*music keys up*
"No chance! That's what ya got!"
*Vince stands at the entrance way with a smile on his face and looks at the crowd*
*Vince has a mic*
*music stops*
My New Year's Resolution is to stop being so damned nice, and Petey, I'm going to start that resolution with you. I've also got another resolution which involves you and that resolution is to become the WIF champion right here tonight at New Year's Revolution. If you know anything about me, you know I never break my resolutions!
twisted Before we start things off, I have a little surprise for the audience and for you, Petey. You see, I'm like Nostradamus. I want to show you the future. Unlike Nostradamus, I'm able to not only predict the future but alter the future as well. I had the production truck put a little something together that will show the future.
If you will, put the footage on the TitanTron.
NOW! DAMNIT!
scream *image appears on the tron*

*crowd boos*
Hey! Shut up! That is the future! *points up to the tron*
*music keys up*
"No Chance! That's what ya got!"
*McMahon struts down the ramp and gets in the ring while most of the crowd boos*
Petey, you've got no chance in hell of keeping the WIF title tonight!
evil *the ref shows Vince the belt he's competing for, then holds the belt up for the crowd*
*ref calls for the bell*
Ding! Ding! Ding!