I personally am lenient on the 3 word rule if you find yourself with 2.. hokey.. words in your original 3 words [like of, and, is, etc.] So. At your own risk? I'll start off.
Story Time
Xander was naked on a pole at the Ladies' dungeon of hell while willow twirled a baton of fish and cheese, then ate it. Dawn then saw Xander's naughty spot, which was actually a very small, I mean huge, though acutally tiny, actually kinda medium, inna big way, hot dog with lotsa mustard and not too bad looking either. Spike was licking a really tasty pop, which actually was Xander's a**. Spike was very happy to be viewed by Willow and her trusty friend Cordelia, who was currently tumbling down the stairs towards funky doom! Though unfortunately it seemed less funky when Spike said "Damn it woman! You can never stand up straight!" Willow then stopped eating the baton and grabbed Spike's top left fang, pulling down. Hard. Then she decided instead to kick the table top but it was glued to the floor. Her foot started to tremble quickly and she hoped it would stop, but Cordelia made it worse by throwing her heels at Willow's head. Willow then ducked and yelled, "********!" then killed herself. Then Giles came, hoping to revive Willow, so that she can sing O Holy Night with a tutu and green waders. But the waders are filled with big pink spiders that realllllllllly itched her lower back when they crawled almost too slowly to the floor. So Cordelia decides to sing instead, I Will Survive! By taking off her shirt and revealing her new little red tattoo inked between her Goofy and Donald gay sex tats. Nicknames for her little red riding ho and little john. Willow looks up (cute rear ahoy!) and asks Spike, "Please marry me?" But Spike was busy screwing Xander over the table. "No can do." Buffy suddenly shouted "Why not me?!?!" so Angel cried "Me neither!" and he simply shimmied against Buffy's back as Cordelia simply continued to undress. Throwing her clothes into the fire, she smiles at the burning pile of clothes and jumps up on top of willow and ravishes her. Willow's eyes widen as pleasure overtakes Dawn because she is masturbating with Xander's big rod, magically turned into an even bigger magical tittalating spaceship that killed itself. Poor Xander phallus decided it was too big for anyone to handle, and then he spasmed in blissful peace and silence. Xander wiped up his spunk with a wet rag, which was actually Buffy's used pad, which contained alot of blood and other stuffs that smelled like cheese.
Xander was naked...
