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 Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:07 am
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments
create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens
are
more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer
moms
driving SUV's.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal
funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-
graders
how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA
activists do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain
parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.
Lee,
and Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag
queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger
scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast,
right-wing conspiracy.
This desribes the liberal mindset so much it's scary. eek
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:54 am
Dude, that is AWESOME!!!! It really is scary how true all that is... @_@
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:58 am
i'd say that most of that is true. but on the other hand
ROFLMAO! THAT'S RETARTED
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:54 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:04 am
I concur, an excellent find.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:42 pm
If I believe number 16, does that make me 1/18th liberal? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:27 am
Patton If I believe number 16, does that make me 1/18th liberal? sweatdrop Yeah... same deal here neutral .
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:56 pm
That's probably true, but I'm still not a fan of socialism.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:05 pm
I think you should add one.
19. You can't be able to answer any questions, whether they are yes or no questions or not, that may lead to people learning about the truth.
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Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 3:23 pm
I had the longest laughing spree of my life reading that!!! I love it!!! dramallama
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 11:32 am
That is correct, to the letter.
Liberals also have to believe that Christians values are destructive but teaching middle schoolers about gay sex is a worthy cause.
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Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:28 pm
All true, all true. This has got to be the single greatest thread that I have read to date.
+1 ******** awesome.
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:06 am
rofl rofl !!!
Now that's just plain awesome!
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:54 am
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:16 pm
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