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Machine Deity

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:37 am


So, my sweet, sweet insomniacs let me whisper sweet empty nothings to you tonight.

I sit here, with no one to talk to, having me being in that strange state of mind I'm in. I remember the after moments of large periods of time where I 'zone out' entirely and 'wake up' in certain strange situations. The weirdest one, 'waking up' in a motel six somewhere in Maine, the problem, I live in New York. D;

But the one moment that seems to take the chocolate cake is when I 'woke up' in my friend Josh's older sister's bed, with no pants on and her next to me.

Not that I'm complaining, but it gets kind of annoying when you have to deal with it on a semi-annual routine. I'm not complaining about my friend's older sister either, she's b-e-a-utiful.

Discuss my b-e-a-utiful loves:

*Having huge gaps in your own memory
*Strangest moments to ever happen to you when you zone out and 'wake up'
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:57 am


hmm I'd say someboy spiked the cake....or laced it with acid or something....or something like that...

Kjuroki Kaze


dirtyrottencheater

PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:51 am


Oh yes! Like the time I was stealing a motorcycle to sell for some crack, and next thing I know I'm trying to swim to Florida from Cuba on an old car tire. Needless to say, the crack wasn't for me.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:44 am


dirtyrottencheater
Oh yes! Like the time I was stealing a motorcycle to sell for some crack, and next thing I know I'm trying to swim to Florida from Cuba on an old car tire. Needless to say, the crack wasn't for me.


I love good old crack past time stories. ;D

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:51 am


Apparently my panties saved the world while I was sleeping.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:46 am


Apparently I have a bad habit of showing up in my friends dreams a lot...while Im asleep...
You might want to get that checked on...

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:35 pm


I do that all the time. *yawns* In fact, I was the one who told my dad that my stepmom was pregnant. Before she even know she was pregnant.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:35 pm


I once work up in one of our "favorite" pagan's bathtub, clutching a knife and my German textbook, with a headache. She never did explain why she let me in, especially if I was clutching a schoolbook and a stabbing implement.

But we haven't talked much since then, and that says enough.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:51 pm


You were possessed. *nodnodnod*
PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:54 pm


Abahahahahaha....I dont wake up in random places, only have no idea where I am when I wake up. And I know there are other things I do, but I can't remember right now...

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Machine Deity

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:20 pm


Reko
You were possessed. *nodnodnod*


Could explain the occasional voice in my head giving me images of people around me completely naked when I close my eyes. *nodnod*

pics please. xD
PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:48 pm


Pics? Of what?

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Yngwie

PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:12 pm


Reko
Pics? Of what?
Broken_moons
people around me completely naked
PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 11:36 am


I have a story like that, where I was in mexico, and I woke up soon before loosing a kidney...
I won't and can't go into anymore details other then, me and my two other friends almost didn't make it out of mexico that summer.

Loki the Stampede


Kjuroki Kaze

PostPosted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:20 pm


you do realize my curiousity about this Loki....I'm going to hear this story from you..
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