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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:54 pm
i'm sorry if this has absolutely nothing to do with video games but after seeing my other thread blossom i got thinking...how do other people change their swear words some examples of mine are
1. MOTHER Father
2. SON OF A BATCH OF COOKIES
3.SHIZnit
4.FUdge monkies
5. GOD FLIPPIN..darmit?...
6. Christ on wheels....(ionno for some reason i came up with that, get a weird stare every now and then)
see it got to these conclusions only about .2 seconds after i started the swear word, sometimes when i'm playing video games it's around people who are sensitive to those type of things so i have to improvise when i'm alone it's just all out swearing haha anyway post away!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:44 am
Mine is actually from the Simpsons. ^^' First one, anyway.
1. SON OF A DIDDLY
and....
2. Shiznit
^^ I don't swear much anyway, but that comes out when I do. ^^ Stupid skeletons... constantly respawning...
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:42 pm
I just go ahead and swear. I don't really care who hears, as long as it's not my mom (She has this thing about swearing).
I swear a lot at my videogame characters when they don't do what I say. Like, I was playing the Twilight Princess on my Wii and I was carrying some "Hot spring water" to some guy. I was almost there, when I accidently moved the controller to scratch my shoulder, and stupid Link thought I mend "Drop the water and pull out your sword". The thing I was carrying the water in broke and I had to start again. SWEARING TIME!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:31 pm
I alter my swears if I'm over at my friend's place and their 2 year old daughter is awake. I'll say things like CHRIST ON A CRACKER or SON OF A MUSKRAT or the all time favorite; PANTS!!!!. If she's awake, I stick to the regular stuff and especially swear at the bad guys, never my character.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:48 pm
I normally go ahead and swear or else I'll just say god dammit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:53 pm
lol "son of a batch of cookies" thats a new one xd
anyways mines is...
FREZ!!!
or
frogsucker ( supposed to be cocksucker)
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:19 pm
If my parents are around I don't swear except for in my head or I mutter it under my breath and if they're not then I swear alot. Like everytime I die I swear or if I get hit.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:44 pm
happyazngirl If my parents are around I don't swear except for in my head or I mutter it under my breath and if they're not then I swear alot. Like everytime I die I swear or if I get hit. same here
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:12 pm
I say FARK
Mother Biscuits
or some random nonsence word
But most of the time I just do regular cussing.
I do the random stuff to make myself laugh!!
I don't have any parents/children/roomates around to worry about so its all good.
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:25 pm
I swear a lot when im playing video games but when im around my brother...since ive already corrupted him enough as it is (he's delved into the wide world of anime and conventions with me >< dear god what have i done?!?) i will usually just make random noises and/or yell at whats happening...if you come by the room you wil most likely hear stuff such as:
"NOOOO *URFF* YOU STOLE MY BOMB YOU SKANK!! *EHHHHHHHHH* TAKE THAT...DOUBLE A COMBO...OO WHAT NOW?! HRM?! ...o.O...well that's a new mov--AWWW MAN!? WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THAT!? THAT WAS A NEW SWORD AND--- OOPs im sorry did my pokemon just KICK YOUR PATOOTY?!?! i think so... "
words to use instead of cursing (jordo recommended and approved ^w^)
-Monkey *note: can also be used in phrases such as Oh monkey!, Fart Monkey!, You stole my character you Monkey, and there's always the old trusty... That's my Monkey!
-Schnap! this is always a fun one...specially if you need another word that has the sh beginning to replace the regular s**t...><
-Whore: this has a demeaning value and you can gain insult points for yourself while still being "clean mouthed"
If all else fails you can always go with the stuff your face in a pillow and scream as many obscenities as possible route...i find it very satisfactory XD
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:17 pm
haha these are great, yeah i use schnap all the time
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:55 pm
"Bajeebus", "Son of a Cracker", "Holy Shaznit", "Effin' A", "Eff no", "zomgnoooooo", or my personal favorite: "Jesus H. Chris".
I just like to stick with the common cusses or morph them a little bit.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:07 pm
Snap Or ship
freak or fudger
or i mostly say the half way then scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:12 pm
you know that cammercial with the twix and th guy stuffing it in his mouth to avioid any uncomfortable questions?... yeah thats me....
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:19 pm
I start swear words and just dont finish them like "fu..." or "god da..."
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