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Little timmy awoke that night to the sound of thumping on the roof. He looked out his window juuust in time to catch a glimpse of Santa's mighty sleigh and his reindeer parading through the sky. Such a jolly sight almost made him forget about the presents! As soon as Santa had travelled far enough away for little Timmy to not be able to see him anymore, he scampered down the stairs in his blue Bob the Builder 'jammies and pattered his way up to the tree. Presents everywhere!

"Oh boy!" Little Timmy shouted as he grabbed a present with his name marked in big green letters. "I wonder what's inside!"

Timmy ripped and pulled, and tugged and teared at the wrapping, and finally he removed all of it. He slowly and carefully removed the lid of the box inside to find.... A y pair of severed bull horns!
"Santaaaaaa..." Timmy cried with tears pouring down his face. "The cowwwwsss.... The poor cowwwssss...."
He then pulled out another box, and opened it... this one containing a hat made out of real cow skin! Still dripping and warm. "Ennnnnnghhh!!" Timmy sobbed. "Why would you do this to me, Santa? Have I been ?"

The next morn, Timmy called all his friends. They too had received ONLY severed horns and cow hide hats.
"They smell like daddy's bathroom" Said pauline.
"My hair is red now.." Said Johnny boy from down the street.
"My cow hat tastes like supper." Said Martin the retard.

Then the news came on. It appears that the entire world only received 1 of 2 different presents. And only the luckiest and most caring children of all got y horns. The world cried an ocean of tears at the horror that Santa left in his wake that christmas morn. The moral of this story? Don't rely on Santa for anything. He can be a real p***k some times.