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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:23 pm
Lillian: This match will be a Ladder Match (Doing it, since we're all cruiserweights), with a suitcase full of money on the line. The only way to win is to reach and grab the suitcase! Introducing first...
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:28 pm
:: "Paparazzi" by Dale Oliver hit the PA System, as Austin Starr came on stage wearing his Paparazzi Productions gear and signature feather boa and sunglasses. He then strutted his stuff to the ring. ::
Lillian: From TV Land, weighing in at 215 lbs, Austin Starr!
:: Starr climbed into the ring and waited for his opponents. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:32 pm
Hey, yeah, hey, hey Love, love, love, love, love Yeah, yeah !
Freddie's dead That's what I said Let the man rap a plan; 'said he'd send him home But his hope was a rope, and he should have known
Everybody's misused him Ripped him off and abused him Another junkie playin' Pushin' dope for the man A terrible blow, but that's how it go A Freddie's on the corner now If you wanna be a junkie, wow Remember, Freddie's dead
* "Freddie's Dead" by Curtis Mayfield played, as Human Tornado danced his way down the stage with his ho valets at his side.*
Lillian: Hailing from Niggakeeprunnin, Mississipi, weighing in at 171 lbs, The Human Tornado!
*He slided into the ring, doing his usual spinning taunt.*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:45 pm
:: DING DING!::
" Nobody slaps Austin Starr! "
:: He runs at Tornado, attempting a lariat. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:47 pm
*Tornado ducked the lariat, and tried for a quick superkick to Starr.*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:49 pm
:: Starr fell to the mat from the superkick. ::
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UnStable STIGMA rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:50 pm
*He dropped down, and attempted an armbar on Starr.*
(( 3 ))
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:51 pm
:: He elbowed Tornado to get out of the hold. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:55 pm
:: Starr kipped up and attempted to knee Tornado in the gut. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:56 pm
*Doubles over from the knee.*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:58 pm
:: Austin grabbed Tornado and attempted a snap suplex. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 7:58 pm
*Human Tornado laid out in the ring, holding his back.*
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:00 pm
:: Austin got up and taunted to the crowd. ::
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:01 pm
*Tornado kipped up to his feet. He then ran behind Starr, attempting a dropkick to the back.*
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