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 Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:08 am
so guys
i had a nightmare.
not about monsters
or death
but about
getting fat.
sad ((( I had like 3 chins.
i was definitely unbangable.
if i ever get fat, someone please put me out of my misery.
discuss.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:21 am
i live life by Denis Leary's rule of being fat (if you're male): if i can't see my d**k, i stop eating
my nightmare last night was about some scary monster in my mirror ):
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:42 am
I've instructed my Husband to never let me turn into a whale.
And if I do, to shoot me in the face.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:40 am
My mother has instructed
me to harpoon her if she
ever becomes really large.
Like a whale.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:56 am
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah
whale blah.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:33 am
My proper noun has instructed me to verb him/her/it in the noun if he/she/it becomes fat adjective.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:49 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:50 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:22 pm
I had a dream in Spanish last night.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:34 pm
I had a nightmare once where I had no arms.
It was only a nightmare because it made gaming really hard.
And I'd die without gaming. ; _;
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:03 pm
I have nightmares about those... things.
Like the thing that tells you to find the difference between two pictures
then ASGDFHASGDA
Flashes a scary image and screams
and makes you s**t yourself a little.
T^T
iHATEthose.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:12 pm
I think I vented some anger last night In my dream.
Srsly.
This guy broke into my house, so I grabbed this sharpened 2 X 4 that just happened to be sitting in my living room. (Cause dreams are cool like that)
And so I grabbed It and swung it repeatedly at the guy, then rammed the sharpened end into his stomach, then pulled it out, and shoved it back in a couple more times.
So then I hear his buddy sneaking up behind me, and so I swing a shovel at him, it hits him in the head and he goes down, while hes on the ground I start chopping off his feet with the shovel, and then smash his hands a little because he's trying to get away.
Then I turn around to find the first guy, with the 2 X 4 still sticking out of him crawling towards my little brother, holding a hammer.
So I pull out my pocket knife and go finish him.
THEN the ******** guy whos feet I cut off Is standing up on his stumps, pointing this long a** sword at me.
I'm like "********", and I so I grab the blade on my knife and stretch it out, and then stab the guy.
Then I woke up and was like "WTF gonk gonk gonk "
Cause srsly It was twisted.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:48 pm
I've had some more twisted dreams that I made myself forget most of. >_<
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:51 pm
that wasn't my worst.
I was dreaming more ******** up s**t than that when I was four.
I remember one dream so clearly... o __o
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:59 pm
Kalebface that wasn't my worst.
I was dreaming more ******** up s**t than that when I was four.
I remember one dream so clearly... o __o D: scary
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