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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:02 pm
Lets see what they would never say. I got some in no specific order:
Naruto:...
Lee: Shove a *insert word of your choice* in your *insert word of your choice*
Gaara:I think I got sand in my eye (got this off someone else)
Orochimaru: Lets pretend Im straight Tsunade
Kabuto: I bring nerdy back
Sasuke: Lets pretend Im not emo for a second
Sasuke: My favorite band is My Chemical Romance
Naruto: Dont believe it
Sakura: Where did my other green contact go...
Ino: Am I part Hyuugan....(refrence to my fanfic found in the fanfic section)
Hinata: I feel cloudy (pun of her name which means 'In the sun')
Gai: These jumpsuits are too tight down there
Neji: Can I be anymore optimistic (refrence to Chandler on F*R*I*E*N*D*S)
Sakura: Will I ever shut up?
Naruto:.......*silence even more*
Anyone got more?
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:27 am
mrgreen I like the Neji/friends one.
Okay, my turn!
Naruto: Man, forget this. insert anything is stupid. I give up.
Sakura: Cha cha cha. (or whatever she says in the dub. Dude, Sakura wouldn't say that!)
Shikamaru: [to his mother] Hey, is there any work that needs to be done around the house?
Okay, I'm done for now.
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:09 pm
baku.yaku
mrgreen I like the Neji/friends one.
Okay, my turn!
Naruto: Man, forget this. insert anything is stupid. I give up.
Sakura: Cha cha cha. (or whatever she says in the dub. Dude, Sakura wouldn't say that!)
Shikamaru: [to his mother] Hey, is there any work that needs to be done around the house?
Okay, I'm done for now.Nice biggrin
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:46 pm
Sakura: "Sasuke, get a life."
Tsunade: "I'll pose for you, Jiraiya. Pervy guys are hot."
Choji: "Dad, where's the salad?"
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:37 pm
naruto:i put pcp in my ramen believe it!!!!!
sasuke:sure sakura ill go out with you..its not like im gay or something
kakashi:icha icha paradise is a pervy degenerate book......
shikamaru:i feel like doing the shika shake!!!
itachi:i dont wear nail polish.........
sakura:sorry sasuke but naruto is more sexier than you
hinata:SHUT THE FU@#* UP NARUTO!!!! IM TIRED OF U SAYING BELIEVE IT!!!!!!
neji:i love you hinata!!!
rock lee:f@#$* taijutsu i want to ask gaara on a date
kabuto:i dont wear glasses
orochimaru:i hate u sasuke.........
shino:*stomps on bugs*ewwwww bugssss
gaara:I LOVE YOU ALL *SMILES* I HOPE U ALL HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS
kiba:dogs suck i hate them *snaps akamarus neck*
chouji:dude stop eating junk food u will get fat moron
me:I WANNA BE A GAY GA GAY NOW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE MEEEEEEEE
ino:i wish sakura would love meee
me again:i like cows
sasuke:i didnt get abused by itachi....
naruto:why is the red chakra in my pee?
sakura:I LOVE YOU NARUTO!!!!!!
naruto:shut up sakura your annoying...............
naruto:hinata is a mean b@#*#
kakashi:doesnt wear a mask*
kakashi:if i bit my lip iruka would u kiss it better?
gaara:I AM A OPTIMISTIC LITTLE BOY WHO LOVES HELPING PEOPLE!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:57 pm
Kakashi:Hey, lets get to the mission early today.
Sasuke:Hey, Itachi!I wanted to say I forgive you for the whole massacring our family thing.
Sasuke:Believe it!
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Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:01 pm
Kakashi: ah screw it! I don't want to ware this mask anymore! *takes off the mask and throws it into the trash*
Sasuke:*has a few flowers in hand* Sakura will u go out with me?
Garra:*in front of his teammates with a big warm smile* Hey guys, lets go out for a picnick today and lets have a group hug!
Both teammates: who are u and what did u do with garra?!
Sorry best i could do.
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:21 pm
shadowshifter01 Kakashi: ah screw it! I don't want to ware this mask anymore! *takes off the mask and throws it into the trash* Sasuke:*has a few flowers in hand* Sakura will u go out with me? Garra:*in front of his teammates with a big warm smile* Hey guys, lets go out for a picnick today and lets have a group hug! Both teammates: who are u and what did u do with garra?! Sorry best i could do. Cool smile
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:54 am
Sakura: Okay, Naruto, all right...I'll go out with you.
Naruto: REALLY?!
Sakura: Got'cha! I'm acutally going out with Sasuke! heart
Kakashi, me: rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:29 pm
SASUKE: *hanging upside down* Okay Naruto! I'm Spiderman! Your Mary Jane!
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CHOUJI: I think I need L.A. Weight Loss!
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SHIKAMARU: I'm so excited!!!!!! (He's never excited!)
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SHINO: Oh My god a bug!! *stomps on it 80 times* Is it dead yet!??
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:51 pm
Jiraiya:
Tsunade, I'll never call you a chestless *beeep* again!!!!
Deidara:
I WANT A DIVORCE, SASORI-SAMA!!!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:55 pm
Ino:
Chouji, want to got for some Korean BBQ?? I'll treaattttttttt♪♪♪
Chouji:
I'm fulll.... no more chips....
Neji:
I love you Hinata!!! *huggles Hinata* I LOVE YOU UNCLE!!! *hugs Hiashi*
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Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:30 pm
Kakashi:*shows up on time*
Sasuke: Naruto is the best. I want to be just like him.
Naruto: Sasuke is the best. I want to be just like him.
Sakura: Ino is the coolest. I wish I could be just like her.
Ino: Sakura is the coolest. I wish I could be just like her.
Kakashi: Hey Jiraiya, want to go out on a date?
Jiraiya: Sure Kakashi, I'll go out with.
Jiraiya: I am gay.
Iruka: I hate Naruto.
Sasuke: Itachi is the best. I want to be just like him when I grow up.
Gaara: I love everyone.
Gai: I hate green jumpsuits.
Lee: I hate Gai sensi.
Gaara: I hate fighting and sand.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:25 am
Kakashi: Oh my gawd! Who wrote this dirty trash?!? *throws away Icha and walks away, flipping his hair and shaking his arse*
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:21 am
Naruto: No more Ramen
Jiraiya: I think ill stop spying on girls and train some more
Neji: Hinata...... i am your father *gasps*
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