Mormon torture help

[blizzardscooter]

Is anyone besides me alone in a community full of Mormons. I am a Luthren and proud of it however it can be hard to live here.  

[Darkslider]

Most of us are in similar positions.  

[Masa the Fennec Kitsune]

blizzardscooter

Is anyone besides me alone in a community full of Mormons. I am a Luthren and proud of it however it can be hard to live here.

I live where alot of mormons are

I'm afraid of them  

[Contralto in a Corset]

There's going to be alot of Mormons where you are, regardless of the county you happen to be situated in. And not all Mormons are bad, you shouldn't judge the whole on the few you know that are pains.

 

[419scambaiterKoko]

Militant Christian

There's going to be alot of Mormons where you are, regardless of the county you happen to be situated in. And not all Mormons are bad, you shouldn't judge the whole on the few you know that are pains.

yeah but then their are only a few like my best friend Myko and few other friends

but only FEW really are.  

[Azzy-chan89]

I get 'stalked' by missionaries in the parking lot where I work. I usually tell them that I'm Satanic and walk away. FYI, I'm not really, but they don't know that.

I also use Sign Language to confuse them. It's highly entertaining. XD  

[419scambaiterKoko]

Azrael89

I get 'stalked' by missionaries in the parking lot where I work. I usually tell them that I'm Satanic and walk away. FYI, I'm not really, but they don't know that.

I also use Sign Language to confuse them. It's highly entertaining. XD

See everyone this is what i'm talking about!!!  

[Se Ga Takai]

Koko.Dk

See everyone this is what i'm talking about!!!

You actually only need ONE exlamation at the end of a Sentance.  

[419scambaiterKoko]

Se Ga Takai

Koko.Dk

See everyone this is what i'm talking about!!!

You actually only need ONE exlamation at the end of a Sentance.

I'm emphasizing it and it's "exclamation" and "sentence." By the way you don't capitalize the last word.

this is a declaration of war!  

[Se Ga Takai]

Koko.Dk

Se Ga Takai

Koko.Dk

See everyone this is what i'm talking about!!!

You actually only need ONE exlamation at the end of a Sentance.

I'm emphasizing it and it's "exclamation" and "sentence." By the way you don't capitalize the last word.

this is a declaration of war!

*banned*

Okay, let's see you top that one biggrin  

[I Was The Moon]

After a while, I've gotten to know a lot of friends that AREN'T Mormon. It's really funny to listen to their stories.

One guy threw a burrito at a missionary that wouldn't let him close the door. The guy ran away with all this crap on his face. When he got to the sidewalk and thought nobody was looking, he started running his finger down his face and tasting it. xd

When they came to my door, my sister opened it. She kept saying "no" and they wouldn't go away. So she called my dad. He went to the door, said "No!" and slammed the door in the guy's face. The worst part was, the dude was looking through the blinds on our door...it was way creepy.  

[DemigoddessHalfdemon]

Bad_Conscience_101

After a while, I've gotten to know a lot of friends that AREN'T Mormon. It's really funny to listen to their stories.

One guy threw a burrito at a missionary that wouldn't let him close the door. The guy ran away with all this crap on his face. When he got to the sidewalk and thought nobody was looking, he started running his finger down his face and tasting it. xd

When they came to my door, my sister opened it. She kept saying "no" and they wouldn't go away. So she called my dad. He went to the door, said "No!" and slammed the door in the guy's face. The worst part was, the dude was looking through the blinds on our door...it was way creepy.

First of all, those are bad missionaries. They're supposed to leave you alone when you say no.

However, if they persist, you can always start hitting on them, or doing a striptease....or both..... twisted  

[sirwinner]

I am a Mormon and sorry that the missionaries are a bit pushy. how would you feel going away from home for two years. also they are just trying to spread the gospel.  

[Se Ga Takai]

sirwinner

they are just trying to spread the gospel.

By not letting you close the door? 'Sharing' invlolves two willing parties, otherwise it's 'forcing'  

[XColterX]

I'm an athiest in utah, it kind of sucks, but it helps me know who my real friends are