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If you could slaughter Navi in OoT, how would you do it?

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I'd beckon her to my open palms then squash her like a bug! twisted Lol um drowning her could be good too. Or I'd have link jump under one of those slicer things from the Shadow temple and have Navi get caught right in it.
::feeling overly violent:: sweatdrop

But I don't think it would be right to kill her she's annoying but sometimes more useful alive than dead. Besides Link needs a companion and she's his only one in OoT.

Coolness; umm, I would keep Navi alive throughout the Deku tree; then kill her for telling me that I have to visit Zelda LOL

I would punjab her...

lol the last part is what I said rofl

Oh, she is useful...

But I'm purely referring to that "My God SHUT UP YELLING AT ME AND TELLING ME THINGS I ALREADY KNOW" sort of annoyance...just that. ^^;

After thinking about it, I decided I would feed her to a dodongo. twisted

Quote from Andrew Shen:
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

Now my argument against this matter (also my list of death >w<) .....

Those who live by the sword don't always get shot by those who do not....
They could get shot by those who use the sword AND a gun.....
Or their life can be ended by something other than a sword or a speeding bullet like.....

1. drowning
2. seizures
3. knives (ooooohhhhh not swords but knives!)
4. beaten to death
5. conked on the head
6. coma
7. homework overload
8. suicide
9. bombs
10. grenades
11. dynamites
12. kk.... anything explosive ^^
13. younger siblings (aaaahh the pain!!)
14. older siblings.... (ahhhhhh the agony!!!)
15. leaf inhalation O.O (no really this dude from inuyasha apparently died of leaf inhalation!!! me no lying... check it out)
16. smoke inhalation
17. smoking = lung diseases
18. heroine
19. esctasy
20. ........ how bout we just say drugs eh? =D
21. too much medicine (wut it can happen)
22. food poisoning
23. plain old poisoning poisoning
24. dying of embarassment
25. blood loss
26. falling off a cliff
27. falling off a building
28. falling off a chair .......... which i just did a few mins ago XD
29. just plain old falling
30. electrocuted by some electrical appliance or the other
31. hit by lightning
32. hit by lightning TWICE (oh oh oh in your face! dissage)
33. get hit by lighting or some other ceiling fixture improperly installed
34. starvation
35. beheaded
36. decapitated... wait that's the same thing... sry
37. deboditated (as in your body is seperated from your head =D)
38. paper cuts O.O
39. lead poisoning
40. ink poisoning
41. God decides to smite you
42. no more cheese in the refrigerator (in Allison's case >w<)
43. little brothers named Sebastian
44. dial-up internet (nooooooooooooo.......)
45. burnimification (burnt to death gwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....)
46. too much sodium intake
47. clogged arteries
48. heart failure
49. stroke (the noun not the verb fyi)
50. piano
51. shot with ARROWS (not guns, arrows... nyeheheh...)
52. no chocolate!!!! le gasp.
53. too much klunking
54. all your brain cells decide to go off and die
55. radiation
56. explodimification
57. psychofloobimicologists (and how does this make you feel?)
58. overpriced candy
59. giant robots and cyborgs that decided to suddenly 'evolve' and not obey their masters anymore so they take over ze world (hey... that's what I want to do... wif allison as my right hand man... er woman... er person. ^.^; )
60. the sun swallows up the world
61. natural disasters (as in tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, Sebastian the Baka Supreme... aho works too...)
62. injection thingies...
63. lots and lots of pins get stuck into a voodoo doll dat looks just like you... (A/N: Boy, I'm sure getting really creative here teehee XP)
64. dying in a video game
65. hit by a train or car or truck or baby stroller (basically any transportation device ramming into you with a bone-shattering impact... yes baby strollers hurt a LOT... don't ask how i know that... XD)
66. plane crash
67. car crash
68. bicycle crash (wut????!!!!)
69. er... crashing into walls
70. train crash
71. your computer crashes
72. um....................................... crashes that just plain old hurt.
73. fai-yah! (fire... just felt like mispronunciating it...)
74. smelly socks
75. getting coal from Santa at Christmas
76. having to do your Independant Study and speeches at 2:30 in the morning................. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............zzzz......
77. missing your favourite anime show!!! (nooooooooooooooooooooooo)
78. being squished to death
79. cursed by some ancient dude(tte) or the other
80. freeze to death
81. be melted (in a burning pool of acid bwahahha)
82. vaporization
83. dying in surgery
84. smelly breath... (*cough*!acisseJ*cough*
85. Lydia He from my church (obviously no one i email this to... cept for felicia... will understand what a pain it is for someone 8-yrs old to jump into your lap every chance she gets -- correction, run and THEN jump into your lap. -_-; ow. oh yes and she also watches inuyasha O.O dude she's EIGHT so pretends to be Buyo (Kagome's cat) and 'scratches' me... someone wake me up from this nightmare! *pinch pinch* crud. nightmare scenarios are never actual nightmares when you need them to be ~quote from "Zits" ................... HEEEELPPP!!!!!!!!!)
86. the ceiling falls on you
87. a basketball thinks it's funny to conk you on the head and knock out your brains
88. some giant who lives in a cloud castle who always yells "FEE FYE FOE FUM" decides to have you for lunch cuz you climbed up a magic beanstalk and stole his golden chicken... well at least i THINK that's how it goes...
89. listening to repeated I.S. topics... -_-; i think you all know what, correction, WHO, i'm talking about
90. a tree falls on you
91. you fall on a tree XD
92. get suffocated by a blanket or something else
93. be locked in a garage for 8 days with nothing to eat cept for dry dog food and a case of Pepsi
94. rabies (which is also called hydrophobia because when you have rabies you can't drink water for some odd reason)
95. getting a bilateral periorbital hematoma (don't worry this one i just added to mess wif your heads... its not life threatening its just a black eye XD)
96. you accidentally call Sesshomaru "Fluffy" or "Lord Fluffy-sama"
97. crucifiction
98. hemophilia
99. bush decides to kill you XD
100. Alex does not see you and decides to do a spinny move with her razor sharp skates pointed right at you so you die
101. infection
102. allison's elbows (either ze horn or ze sponge)
103. listening to the spongebob theme song over and over... try it!
104. seeing another harry potter movie in french. Le grr.
105. looking at my amazing musical sheep (ask me for a reference)
106. saying Sesshomaru carries around a feather boa in front of Allison and I (trust me, it means death... Sarah made this mistake and paid dearly)
107. dissing a certain someone who has a crush on 11 guys (no lies ppls... no lies...) a note added on afterwards: Never mind, now she has 12. -_-;
108. interrupting my phone conversations wif any of my friends with endless button pressing and coughing and yelling and basically asking to be killed *glare at Sebastian who quite sensibly decides to inch away*
109. saying Inuyasha's ears are weird in front of diehard inu-fans
110. accidentally shutting down the computer when your brother is playing Internet games on the Internet.... (wait i think i added some unneeded info in there but wutev doesn't matter)
111. get CAUGHT doing your Independant Study and speech (and chinese homework) at 2:30 in the morning or anytime after that that is before 8:00am.
112. get impaled with a skewer and become a shish kebab
113. seriously annoying a person known for sudden (and flaring) tempers
114. swallowing a fly, then swallowing a spider to get rid of the fly, then swallowing a bird to get rid of the spider which was supposed to eat the fly, then swallowing a cat to get rid of the bird originally meant to get rid of the spider which was supposed to eat the fly, then swallowing a dog to freak out the cat which was eaten to get rid of the bird originally meant to get rid of the spider which was supposed to eat the fly, then swallowing a horse to squish the dog that should have freaked out the cat which was eaten to get rid of the bird originally meant to get rid of the spider which was supposed to eat the fly, and then swallowing a worker of a dog food plant to can the horse that squished the dog that freaked out the cat which was eaten to get rid of the bird originally meant to get rid of the spider which was supposed to eat the fly. How is this deadly you ask? The worker of the dog food plant has a very sharp can opener. (sry Jahleel bout the horse = dog food... i swear i shall never EVER eat dog food because of the cruelty ppl used to do to horses to make this stuffehs. i shall however admit i would never eat dog food anyways it just sounded cool... he he ^.^; ) And it is also very very hard to say in one breath which i amazingly achieved due to my really fast talking and ze ability not to breathe.
115. eat really really REALLY spicy food
116. falling into a piranha infested river
117. get shot out of a cannon without a helmet
118. be abducted by aliens who have never seen a human being before so they therefore decide to cut you into tiny little pieces which will be thoroughly examined cuz they think you are an intriguing specimen (now you know how those poor frogs that get dissected feel -- the injustice of it all! *sniff sniff*)
119. get buried alive
120. get buried dead (wait it doesn’t matter you’re already dead…)
121. invent a time machine that makes you go back into time but then you accidentally kill your grandma so then you get stuck in an unending paradox: if you killled your grandmother than you should not exist, however if you did not exist then you could not have killed your grandmother so you would be alive. It makes my brain hurt just thinking about it... paradoxes are MURDER to ze brain!
122. dress up as an acorn for Halloween and then some mutated squirrels that escaped from an animal testing lab.. mutated as in they are 50 ft. high and their teeth are harder then steel... see you. Because of the fact that they are giant squirrels and you're a giant 'acorn' they come to the conclusion that you would be a tasty snack and chomp on you. Therefore if you did not die from the razor sharp squirrel incisors, you'd still be dead cuz of the stomach acid eating through your acorn costume into your skin and everything else. So boys and girls, the moral of this story is not to wear acorn suits when there are mutant rodents around, no matter how special the occasion is... that is all.
123. a flaming meteorite lands on your house and creates a humongous crater where your street used to be
124. listening to me babble on and on about all the ways you can die
125. waiting for your friends to finish blowdrying their hair
126. messing up your whole project the day before it is due and having to start over
127. accidentally misunderstanding your teacher and handing in an essay on how amnesia is an actual real life thing instead of your opinions on whether euthanasia should or should not be allowed
128. dying of old age
129. dying before you get born
130. cancer (eg. lung cancer)
131. this giant crack opens up in the ground and you fall into it and you keep going down and down and down and down and down until you either a) land with a big KER-SPLAT or b) you end up in naraku, which can mean abysmal h***, a weird half demon (or hanyou their both the same) that likes to wear baboon suits, or theatre basement. Your pick.
132. trying to line everything up with all the little periods and page numbers in a table of contents
133. keeping your little brother waiting... a very deadly thing indeed
134. being clobbered with maces, clubs, spears, lances, javelins, sickles, giant boomerangs (HIRAIKOTSU!!! Sorry), transforming swords (TETSUSAIGA!!! Sorry…), staffs (MIROKU = HENTAI!!! Sorry…), pointy gloves, and baby rattles. Ouch.
135. eating all of Inuyasha's ramen
136. leaving a hungry moi at a Bar Mitzvah luncheon with a dessert table nearby... need I say more? Let's put it simply-- 1 cup of coffee, 17 sugar cubes (no lies... I was literally bouncing off the walls afterwards o_O wink , 1 cup of diluted tasting Coca Cola, 1 cup of slightly more normal tasting ginger ale and 5 brownie things equal one recipe of disaster (I wonder if it tastes good… -_-; ). Don't believe me? Then you may experiment at your peril.
137. Shiitake mushrooms! Nah, that isn't a way to die, I just like saying, er writing, er typing... bah whatever! Dead people have Wisconsin, Peter Griffin has his beer, Allison has her cheese and I have mah shiitake mushrooms! Diss da shrooms and face my wrath!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAGGHHH!! *cough* Ahem.
138. reminding me I missed the Inuyasha movie on March 25th--le gasp! WHO DARES REMIND ME I MISSED THE INUYASHA MOVIE! I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND CRUSH Y-- wait a sec.... I reminded myself that I missed... *shrugs* kk dat means i must kill myself. *inhales deeply* CRASH BANG BOOM OW KABLAM POW YOWCH BLAM SMASH DEATH.
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147. *start telepathy* Hello? I killed myself remember? I'm dead! Dat's why i can't communicate to ya! Doi! *smacks forehead cuz i am astounded by your stupidity* Cuz I am dead you only receive static... the dots kk? The friggin dots are static interference! use your imagination! but if I'm dead i cant possibly be communicating with you right this moment so am i dead, alive or undead? ewwww undead is like Kikyo who i hate and think she looks like a cow. Besides, if i'm dead and am not communicating with you, then there shouldn't be static interference due to the fact there is nothing to interfere! Oh dissage aren't i amazing and aren't my theories just so... so... THEORETICAL! XD. EH? What are you doing here? *sees Sesshomaru walking over* Eh aren't you supposed to be doing something you... uh... should be doing? *Sesshy whacks me on head with Tenseiga* *end telepathy* OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!! "You were irritating me," says Fluffy... ooops sry Sesshomaru, "with all your endless babbling about your communicating skills, your static interwhatsits and how socalled theoretical your socalled theories are. By resurrecting you with my sword the Tenseiga, you would stop talking about how you killed yourself and what resulted afterwards." *me is like (o)_(o)* Wow Sesshomaru you sure talked a lot more than usual... "It is nothing compared to the nonsense you have been spouting ever since you saw Andrew Shen's ridiculous statement. And you," Sesshomaru pauses and aims his famous glare at the Andrew in question, "you should be ashamed of yourself for starting this whole affair. Now this Sesshomaru must kill peoples." *leaves* (back to me) Er... right Fluffy.
148. eating radioactive cheese or eating a radioactive Chii o_O both are not encouraged to be eaten for a) although cheese is something wonderful, radioactive cheese should be put in a hazmat container, not your stomach and b) eating a radioactive chobit (a persacom with feelings in other words a really cool robot wif cute ears! ^^) would not fit in your mouth, and even if it wasn’t radioactive, eating metal causes major indigestion
149. insulting Muse (allison would see to it personally that the person responsible have no trial, and if so then an unfair one, then be sentenced to capital punishment... ooh she can choose any of the above ways to die as the revenge! I knew my list of death would come in handy!) er..... (or allison could just elbow you and cause much physical pain) there that makes more sense! ^ ^
150. being tortured to death
151. choking
152. crushed to death by those big metal compressing thingies at a junkyard that squish up cars and stuffehs like that or is that only on TV and doesn’t actually exist? That, I admit, I do not know
153. having like 13 ppls ask you “what’s wrong?” in one day when you feel absolutely and perfectly fine, happy and just a little bit sleepy.
154. death by spelling and grammar check -_-; I originally typed this out on WordPad but due to some unfortunate change of events *glare hatefully at brother who just so happened to ENTIRELY SCREW UP THE COMPUTER—somehow… anyways the point is I was not paying attention to any sort of correct typing and did not fix any of the previous 154 statements, so, I was stuck with clicking the Ignore All button like hundreds of times!
155. creating a bibliography—it’s tedious, boring and absolutely capable of inducing painful headaches and making your fingers sore
156. becoming the runner-up for speeches and when you feel relieved that you no longer have to worry about anything, your teacher *coughmsrobinsoncough* decides to make you continue practising your speech in case the class rep gets sick and is unable to attend the speech competition. This sucs because the chances of the class rep getting sick on the day of speeches is highly unlikely
157. being sliced into pieces by a mini golf course’s windmill
158. *smite smite smite* (you shall only understand this if you are Andrew or Geoff because I was enjoying smiting Andrew for no reason. Unfortunately he claimed to be a g-d so in order to smite him effectively I had to become a god as well. He pointed out that I was female (you think…) so I’d be a goddess. Because I was feeling slightly messed up I claimed I was both. So now I just refer to myself as the Goddess of Insanity for obvious reasons
159. You are killed by my legions of birdmen. As the Goddess of Insanity, I have the right to kill people (how messed up is that? XD) THE BIRDMEN ARE COMING! THEY SHALL KILL US ALL (because I sent them of course XD) AND DESTROY EVERYTHING! RUN FOR YOUR EVERLOVING LIVES! IT’S THE APOCALYPSE!!! (Allison: You forgot the PLEASE! Lol Muse song)
160. You are sliced into oblivion by the almighty sword belonging to the Goddess of Ducks *coughAlexcough* made out of duck feathers! Feel its keen edged sharpness! Or just be tickled to death that works too ^^;
161. You become incinerated by Allison, the Goddess of Dairy Products, and her powerful cheese rays! Experience the wrath of chipotle cheddar! Be destroyed my Alli’s elbows ( I know I already said that… just wanted to make the message clear that her elbows really hurt! x_X wink Get kicked in the shins! Poke her and die a painful death!
162. You die of boredom from the powers of the Goddess of Blah, Sarah. Her amazing powers are boring you to death. Isn’t that exciting. Me: w00t.
163. Listen to Jessica’s singing (more like “hnuhnahninuh-ing”)
164. Start singing just like Jessica (._., the pain!) while around either Allison, myself, or Allison and myself, and then get pummelled into oblivion. Oh yes, Jessica sings really badly. Just listening to her is guaranteed to send you over the edge. That is why singing is bad for your health—sing = pain. And if you sing worse than Jessica (which I don’t think is possible…) you shall not be pummelled… ye shalt be murdereth without a seconde thoughte.
165. Filming yourself jumping off the roof of a three story building into a pine tree. Thank you Brent McCleave for sharing this interesting concept with us. We will someday gladly follow suit. Not.
166. Ramming into a door clearly labelled “PUSH”. Once again, many thanks to Brent for warning us of the consequences of doing such an act in your wonderful speech. Hopefully, we will never do such a thing.
167. Going bungee jumping off a bridge of some sort. This is hardly dangerous at all. However, bungee jumping off a bridge without a bungee is not at all good for your health. Guess who we need to thank?
168. Turning into Inuyasha. Therefore, you a) have lots of people trying to kill you including Naraku, Koga, Sesshomaru, Naraku’s incarnations, Kikyo and any other Inu-haters, or b) you’re the baka supreme remember? So now you’re going to do something extremely asinine and wind up dead, or lastly c) you whack Shippo on the head or do something like that and then Kagome ‘sit-s’ / ‘osuwari-s’ you and your head slams into the ground creating a giant crater. Poor Inu… so many ways to die…
169. My hitma—hitperson from gaiaonline.com ( ninja ^^) comes along and kills you because you are on my other list of death… the list with names of people I would dearly love to annihilate.








*Klunk* and those are all the ways i could kill Navi wif... or any person actually. rofl I need more things to do....

rofl mrgreen ROTFLOL mrgreen rofl

eek Dang where did you come up with that list?