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Interviewer-Skittles or M'n'M's? Gerard -Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way Frank -I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime Ray- Dude, no way. M'n'M's are way better Frank -But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man! Bob- Gummy Bears Gerard –Dumba__, that wasn't one of the choices Bob -Oh.. Well it is now Interviewer -Just so you know, I didn't come up with this one... Would you rather impr_gn_te a cow or eat road kill squirrel? Frank-Are there any alternative answers? Gerard -I'd rather eat road kill anything than go anywhere near a cow Mikey- He hates cows. But seriously, eat road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting. Gerard -Cows smell like s__t Frank -How about neither Ray- C'mon Frank, you know you wanna f__k a cow or two frank-WHAT??!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!! Bob -Dude, imp_egna_ing a cow just means you stick Mikey -EEEWWW!!! KEEP IT PG-13! PG13! Interviewer -So what's the meanest thing your bandmates have done to you on tour? Ray -Don't even get me started, the list could go on for hours Gerard Come on. you know we pick on Mikey more than anyone Frank- We've all had our days Gerard -Once you guys f___ed up my samich and let me eat it Interviewer-I always thought it was sandwhich Gerard-When Mikey was little, he would say samich.. and it kinda stuck Bob -Tell her what they did to the sandwhich!! Mikey-Oh God Noooooo! Gerard -I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's c_m and tuna. It was so f____g disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that. Mikey-Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys. What was so creepy about it? Gerard -There was this f_____g psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared sh_tless. Ray -Those guys were so cool. Frank -There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pi__ed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something. Interviewer -Do you guys believe in that kinda thing? Gerard -Well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious. Frank- Don't go wakling under ladders. Interviewer- Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers briefs man th__g or commando. Mikey -*laughs so hard he falls off his chair* Frank-MAN, TH__GS ALL THE WAY!!! Gerard- F__K YEAH!! Ray- Boxers for me thanks Bob- No comment Mikey- AAHHH... He's a commando man, aren't you?!?! Bob -Like I said, no comment. Gerard-GROSS! I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANY MORE!! Interviewer -OK, a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower. Gerard -Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body. Mikey -Ewww.... Gerard -Oh Mikey, you've thought about that before.. Mikey- Eewww... NO!! Gerard -Don't deny it!! Mikey- Shut up, back to the question. Gerard- That is part of the question. Frank-You guys are f___ed up. Ray- Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath??? Gerard -YES, he does! Mikey -Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do! Frank- You're such a dumba__! Interveiwer-Okay this one's for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a se_ual way and if so who? Frank -Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his a__ and uh…package. Gerard -Yeah everyone knows I'm se_y. Interviewer-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert. Gerard- Okay…I haven't f___ed him haven't sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him na_ed. Frank- I think Bob and Ray left us. Mikey -Wussies can't handle se_ talk. Gerard-You're one to be talking. Mikey- F__K YOU!!! Gerard -GO F__K YOURSELF!! Mikey -GO F__K A COW!!! Gerard -GO F__K A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!!! Mikey -GO F__K YOUR MOM!!! Gerard -SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBA__!! Interviewer- Okay, I think it's safe to ay this interview's over. Frank-On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!! Gerard -GO F__K A WHALE!! Mikey -HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!

I know I didn't type it my friend did.

It was my "friend"who did it she somehow got my password.

How bout we just delete this?

Today I had strawberries and cereal for lunch^.^.

wow that was funny! SHES YOUR MOM TOO!!!! but it didnt seem like that interveiw was real... stare