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 Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:42 pm
As some of you may remember, my Dad is the STRANGEST person on the planet. heart
Well, we went to the mall today and he opened his ol' bag of tricks again. xD You see, usually when we pass Hot Topic, Dad makes some kind of joke about wanting to go in and buy a leather thong for himself and making Shoy and I barf when he says he'll get 2 more for others.
Today was different. We had to sit outside this large dress shop while Mom went into Macys and Dad did it again.
He offered a $50 Best Buy gift card... IF one of us went into the dress shop and walked up to a clerk and ask: "My girlfriend really likes the yellow dress there, but says she'll only wear it if you have a yellow thong to match. Do you have one?" AND if they say yes "Hey, you're about the same size as my girlfriend, could you show me how it looks?"
$100 if you could get her to try it on. ninja You'd have to ask them EVEN if they were a guy.
I shuddered. Shoy lol'd.
gonk And we left ask I considered it with the female clerk. Mom burst out laughing when she found out. XD
Do you have weird parents? o3o
- In other news, my buggy MP3 player is strangely working properly again. >_> -
HirunHikari
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:47 pm
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IntermittentShiningLights
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:51 pm
They are quite weird aren't they? My dad has a tendancy to joke around with things like dropping me or my little brother down the stair well. One time when I glomped onto him, he secured my arms, and dragged me down the stairs. I had to run to keep up with my arms.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 7:55 pm
xDD!
I wish my parents were cool like that.
Unfortunately, they're just kinda annoying. D:
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:33 pm
...What's the downside? confused
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:43 pm
Do I have to mentino my parents...My friends think they're cool.
I find it very scary when my parents say they're going to come to my school.Do wierd dances, and dress up like nerds, and all that.Happens every day.They even pester my friends...In the end all my friends will be going NO!I swear my parents call be cool, yet embaressing.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:53 pm
Everyone has weird parents. My dad's always cracking really lame jokes, even when me or my brother have friends over; it's really embarrassing sweatdrop . And I find it really disturbing that my mom dates younger men.
She's almost 50, and yet she dates some rather good-looking guys who are in their 20s. The really embarrassing part is that she's the one who has guys asking her out every week and not me. gonk
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:55 pm
Can I steal your parents? Please? XD
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:58 pm
Oh, the other day, there was this person in a giant pink Crayola crayon costume.
We tried to get him to hug it. ninja
HirunHikari
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:59 pm
HirunHikari Oh, the other day, there was this person in a giant pink Crayola crayon costume.
We tried to get him to hug it. ninja
HirunHikari
I would've humped it. <33
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:01 pm
Well, yesterday, my mom came home, and started bothering me, while I was on the computer. No, not in the way that parents would do. The way that one's little brother or sister would. I told her to go watch some TV or something, then eventually walked over to the TV to turn it on.
When I came back, she had clicked open the window, shouted "Oh my god, it's a POSTING BOX THINGIE!", and started to click random buttons on it. She had clicked on an emote, the bold button, the quote button, the URL button, and the link to Photobucket.
Yes, this was my mother. rofl
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:08 pm
My dad always makes fun of those kinda stuff.
We were walking around the mall and we passed by a Victoria's Secret,
and he was like "Can you immagine me wearing one of those?"
I laughed so hard. Why? MAN-FAYE!
xD <3
I totally hugged my dad after that.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:48 pm
///+ Buzz Bro... +///
I'm glad my dad doesn't joke around like that anymore
But my mom LOVES Hot Topic, she calls it "That cute little boutique at the mall". She always sees things she likes for me, while walking around in there. She got me this shirt that said "My Imaginary Friend Says you Have Serious Mental Problems" XD. And some other one, which I forgot what it said on it >.<
My dad likes to rap "That is my son" REALLY loud while pointing at us, whenever we decide to be nice and go to a store with him though. He's REALLY annoying like that
///+ ...Blue+///
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:24 pm
I'd push you XD I kid :3
My parents are nromal, but to care-free.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:17 am
» [R]ofl! That's Awesome.
My Dad Parents Have No Manners When Eating And It Really Disturbs Me,
Cause I'm The "All Nice And Ordered" Type Of Person.// >0<; [♥ ♥ ♥]
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