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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:55 pm
Yep. That's right. Another contest.
Excited, aren't you?
I thought so.
So anyway, here's the deal.
Take any well-known Christmas song/poem/story.
Parody it. Make it about anything. Christmas related or not, doesn't matter.
The only rule? I WANT FUNNY. D:<
Now, I won't make my mods not do this, but I'd like to have at least 2 other judges besides myself. So, if you would like to be a judge (anyone is eligable) just send randocramps a PM with 1-2 sentences on why I should make you a judge. If nobody applies, I judge alone, and nobody gets to complain.
Post away, my loves.
<3
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:01 pm
Rules/entry fees/ecetera
Rules.
-It has to be funny.
-It has to be a parody of a well-known Christmas involved storypoemsongthing.
-I would prefer poem format with a rhyme scheme and all that.
-The parody itself doens't actually have to have anything to do with Christmas.
-Erm...be creative. That is all.
-You must go and subscribe to Mugglecast. And listen to it. Why? BECAUSE WAFFLES SAID SO.
Entry fee.
I'd like to make this 0, but that would require an awful lot of donations from our loverly members. So for now, it is 0, but may rise. (Donations to randocramps if you are so inclined)
Ecetera.
I SAID MUGGLECAST!
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:05 pm
Meet yer judges.
-Me
-Kirby
-In Nomine (if he wants to judge and not enter, he still hasn't gotten back to me on that)
-Tak
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:06 pm
Meet yer competition.
-Biological_Warfare
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:08 pm
What else?
I don't know either.
Besides JAMIE LAWRECNE!
He's so loverly.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:57 pm
I'm debating whether to join or judge... I could write some funny shyte, or I could sit this one out and help judge... I'll get back to you tomorrow...
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:13 pm
A parody on a Christmas story!?
Brian and Spyke: Hellz yes! We're in!
Ritz: And I'm NOT.
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:30 pm
Oh, playing book characters, are we Hawk?
I won't unleash my craziness on you all, I'm not in the mood.
Maybe some other time.
BUT!
I WILL be a judge. It's my duty as a mod! *noble face*
If Waffles permits.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:52 pm
Oh, why can't "You are my Sunshine" be a Christmas song? xd gonk
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:55 pm
That would be an interesting story..
You should look into the idea Reese..
and see what you can make of it,
especially if your joining.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:04 pm
Christmas break. Frappin' AP Euro. >_>
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:31 pm
twisted twisted twisted he he he twisted twisted twisted
Be afraid, be VERY afraid because I, Biological_warfare have the perfect idea.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:55 pm
xd
Yay For Contestants!
And La Capitana.. I shall Help you Judge as VC.
3nodding
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:37 pm
And here is my entry.
Mapquest is Evil ((read it all, you'll get it twisted ))
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two black eyes and
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toed boo-oot in-n the-e nuts
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven bad burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven killer geese
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Barney movies
Eleven killer geese
Ten broken fingers
Nine laxatives
Eight anacondas
Seven grease burns
Six bullet wounds
Five de-eath threats
Four black widows
Three broken ribs
Two black eyes and
A steel-toe-oed boo-oot in the nuts
On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Directions to my re-eal girlfriends house.
Edit-Biological_warfare- and yes I did have to choose the longest song there was.
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