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 Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:30 am
I've posted this twice already on another guild, but it needs to be said. >
Naruto: Sasuke, you are so the uke! I mean, come on! It's in your freaking name for crying out loud! Sas-UKE... See?
Sasuke: Hn, and you call yourself Japanese.
Naruto: Huh?
Sasuke: My name is written 'SA' 'SU' 'KE'. Learn the damn characters. ::Holds up three cards with katakana written on them::
Naruto: Eh? ::takes a step back:: Yeah? Well, we're in America! Learn to write in english, teme!
Sasuke: English... Okay fine. ::smirks:: Naruto, guess who are you always calling a b*****d?
Naruto: Uh, you... Duh?
Sasuke: And guess what rhymes with teme. ::smirk widens::
Naruto: ::sweat bubbles start forming:: Uh, seme? ::squeaks::
Sasuke: That's right! ::pounces::
>>>> NO LONGER PG-13 <<<<
Plain and simple... Sasuke = Seme
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:21 pm
Lol, it's true! But it's the same thing with Itachi and Sasuke except that Sasuke will always be uke. For some reason, I can't picture Naruto as seme.....
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:59 pm
lol exactly the older boy is always seme >< or the more angsty one is always seme
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:50 pm
^Clicketh.
Lol.
@Prodigy: Hmm, really? I can picture Naru as seme. So saucy~. Oh~, lol. 8DDD
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:57 pm
I think Sasuke makes a good uke, and a good seme. He can either be a mega-seme or a super-uke. Just like Gaara. It all depends 1) who he's paired with, and 2) what angle you come from.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:10 pm
My friend and I were lauging about that. "Sas-UKE." Lolz.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:41 pm
Chaotic Nitemare My friend and I were lauging about that. "Sas-UKE." Lolz.
hm, haven't heard it already.. that's strange ><
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:25 pm
XDDDDD niiiiiiiiiiice!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:39 pm
EvilChopstix
^Clicketh.
Lol.
@Prodigy: Hmm, really? I can picture Naru as seme. So saucy~. Oh~, lol. 8DDD
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 10:23 pm
^^; Sasuke's name doesn't have anything to do with whether he's seme or uke. It's just a rather amusing joke to hear (the first six million times you hear/read it, anyway).
Frankly, I see Sasuke as more likely to be uke in that relationship, but that has to do with his and Naruto's personalities.
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:41 am
Would someone care to explain the diffrences in seme and uke to me? sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:55 am
Kaliea 007 Would someone care to explain the diffrences in seme and uke to me? sweatdrop Seme means attacker. It's the 'male' role, the top, etc. Uke is the 'female' role, the receiver, the bottom... etc. See?
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Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:55 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:29 pm
Sasuke is Seme. Aways. Except with his brother. THEN he'd the uber uke.
Just look at NARUTO. Does he look like he would go all
"SASUKE, Im gunna ******** you right here and right now."
"B-But Naruto.....I dun wanna"
"I DONT CARE. YOU ARE SATISFYING MY SEXUAL URGES RIGHT. NOW."
"FINE. *gets in bed* Ravish me."
"good boy. >:3"
talk2hand
Please.
People think naruto i seme because of the kyuubi.....
NEWSFLASH! Sasuke can supress kyuubi rofl
Just reread everything and you will see. wink
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:52 pm
chelsea-pyon Sasuke is Seme. Aways. Except with his brother. THEN he'd the uber uke. Just look at NARUTO. Does he look like he would go all "SASUKE, Im gunna ******** you right here and right now." "B-But Naruto.....I dun wanna" "I DONT CARE. YOU ARE SATISFYING MY SEXUAL URGES RIGHT. NOW." "FINE. *gets in bed* Ravish me." "good boy. >:3" talk2hand Please. People think naruto i seme because of the kyuubi..... NEWSFLASH! Sasuke can supress kyuubi rofl Just reread everything and you will see. wink I don't say that Naruto would be seme because of Kyuubi. I have other reasons for thinking that. However, for the Kyuubi reasoning, yes, maybe Sasuke can suppress Kyuubi, but then the question becomes, would he WANT to in the case of a sexual encounter? Or, Kyuubi could simply be a vague influence that makes Naruto more dominant; that would imply that suppressing Kyuubi wouldn't change inclinations Naruto has had basically since he was born. (Also, as a sidenote, please don't give out spoilers like that without giving a spoiler warning. Not everyone has read that far into the manga yet.) As for your scenario there, you're puposely making both characters incredibly OOC, exaggerating the seme and uke qualities in order to prove your point. But just because one character is seme doesn't mean he's going to be 'TEH UBER SEME', and just because one character is uke doesn't mean he's going to be 'TEH UBER UKE.' Things aren't that black and white. I see Sasuke as being uke in that relationship, but that doesn't mean I think he's going to lay back and cry like a girl while Naruto screws him. It simply means I see him as bottoming during sex most often (I see their relationship as being an occasional fight for dominance, so Sasuke might top when it suits him), and I have reasons for that, most of them revolving around the fact that Naruto is simply more masculine, both in his attitude and his movements. Naruto is basically your typical boy, while Sasuke has more androgynous features and qualities. You have to remember that we're talking about canon Naruto, not the very feminized version of him that tends to pop up in the fandom.
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