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 Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:48 pm
This thread was recently posted in one of the other guilds I'm in. I'm debating whether or not to strangle him in his sleep or go for a broad-daylight throat slitting. Any suggestions?
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:02 pm
Much love for the Scalpel of Literacy +1!! I have my Staff of Literacy at home. People get smacked with it quite often! whee
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:40 am
crying Save me... I have a headache from a cold. Don't need one from plain stupidity... xd
[I'm not saying people who text talk are stupid, just the stupid people use text talk and give it a bad name...]
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:02 pm
*Nervous laugh* sweatdrop
Er...hi. I'm the owner of that guild. I swear, I don't know that person. But, I'm all for the strangling in his sleep...if I can watch.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:37 pm
"Katana of literacy +10"
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Can I borrow it? Please please please?
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:28 pm
Don't worry, Leoshi, it's not your fault that he's an idiot. I won't kill you unless you degenerate into that kind of drivel.
*Hugs Leoshi*
So... one vote for strangulation... that's good enough for me. 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:28 pm
BATTLE STATS
Weapons: English textbook used as a cudgel. Contains Shakespearean sonnets, giving it a +3 magical damage bonus against Noobs and Illiterates.
Armour: Paper robes. Have been covered with lines and lines of Emily Dickinson's poetry, forcing all enemies within 3 meters to make a Fortitude save or be stunned.
Special abilities: Has the ability to quote obscure literature, forcing all enemies within 10 meters to make a Will save or be soporified.
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:05 pm
Nice one there, I'll have to think of something like that now...
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:21 am
It helps if you have some experience playing Dungeons and Dragons.
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:55 pm
Galadedrid Damodred It helps if you have some experience playing Dungeons and Dragons. ...which I have none of. I guess I'll just stick with my saying: "Beware...I'm literate."
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:30 am
Niccea loaned her katana of literacy +10 to MyOwnBestCritic
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:43 am
Reading that made my eyes bleed... I vote for the strangling.
On a side note, Dungeons and Dragons is one of my favorite games, but I can't find anyone to play with since I moved.
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:34 pm
I say strangle, and strangle now. Who's with me?
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 3:52 pm
*grabs her torch and pitchfork*
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:11 am
gonk My, oh my...The word "homies" is used way too frequently, my head feels weird. @.@
But all at the same time, aren't you people overexaggerating a little bit? I mean, come on! I thought we weren't supposed to harrass those who type illiterately(?)!
Well, but then again, as long as we don't actually flame/"diss" those people, I'm sure it's okay...
And...
I'm sure it's not really harrassing when we're just talking in our own private little guild... ninja
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