Date: November 21st, 2006
Type of rant: PM (friends@gaia)
Feedback: Positive
Ok! i feel like being a b***h again!!
usually i'm a nice little girl...
well...kiss that cutsy-wootsie little girl image goodbye!!
IT'S BITCHIN' TIME!!!
The following are my 10 rants of the day: listen and you may learn something!
ONE w.a.k.e.u.p
there is NO SUCH THING as a "gaia tracker".
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid pms like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.
You have mental problems
TWO To the people who have like
25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic, with the chicken and the ******** rabbit
who also crossed the damn road to find their eggs
but in this case it is your brains
THREE Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if you do you're a ******** mongoloid.
besides,
I'm prettier than youFOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Sticks and stones rule is
STILL IN EFFECT over the internet, you douche bag.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still
retarded.
FIVE Making 20 journal/comments/pms a day
about how you hate other people
because you're not on their friends list.
who the ******** cares?
ITS ******** GAIA!!!! Get a damn life you fat couch potato
SIX Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or a pm asking
"what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend:
you are ******** annoying!!!
that's what's up!
SEVEN Little 4th graders who have gaia
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.
Go to match.com
or myspace.com
find a 20 year old
run away.
run
FAR away.
EIGHT If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Gaia Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.
Thank you my lovers!
NINE I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
They need mental help, and you know it
DON'T MAKE IT A CHAIN MAIL!!!
Or I will be forced to rip out your spleen.TEN And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A ******** MORON!!!
Just delete it and move on!!
If you have managed to make it this far without either crying or quitting gaia, thank you for being a good friend. You managed to survive one of my evil rants.
I love you...well..now i want to stab everything and everyone...but in a few days I will love you.
~Meru~
PS-If you laughed at the above, tell me at which you laughed.
I need to know this (desperate for funny points)
