Welcome to Gaia! ::

I'm new to the guild. So I want to establish a name...so who wants to battle?

.... rules?

5 bars
No feeding, biting, all that.

Sorry to steal this.

RETURN OF THE MULTIPLE FOOTNOTE VERSES!!!

I've been gone for a while, so we're both breakin' onto the scene,
but e'eryone knows me, they're askin' "where you been?"
See, I got a legacy here, more than you could hope to form,
you're a begginer, a rowboat, caught up in the perfect storm.
YOu'd have them think your a wizard, and you would be, if this was Oz*
Just call me west from the east b***h, and hold the applause**
See, im that good, I can be two things at once,
I'm a winner, and a genius - you're barely even a dunce.
My return's been long awaited, noone even noticed your first coming,
after your rap, i'll hear more noice from a b***h minus vocal cords cuming.***

*From the musical Wicked, the wizard had no powers, used optical illusions
**also from Wicked - elfaba(witch of the west) beat the wizard, in im from MD(on the east) - west, from east? anyone?
***with no vocal cords you can't scream "OH GOD!!!" so it's silent

I kno - i thought my verse was far on the weak side too....

Go ahead - I'm feeling masochistic today.

Well... I wouldn't mind joining in a fight, however... I think that guns should be allowed, along with knives. Lots of guns and knives, and bombs, and swords, and heavy blunt objects, that make holes in things! mrgreen