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 Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:44 pm
yes, this may sound bizzare, but think about it.
-he has the uncanny ability to travel fast enough to visit every child's house in one night.
-he lives in the cold, which doesn't bother vampires.
-he's been around forever. seriously. he won't ******** die. fatty should've had a heart attack by now from all the cookies he eats.
-nobody has ever seen the REAL Santa...because anybody who does, he uses them to fill his hunger. and apparently, cookies and human blood tastes good together.
-vampires mate for life, right? seriously...they would've gotten a divorce by now if it hadn't been for the fact that they're bound together for all eternity.
-now, we all know that little elves didn't make the Sony stereo system that by brother got for Christmas last year. he buys all the toys from eBay, and only a vampire would have enough money to do so.
-dude. he's probably gotten hit by like, 20 airplanes by now. and lucky for him, vampires are indestructable.
-Santa only comes out at night.
any questions? ^_^
edited! I'm nicer to mrs. Claus, and I updated another point ^_^
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:49 pm
-tackle glomps- TWILIGHT FRIEND!!!!!!
Wow... your really cruel to Mrs. Clause. She can't be all that bad if she's a vampire y'know.
What about the raindeer? neutral Are they vampire raindeer?
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:02 pm
*cracks up* rofl Seriously though, good points, But did you have to be so mean about Santa and Ms. Clause.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:25 pm
rofl ROFL I like your reasons. :3
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:58 pm
Now that's logical. -takes head from notes, biting on a pen- I've been working on this for years! Wala! It's amazing! It's incredible! It-it's a vampire!!!
Sarcasm is my friend. :]
Haha. That was fun to write...
But...it is funny how the facts fit....
Note to self: Don't have the movie music to 'Blood & Chocolate' (Comming to theaters Jan. 26; awesome book) playing loud and then suddenly have your sister's dad(we have different fathers) come into your room and scare the crap out of you.
Screaming doesn't do their ears good. :]
(I can never choose between Dark Red and Dark Blue...)
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:14 pm
ALSO
Keep this on the inside...
Santa only comes out... AT NIGHT
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:37 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:52 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:54 pm
i like it! it makes perfect sense!
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:17 pm
AH! That explains it! lol
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:18 pm
XDD Nice points! I wonder how he can control himself, visiting those kids' houses.. Hmn.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:19 pm
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:25 pm
Yeah...I think you're definitely on the naughty list this year. xDRaezyn101 'Blood & Chocolate' (Coming to theaters Jan. 26; awesome book)
It's going to be a movie? Why am I always the last person to know about these things?
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:45 pm
lol you know I never thought of that but it's gotta be true! mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:31 pm
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