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Carol Rewrite Contest


In honor of Mr. Grinch Day, we're having a Carol Rewriting Contest. Take your favorite Christmas carol or holiday song and rewrite it to make it either silly or sappy.

Prizes: To Be Announced

Rules: All submissions must be your own work. They should contain elements of the original song, but the rewritten part should be from your own noggin.

To submit a song, please say whether you want to be in the Silly or Sappy category. Then tell what song you are rewriting. After that should be your song.

Update:
Sunday (Dec. 17) will be the last day for submissions! Winners will be announced on Monday(Dec. 1 cool .

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Ahem *coughs* *gargles water* hem hem ehn! *gets voice all warmed up*

To the tune of Mr. Grinch smile And I cant decide silly or sappy you choose lol.

Pull Your socks up, my little girl!
Your hair just cant be tamed
The photographer is waiting, I swear Ive gone insane! My little girl!
I swear the next thing you'll demand is a Giant Great Dane!!!

Time for shopping, My little girl
Ill ask you to stay near!!!
But your head is full of stardust, as you wander away from here! My little girl!
I havent shopped two minutes and you've already Managed to dissapear!

Where did you go? My little girl!
Ive searched from high to low
I call your name from here to there! Till I see your purple bow, My little girl.
Given a choice between shopping or caroling you'd choose keeping on the go!!!!

Im glad I found you, My little girl.
So glad Ill fill you full of junk.
You'll get hugs and kisses candycanes and a new toy trunk, My little girl.
Three words to that best are as follows and I quote.
Cute Quaint Spunk!!!

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Original Lyrics

The Grinch Theme Song
"Mr. Grinch"

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

silly
on the 12 day of christmas it had to give to me
12 loads of laundry
11 guess who do nothing
10 people leaft to shop for
9 days of leaft overs
8 of hours of crazzy cooking
7 off key carolers
6 unwxpected guess
5 creadt card bills
4 bratty kids
3 drunken uncles
2 insane inlawas
1 and a year to do it all over again

12 days of christmas
on the 12 day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 drumer druming
11 pipers pipeing
10 lord of leaping
9 leadys danceing
8 maids of milking
7 swans of swimming
6 geeses of laying
5 golding rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 tredel dove
1 and a parcherig in a pare tree

Wow those are both really good! 3nodding

Winners!

Gentleflame wins a Pandy Pack (with an imaginary leash attached) to keep track of her daughter.

Lizzmeyer3 wins an item of clothing from each of her 12 loads of laundry.