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1. at the consession stand ask for lasanga and when they tell you they dont have any cry like andy milanokis (make a long and annoying whinning sound)

2. when your walking to the consession stand or to where ever pretend you have a pet duck and yell at people for stepping on him and killing him, after they kill him cry like andy milanokis until everyone is staring at you, after this laugh hysterically and walk away like nothing happened.

3. wear a cape and run around screaming "i'm batman!!!!" or what ever super hero you want.

4. after you buy your popcorn drop a piece every two steps, keep doing this untill someone asks what you are doing, reply back "i need to leave a trail cuz i'll get lost" then walk away continuing to drop popcorn pieces.

5. in the theater throw popcorn in the air and yell "it's snowing!!!"

6. try to start a leap frog game in the middle of the isle-see how many people you can get to play.

7. sit in an empty row if you can and when people go to sit in your row make up imaginary friends for every seat. and yell "NO! you cant sit there!!! (what ever name you pick) is sitting there!!!"

8. right when the movie starts scream and run out

9. during the movie make accessive noise and be VERY annoying-your goal is to get someone to swear at you, once you've done this yell out "HEY! no PROFANITY!!!!!"

10. during the movie run around asking people for sips of their soda-before they answer take a HUGE sip and start coughing and spit it out ALL over them.

11. during a scary part of a movie, scream and throw your popcorn behind and in front of you. when people yell at you say "OH! im sorry i just got SO scared i couldnt control my arm movements"

12. during the movie yell out "hey! can you pause it i hafta pee!!!"

13. during the movie yell out "aww this movie sucks!!" and throw your popcorn and candy ect... at the screen.

14. during the movie pretend you have a shoulder angel and devil and talk to them. example: look at one shoulder and laugh hysterically then look at the other shoulder and scream "SHUT-UP!!!!" continue this until people start giving you weird looks.

15. after the movie is done stand up and start clapping and screaming and yell out "BRAVO!! BRAVO!!"

Lemme tell you, for someone who has worked at a movie theater, the employees don't like it, and they can kick you out if they so desired. Believe me...on of the guys I work with will kick ANYONE out if he didn't like how they were acting or whatever. Mostly the employees are either too lazy or they just let you go through and flame you later on for it. Personally, the movies cost too much to be thrown out.

if i still lived in colorado i would so do all of these oh my god it's so funny!

i actually did one of thoes once it was funny.

real mature.

no you know what you should do at wal-mart or any store that has the intercom system.

okay you take a old perscription battle for like a cold, ear infection, or somthing like that and fill it with sugar pills or nuts. Okay now you and about five other people walk into the store acting like normal teens would in a store. so when the intercom goes off one of you starts to scream "the voice the voice they've come back." and then you take off while and other find take out the bottle and chases you saying "Wait (insert name of person acting crazy here) you forgot to take you meds." so while you two are runing around the store two of your other friends grab some candy and then go to one of the check out line and ask if you can put the candy on Layaway. when they tell you that they don't have layaway or they can't you agruee with them and say, "Are you sure cause last time i was here they but my (Insert any type of candy here) on Layaway." Finally the last person is Video taping all of this for later years.

Now granted you will most likely get kicked out of the store but it's funny and i did it, it was fun though i did get grounded for like a year after my mom found out. this was back in Colorado man do i miss my friends there.

Don't try to hide a coffee in your pants...

I did the it's snowing one. *Snickers* me and my firends did all around the threater and we got like five people to tell us to shut up and sit down and then we got kicked out.

We started yelling that they ripped us off and the manager guy thingy came out and said he would call the cops if we didn't leave. My firends and I took off faster then a bat out of hell.