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 Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:24 pm
Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah.
So like. I've had the plague or death syndrome or somesuch for the past few weeks. Read journal for details, besically it's an epic tale of hives and bleeding from all the wrong orfices.
But yesterday, it just went too far.
My ******** hand turned ******** yellow. Like, bright piss yellow.
It was only my hand.
It came and went.
By the end of the day, it was a blotch on my knuckle.
But it still freaks me out.
Now I'm always putting my hand behind my back because just looking at it makes me all nervous.
Discuss: the straw that broke the camel's back
WTFjaundice D:
Ohhh god I just want to cut the ******** off right now.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:11 pm
go on then
cut it off
see what happens
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:31 pm
Right.
Last week during History my hand suddenly turned bright yellow.
Like, actually yellow.
And It scared the ******** out of me.
I tried to wash it off, but my hand was still yellow.
Was weird. D:
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:00 pm
apparently
if you have too much vitamin C
your skin turns vaguely orange
C:!
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:45 pm
xboomx apparently
if you have too much vitamin C
your skin turns vaguely orange
C:!
(a similar concept applies to flamingos; they're only pink because they eat shrimp)
But I assure you, I am not getting too much Vitamin C.
@Kaleb: that's exactly what happened to me
except it lasted all day
And I've had blood coming out of my ears and mouth for a while so I'm a little paranoid about the whole plague thing.
Stuff like this has a way of pushing me over the edge. Not being able to hear for a week didn't bother me, but when I had a golfball sized lump on my head was when I panicked like a little girl. (This was a different ER trip, just an anecdote.)
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:32 pm
My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:30 pm
That's probably my favorite Z story ever.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:33 pm
The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again. I think I heard it 3 or 4 times always amusing write a book
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:31 am
The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again.
Could you PM it to me?
I dyed my pubes purple once. e____e
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:46 am
The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again.
You cant start a story like that
and just stop.
GO ON.
D:<
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:49 am
The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again. God, I love that story. The butter one always makes me laugh, too.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:42 am
The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again.
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:55 am
The Almighty Bobo The Mighty Z-Rex My d**k turned green once.
See, I had just finished ******** my ex in my hotel room and Disneyland, and...
Well, you guys don't wanna hear this one again. God, I love that story. The butter one always makes me laugh, too.
CX
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:04 am
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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:11 am
xboomx apparently
if you have too much vitamin C
your skin turns vaguely orange
C:!
a bunch of kids drank it every day for a week and turned slightly orange
@Z: i wanna hear the story i dont know that one
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