16. That's fast. O:
17. Is it OVER 9000?!
18. That's because they know how to manipulate students.

I learned that I can hold my liquor better than most of my friends that drink more than me.

...Because...I went to school...but not to class...and then we were shopping for the party...and then we had the party...and now I'm home...though I still have booze left...

I'm curious, anyone have plans for a "senior prank"?

I know, back in HS... I had the idea (forgot where I got it) to get a bunch of friends to bring in a couple of cinderblocks, a waterproof tarp, some water (somehow, never figured that out...) and a couple of goldfish... and build a goldfish pond in the middle of the hallway...

Never did it though... x_x

(And I was a Viking back in HS, and we "fought" against the "Indians"... x_x)

and the funny thing is, my mom went to school in lansdowne(sp?) by Balto. MD... I went to school at Fort Walton Beach High... and she was a "viking" too... scary... o__o( )