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Warning: the following contains links to possibly NSFW content. Please don't permaban me for this, I'm tired, and running on chemicals I do not naturally produce. Have pity on a poor lad.

So I randomly Googled "boobage". No idea why, I just felt like getting a boner over tits. I'm odd like that occasionally, but it's okay, I'm entitled. I have access to weapons that may or may not physically harm you.

I don't know which was wierder. The fact that this shows up on the list, or that this is the number one image.

I am, however, extremely aroused at some of the selections. I am also too tired to care that you might be offended, while awake enough to be amused if you are.

Keep it going if you wish. Strange Google searches amuse me. A lot.

Indeed it is. Which is why I posted it here. If anyone will get the bizarre humor, you guys will.

And when did you become all purple-y and stuff?

On a side note, when I saw my deleted post PM earlier, I actually replied with ">

Awww. The image failed. Oh well, I'll Google it personally. At any rate, I will say this - boredom + Google = fun, fun, fun.

Tripod foiled your attempt at hotlinking that image, so I just had to go look for it myself. And I must say, WTF?

I googled my nickname once and got a bunch of porn stars. Not cool, dude.

Using my real name on Google brings up legitimate results. There's only a couple links that aren't actually about me.

Googling my username of course brings up pages on myths.

I google my real name and get a page from my elementary school's website on honor roll students in the fourth grade. I also get a bunch of results from this chef who has nothing to do with me.