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HappyBanana

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:44 pm


What goes:
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A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart


Anybody else know any lame Doctor Who related jokes?
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:49 pm


Here's a couple more.

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Daleks don't change light bulbs! They destroy the building.

Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One and a Half Million..... to conquer a race that can climb ladders...


I'm bad. ninja

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:19 am


Hey they're all good! The only one I've heard is the REALLY lame one:

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Doctor
- Doctor Who?
Exactly!


*insert groan here*
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:05 pm


How many 7th Doctor fans does it take to change a ligthbulb?
None, they think the darkness adds mystery.

And I got that from a friend, so take your angry pitchforks to him if you feel the need to lynch someone.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:32 pm


Ooohhh... those are good... I'm gonna have to do that knock-knock on my friend who I'm trying desperately to get to watch Christmas Invasion.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:03 pm


There are, of course, all the Doctor Poo in the TURDIS ones..

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HappyBanana

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:34 pm


isidar_mithram
There are, of course, all the Doctor Poo in the TURDIS ones..
I'm not sure I want to know, but you peaked my curiosity. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:39 am


Here's a naughty one...




Q: What's in the Hand of Omega?

A: The Rod of Rassilon.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:39 pm


lol Good jokes! I especially love the Dalek ones.
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:54 pm


HappyBanana
What goes:
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*?













A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Nashiba


HappyBanana

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:08 pm


Nashiba
HappyBanana
What goes:
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*?













A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Hehe, Thanks. My friend says he found it on the Tom Baker Says website. xd
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:16 pm


HappyBanana
Nashiba
HappyBanana
What goes:
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*?













A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Hehe, Thanks. My friend says he found it on the Tom Baker Says website. xd
Oy....that's just wierd... and that's really him? Not the guy who's good at imitating him? I know he's still alive....

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HappyBanana

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:33 pm


Ceribri
HappyBanana
Nashiba
HappyBanana
What goes:
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*?













A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Hehe, Thanks. My friend says he found it on the Tom Baker Says website. xd
Oy....that's just wierd... and that's really him? Not the guy who's good at imitating him? I know he's still alive....
Yep, that the man himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bY7y5QSqDM
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:44 pm


HappyBanana
Ceribri
HappyBanana
Nashiba
HappyBanana
What goes:
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*
*BANG! Thud!*?













A Time Lord committing suicide. xd heart

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Hehe, Thanks. My friend says he found it on the Tom Baker Says website. xd
Oy....that's just wierd... and that's really him? Not the guy who's good at imitating him? I know he's still alive....
Yep, that the man himself.

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bY7y5QSqDM

I figured as much. The jokes are....
'o.0`

is that a link to an interview he did for some play/show he was in??

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HappyBanana

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:55 pm


Ceribri
HappyBanana
Ceribri
HappyBanana
Nashiba

Oh. Oh my. Why did I find that oddly hilarious? rofl

Hehe, Thanks. My friend says he found it on the Tom Baker Says website. xd
Oy....that's just wierd... and that's really him? Not the guy who's good at imitating him? I know he's still alive....
Yep, that the man himself.

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bY7y5QSqDM

I figured as much. The jokes are....
'o.0`

is that a link to an interview he did for some play/show he was in??It's an interview that includes him talking about how he had his voice recorded to read out text messages in a certain mobile network in the UK.

Basically, for a limited time, people with that service could type out ANY text message and "Tom Baker" would read them out loud using the words he recorded for the mobile text service. xd
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