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Okay, I stole this from one of my highschool friends on facebook, but it's fun, seriously, it looks dumb, but it's giggle-worthy.

All you've got to do to participate is have some kind of music player with a shuffler.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Real Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For section, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new event, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…
7. Pick out some lyrics from the songs and show what it means for that event

The Life Events:
Opening Credits:
Waking Up:
Fight Song:
Breaking Up:
Monday:
Life:
Mental Breakdown:
Driving:
Getting Back Together:
Wedding:
Wild Sex Scene:
Birth of a Child:
Death Scene:
End Credits:

Opening Credits: Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas
"There'll be peace when you are done"
- So apparently my life movie isn't that good and it's going to cause a lot of fights, that will only end in my death...

Waking Up: Cry - Mandy Moore
"I'll always remember, it was late afternoon in places no one will find."
-I don't sleep in a house with normal people. No, I sleep in a dank, musty cave all by myself, and because it's so dank and musty, I usually sleep in the afternoon, when the sun is shining. So as to maximize heat.

Fight Song: Dance Dance - Fall Out Boy
"Why don't you show me the little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress."
- I'm a cheating hoe, and my husband has caught me with another man, so he is yelling at me, because I haven't had sex with him since I started with the other man.

Breaking Up: Say My Name - Destiny's Child
"Every other word is uh huh, yeah okay. Could it be that you are in the crib with another lady."
- Well, my husband, the lying b*****d that he is, was getting it on behind my back, as I was getting it on behind his, so we've decided to go seperate ways.

Monday: Fergielicious - Fergie
"They want my treasure so they get their pleasure from my photo."
- On Mondays I do a little moonlighting as a porn star, only pictures, not videos.

Life: Travelling Soldier - Dixie Chicks
"I bet you got a boyfriend but I don't care."
- It's true, I was with the cheater guy ever since I left my husband, but this new guy comes along and believe you me, I became a double cheater.

Mental Breakdown: Irreplaceable - Beyonce
"tellin me how I'll never ever find a guy like you."
- So I left Guy Number Two for Guy Number Three, but he's begging and pleading me to stay with him, as he doesn't know about #3, drives me to have a mental breakdown.

Driving: Everytime - Britney Spears
"Please Forgive me, my weakness caused you pain."
- Well, been with #3 for a while, but I started missing #2 so badly it hurt, so I drove all the way to his place, three provinces over, to beg for his forgiveness.

Getting Back Together: Santa Fe - Rent
"Let's open a restaurant in Santa Fe, sunny Santa Fe would be nice."
- Guy Number 2 took me back, but only if we fufill his lifelong dream of owning a restaurant in Santa Fe, because his mother used to live there.

Wedding: Let Her Cry - Hootie and the Blowfish
"She says there's the one I love the most, his time's not far behind."
- I'm walking down the aisle, with tears in my eyes, staring at #2 like he's the greatest guy in the world.

Wild Sex Scene: Gunnin' - Hedley
"And I will find out that morning comes faster alone."
- The wild sex, as I find out now that I'm a happily married woman, is so much better with two people rather than one. Makes it last longer.

Birth of a Child: Desdemona - Kids From Fame
"Don't you ever leave me, I don't know what I'd do."
- My baby was born and he's the greatest little baby ever born. His love is the only true love a girl can count on.

Death Scene: Survivor - Destiny's Child
"I'm A Survivor, I'm gonna make it. I will Survive, and keep on surviving."
- Well that was shot to hell in a handbasket.

End Credits: Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
"I don't know what you did boy but you had it, and I've been hooked ever since."
- I may be dead, but my god, my husband, the second one, was one studly hottie. ... I may just have to come back for a little while...

The End.

It's so much fun biggrin

I have half of the songs on your playlist (Let Her Cry, Gunnin', Santa Fe, Cry, Dance Dance, Say My Name, Everytime, Irreplacable) we obviously have good taste.

So many of my songs are about love and breaking up that I always end up with 3 or 4 different people per song when I do it razz

I know it's a bit long for a game, takes 20 minutes or so, but it's so funny to read. I some other people will try as well.

Opening Credits: Iris - Goo Goo Dolls
And I don't want the world to see me, 'cause I don't think that they'd understand, When everything's meant to be broken, I just want you to know who I am
This is going to be a sad but touching story with a good life lesson in it or something.

Waking Up: The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q
Grab your d**k and double-click for porn, porn, porn!
So, I guess I'm a hardcore perv at the beginning of this thing gonk Okay, so I'm a horrible perv and it's ruining all other aspects of my life. All my relationships are suffering.

Fight Song: Rapid Hope Loss - Dashboard Confessional
'Cause now that I can see you, I don't think you're worth a second glance...
My porn addiction has finally reached an all-time high (low?) and my friends and family are all giving up on me.

Breaking Up: Back From Mars - Aqua
And Elvis has said that I could be just like they are / Meet the stars - they're from Mars
While I'm lost in my delusions of Elvis's ghost telling me to look at more porn, my boyfriend, who has secretly been an alien all along, decides that this porn thing is too much to deal with, so he goes back to his home planet.

Monday: London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines - Panic! at the Disco
Boy you better put that pen to paper and charm your way out / If you talk you better walk you better back your s**t up
My boss calls at noon to ask where the hell I am (I'm asleep because I was up late porning around), reminding me that there is still technically something else out there I have to be doing. I battle with myself over whether it's worth getting out of bed to go to work, and whether I'm really just throwing my life away.

Life: Dance That Cocktail Latin Way - Little Nell (she plays Columbia in Rocky Horror~ heart )
On a tropical isle / I'd walk for a mile / Just to hear a jukebox play
I'm trying to go to work and avoid porn at all costs to put my life back together, and as such I'm starting to go a little bit loopy. Addiction withdrawal sucks...

Mental Breakdown: Untitled (aka How Could This Happy to Me) - Simple Plan
How could this happen to me / I've made my mistakes / Got nowhere to run / The night goes on / As I'm fading away...
Wow, the emo song! I didn't even know I had this. This porn issue has gotten bad enough. I make a decision to swear it off for good and piece my life back together. I spend a day or two in painful withdrawal, slapping my wrist every time I reach for the computer mouse... No porn! No! Bad!

Driving: A Month Dead - Stephen Lynch
She's a month dead and she's starting to smell / But if loving a corpse is a sin... / I'll see you in hell
I finally manage to put the porn thing behind me and contemplate what I'm going to do with my life now. My old self a month dead (lol) and I still can't seem to figure out what I'm going to do with myself... Oh well, I'll figure it out. biggrin

Getting Back Together: Rammstein - Rammstein (damn my boyfriend for giving me a queer German song)
Rammstein / Something something / Rammstein / Something something
I don't understand what the hell is going on but somehow my alien ex comes back to Earth and finds me and we hook up again. It's all very confusing... almost as if we were speaking different languages.

Wedding: Mousukoshi... Mousukoshi - Midori no Hibi (from some or other anime...)
(using translation from here) A little more... A little more... / If I can get closer to your heart / A little more... A little more... / So that this moment won't end
Finally, life's looking up! Mr. Alien and I have a beautiful wedding... in a foreign land. (I need more English songs gonk ) I finally have something to live for other than pornography.

Wild Sex Scene: The Sharp Hint of New Tears - Dashboard Confessional (again...)
My sighs they ring victorious / And fog this tinted glass / And it's clouded / And so is my head
Yeah, that's right, we had not only cloudy confusion rushed sex... but it was so mediocre it left me sighing. These aliens really have no technique. I should have screwed him before I married him, right? gonk Oh well, too far in to turn back now.

Birth of a Child: Push ( rofl !!1) - Matchbox 20
And I don't know if I've ever been really loved / By a hand that's touched me / Well I feel like something's gonna give / And I'm a little bit angry
The pain of childbirth is causing me to have some misgivings about getting preggers in the first place. Oh, he said, no way alien sperm and human egg will make a baby... but you were WRONG, b***h, and now we're going to have a MUTANT CHILD GREAT GOING. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M MAD.

Death Scene: No Style - Bad Luck (as in, Gravitation)
(translation from here) (I've no style!) Upon these (I've no style!) free wings / Show me we can regain that pulsing beat when we're pressed together
Well, it was an interesting life... if rather unorthodox and confusing. I'm free now, though! Woohoo! No more bills or mutant children or porn!

End Credits: Get Happy - B*Witched (from a Pokemon CD, oh my god...)
Tell me you're tired of hanging around / And dreaming your life away / We've got the feeling of Saturday night
And the moral of this story is... Get off the interweb and find a life with real people instead of pin-up girls! Before it's too late! Or else you'll wind up with an alien hubby and a mutant child! (Funny, because that's exactly what I'm doing in my real life lately, minus the porn and hubby and mutant baby... I mean the getting offline and finding a real life part... xd )



Well, that was more fun than I thought it would be. smile Took longer than I thought it would, too, but eh. Good find, Kristy! XD Even if you ruined my life by giving me a porn addiction and a sucky family. *not resentful at aaall*

Secret Sex changes are just so cruel. ... But it explains so much about my brother. =)

Kori, yours was way too funny. I love all the aliens and porn. .. But oddly enough, it was like you were telling my life story. I too know what it's like to have a mutant baby with a really bad in the sack alien. His name was Flroup-Herp ... Which I found out moments after translates into 'really bad in the sack'.

I know with a name like Flroup-Herp you'd think I'd be getting some intergalactic STD's.....

okay, song and author is underlined, and genre is in perenthesis

Opening Credits: Mosh - Eminem (Rap)
"I give sight to the blind, My ensight through the mind, I excersize my right to express what I feel is time"
Well, I guess that I'm an anarchist that speaks whatever the ******** I want to.
Waking Up: One After 909 - Beatles (Rock)
"Move over once, Move over twice, Come on baby don't be so percise!"
When I wake up I just feel like falling back to sleep, by rolling over.
Fight Song: Fever - Aerosmith (Rock)
"I got a rip in my pants, and a hole in my brand new shoes."
I fight so fearcly, that I rip my pants, and kick so hard I make holes in my shoes
Breaking Up: Heard 'Em Say - Kanye West (Rap)
"And I heard 'em say, nothing's ever promised tomorrow today, from the Chi like Tim it's a harder way, it's in the name of love like robert say."
I guess that when I break up, It's hard for me and you're new lover named Robert says 'It's in the name of love'.
Monday: My 1st Single - Eminem (Rap)
"He used to be superman, and we're pouring liquor on the curb in his name."
I guess that my Monday's are so crazy that I wake up drinking
Life: Amazing - Aerosmith (Rock)
"I kept the rights ones out, and kept the wrong ones in, had an angel of mercy, to see me through all my sins."
My life sucks, I did everything wrong, and God saw all. I guess I found religion
Mental Breakdown: Extrodinary Girl - Green Day (Alt. Rock)
"He, finds the image in her kiss, in her hearts apocolypes, and he can't seem to get away!"
I guess that I have a mental breakdown about my ex-girlfriend and I get obsessed and watch Robert and her.
Driving: Let It Be - The Beatles (Rock)
"When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisedom, let it be!"
My driving is calm, but that's because I don't drive fast and I'm not crazy anymore.
Getting Back Together: Crazy - Aerosmith (Rock)
"Say you headin' out to the train and leaving to hollywood, girl i've heard that lines so many times before."
We got back together, but she still leaves me to see her ex-lover
Wedding: Roses - Kanye West (Rap)
"My grandfather trying to pull it together, he strong, that's where I get my confidence from."
My grandfather went to my wedding, and he almost burst into tears, and me seeing this causes me to wanna cry, but we both hold it back
Wild Sex Scene: Naked - Marques Houston (R&B)
"So baby now it's time, i just can't wait anymore, i'm gonna give your body what it's crying for."
I swear to god I didn't plan this. Okay, so, I love my woman so much that I want her so bad that I do her nice and slow
Birth of a Child: Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden (Metal)
"'Cause in my dreams, it's always there, the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to dispair"
OH WHAT THE HELL!! My son is the reincarnation of the devil... that's bull s**t ><
Death Scene: When I'm Gone - Eminem (Rap)
"And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn, rejoice, every time you hear the sound of my voice."
Okay, my death is peaceful, and I tell them not to cry, for it's my time, and they leave me to my peace
End Credits: Kings and Queens - Aerosmith (Rock)
"Kings and Queens and gillotines, taking lives tonight."
This is my life, I rocked, that's all. People loved me so much the killed themselves when I died.

Aww, Cassie, I thought it was good. It's cool that your original one inspired you to write, who knew this game was about more than aliens who can't hold their own in bed and illegitimate alien children? You can still write the story, if you remember enough about it. I'd read it biggrin

Hi there, Kishiwa! You must be new around here, I don't think I've seen you around. (Post in the Welcome thread so we can learn a bit about you biggrin ) Anyway, you seem like you'll fit in just fine if your witty analysis of your life in song is an indication biggrin Btw, Aerosmith rocks, don't see too many Aerosmith fans around anymore.

This game cracks me up.