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 Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:48 pm
Lillian: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:55 pm
RRIIIIININNNNGNGGGGGGGGG
Hello Students
It is I
Matt Striker
Your teacher
Striker's theme blasted through the speakers as he made his way down the ramp in his sweater vest.
Lillian: From New York City, Weighing in at 237 pounds, He is one half of the tag team champions, Matt Striker!
It's not how hard you work,
It's how smart you work
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:55 pm
*The Fitness Infomercial tune played, as Simon Dean rode down the ramp on his pattented Simon System Dean Machine segway! With duffle bag over arm, he waved to the booing overweight fans, and made his way to the ring!*
Lillian: From Brick Township, New Jersey, weighing in at 220 lbs, Simon Dean!
*Simon Dean parked his Dean Machine and climbed into the ring.*
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:56 pm
Striker paced the ring, waiting for Richard Simmons to make the first move.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:04 pm
*Simon snatched the microphone away from Lillian. He then signaled Striker to stop.*
"Hold it there, pin needle!"
*He then looked over to the crowd.*
"My name is Simon Dean and I don't each and every one of you! Now, why does Simon Dean dislike me, you ask? He doesn't even know who I am, you ponder? Now, just like your husband's opinion and the scale in your bathroom, you're wrong. From my own eyes, I can see that everyone of you plans to pig out this holiday, on your Christmas Goose, your cranberry sauce, and your mashed potatoes and gravy...And why not finish it off with a nice glass of disgusting, sugary, fattening Egg Nogg! Here's some advice for all you obese people in the audience...Put the fork down and wipe that smudge of gravy on the bottom of your fourth chin, because this Christmas, you'll instead be feasting on a hearty dose of my pattented Simon System! Guaranteed to make you lose weight and soon...You'll all look as good...as ME!"
*Simon taunted as the fans booed him.*
"....Or if you want to look like an average joe like my opponent here who really needs to start bulking up! How about I give you a free sample of my pattented Simon System shake to bulk you up in this match? It's delicious, scrawny!"
*Hands Striker a can.*
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:05 pm
Striker shook up the can and sprayed it in Simmons's face.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:07 pm
*Simon stumbled back! MY PURPLE JUMPSUIT!!! In anger, Simon tried for an eye rake!*
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:08 pm
Striker covered his face in pain.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:09 pm
*Simon Dean tried for a quick kick to the knees!*
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:11 pm
Striker's legs buckled as he fell to the ground.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:12 pm
*The referee was warning Dean to quit it with the below the belt kicks. Dean shrugged, and tried for an unnoticeable kick to Striker's groin. H33L!*
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:20 pm
Striker fell over and rolled out of the ring, clutching his junk.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:21 pm
"YEAH!"
*Simon did his signature taunt! He went over to his duffle bag, took out a Simon System shake, and threw it to JR's direction. Thumbs up!*
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:28 pm
Striker got up and rolled back into the ring, wating for Dean to turn around.
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MatthewStriker Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:29 pm
*Turns around! Oh, I'm so gullible!*
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