Once there was a sheep named Billy Bob Thorton. And he liked hot young women. He liked their long blonde hair. Unless they were very, very leggy. Then he would take them out to a circus where he would buy them popcorn and then they would spill it over the clowns.
The clowns would get angry and throw cheesecakes at the lion's head. The lions would bite their chain and run after their own masters, who screamed like a little girl and ran away. But then suddenly there was a derranged circus-bear wearing a bowtie that was striped in gold thread. The gold thread shimmered in the very bright lights of Las Vegas. Those bright lights covered the entire beautiful night sky of beautiful Nevada. "Thats not beautiful." said a dog.
The cat said "Where's my meow-mix?!".
"Right here," replied the rainbow bird.
"Let's get cotton candy-the pink kind-from the man in the green hot air balloon."
The balloon popped and crashed down into a pile of small chickens some of them died on contact, and the rest some went blind and died quietly. The balloon then took flight again after it deflated earlier that day.
Bill Bob Thorton started drinking heavily and flirting with the circus clowns. The clowns blushed, but sprayed him with water when he got frisky. After that, he hit the clowns with a bat.
Michael Jackson came and stared at Billy Bob Thorton who ran up the stairs to get pepper spray but then suddenly tripped and fell and the spray entered his eyes. Billy Bob Thorton then decided to go chase after the ball of pink and purple which was rolling at the speed of light. He then decided to go to the Angry Clown Convention. But alas little people came out who wore strange white over-alls and viciously attacked him. Unfourtanetly for the many little people decided to hold little paint smocks that shot fire balls the size of giant peaches which were fuzzy...and strangely tasty! The fuzzy fireballs hit him in the head and killed him! Whoah! Now he is dead and his corpse began to twitch around violently while a birdy pecked at the body until it rotted.
Billy Bob Thorton received no funeral because he was a bad actor. Everyone hates actors. Especially bad ones. Anyways Billy Bob Thorton is dead.
One eerie night Billy's corpse was resurrected and walked doing a "thriller" like Michael Jackson. Then zombies came and began to beat him senseless. But then suddenly Billy Bob Thorton did the Macarina! The zombies were then controlled by Billy Bob Thorton. The zombies did not eat him but they did beat the s**t out of Barney the purple dinosaur.
Billy Bob Thorton rolled over and landed on some rose thorns screamed "Holy crap!" He then went limp and was looking like jello when someone named Pete James Fredrick poked the electric black wire cord that looked suspiciously weird and was giving off strange smelling odors resembling that of old cheddar cheese.
Angelina Jolie who had on a weird looking hat was wondering if was wrong about eating that strawberry icecream.
Suddenly Barney came and looked at the sick Angelina and said, "Why do you have big lips?"
She looked at his big fat round green belly and was compelled. Then she said, "What was that?"
