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buzzkid24

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:23 pm



///+ Buzz Bro... +///


My mom answered the phone a little while ago, and it was a telemarketer. They asked who files the taxes in the household and she said it was my dad, and that he wasn't home but he'd get back at around 8. Then they asked her who they should ask for when they call back, and she said Willie... which isn't my dads name XD... that made me laugh A LOT

Which reminded me of this one time I answered the phone and it was a telemarketer and they asked for my parents and I told them they had died >.<

There was this other time I told them my parents were on vacation in Mexico, and they wouldn't be back for a year.

DISCUSS:
Have you ever been mean to telemarketers? Are you a telemarketer or do you know anyone who is? What is your most fond telemarketer memory?



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:30 pm


THey always ask for "William (insert last name here)" I say: "Which one? There's four of them... I think the one that you're asking for is dead though...

WHen I know full well that the one they want is my father, and that the one that is dead was my grandfather's brother... I love things like that.

The Retanator


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:35 pm


Say goodbye to all this...



ok I've never ever had a experaince like that but listen to this,it's awsome.

funny
...and hello...
.....to oblivion!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:50 pm


Peles Tears
Say goodbye to all this...



ok I've never ever had a experaince like that but listen to this,it's awsome.

funny
...and hello...
.....to oblivion!
Lol, that one is hilarous, I've listened too that tons of times, it never gets old. xp

Garban


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:08 pm


I once said:

Me: "yes I pay the bills"
him: "And your name is?..."
Me: "William Shakespear 3nodding "
him: "OK Wil-...you're pissin' about with me aren't ya?"

I hung up then XD
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:27 pm


I've always wanted to but I've never actualy done it. Calling other buisneses on the other hand is a different matter completly

Edmond Dantes


Darkmaniac

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:28 pm


Edmond Dantes
I've always wanted to but I've never actualy done it. Calling other buisneses on the other hand is a different matter completly
XD i'm a badbad girl 3nodding
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:34 pm


Edmond Dantes
I've always wanted to but I've never actualy done it. Calling other buisneses on the other hand is a different matter completly
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Hey Liver Giver!

Would you say the asian noodles are Smaller than the american ones?
rofl

I cant look at anyone who works at Noodles anymore XDDD

@topic If it says Out of Area I dont answer. NO TELEMARKETERS.

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Darkmaniac

PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:35 pm


[.Our hopes and expectations..


If it says out of area, I piss people off biggrin


..Black holes and revalations.]
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:44 pm



///+ Buzz Bro... +///


I don't answer when it says "out of area"... but sometimes it doesnt, and I answer, and then I have to come up with something like "they're in the bathroom"... and then they call again, and I say "they're in the bathroom"... until they give up >.<

I keep wanting to ask them to be my friend, but that would be a little to much for me >.<... I don't have that much, I guess confidence



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buzzkid24

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:49 pm


I haven't had any fun telemarketer moments, but for some reason I want to do this:

Telemarketer: *as Aine answers the phone* Hello, do you want-
Aine: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS. twisted
Telemarketer: Eep! *hangs up*

But....I don't think we get telemarketers here. And I might get in trouble for saying that to one. rofl
PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:56 pm


buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


I don't answer when it says "out of area"... but sometimes it doesnt, and I answer, and then I have to come up with something like "they're in the bathroom"... and then they call again, and I say "they're in the bathroom"... until they give up >.<

I keep wanting to ask them to be my friend, but that would be a little to much for me >.<... I don't have that much, I guess confidence



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...Blue+///
[.I'm gonna ******** you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently..


Awww, Dark will be your friend biggrin

@Aine: rofl 8gotta try that*


..I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.]

Darkmaniac


buzzkid24

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:59 pm


Darkmaniac
buzzkid24

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


I don't answer when it says "out of area"... but sometimes it doesnt, and I answer, and then I have to come up with something like "they're in the bathroom"... and then they call again, and I say "they're in the bathroom"... until they give up >.<

I keep wanting to ask them to be my friend, but that would be a little to much for me >.<... I don't have that much, I guess confidence



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...Blue+///
[.I'm gonna ******** you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently..


Awww, Dark will be your friend biggrin

@Aine: rofl 8gotta try that*


..I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly.]

///+ Buzz Bro... +///


your post style... is... well... dirty sweatdrop

I want a random phone friend, who doesn't know me at all though... and you're already my friend heart



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:01 pm


[.Our hopes and expectations..


but, it's TENACIOUS D! gonk

Awww, I could phone secks you > . > if I found my mobile XD


..Black holes and revalations.]

Darkmaniac


buzzkid24

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:05 pm



///+ Buzz Bro... +///


NUUUUUU NO PHONE SEX FOR BUZZ D:

Tenacious D is fine... but dirty lyrics are not >.<



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