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Okiee, I changed this thread from Random Movie Quotes, to just Random quotes. Why? Because I'm cool like that. BUT--(*pause of emphasis*) there is a catch. You guys have to color-code your quotes. ^-^ Why? Because I'm mean like that! Now quit asking! >=o (( xD))

Blue for Movie/T.V. quotes--
"Because there's some good left in this world, Mr. Frodo." ~Samwise Gamgee, Lord of the Rings.

Olive for Song/Hymn lyrics--
"Theres a promotion right around the corner- for someone much more talented than you!" ~Wierd Al, Your Horoscope

Red for Anime quotes--
"Yep. I can see it. It's right there on your back." ~Tohru Honda, Fruits Basket.

Orange for partially famous to very famous real-person quotes--
"But we refuse to believe that the bank of justice is bankrupt. We refuse to believe there are insufficient funds in the great vaults of oppertunity of this nation." ~Martin Luther King Jr., I Have a Dream speech

Indigo for 'me' or 'a friend' quotes--
"But what is this life for but to be pressed between the pages of a book, and be treasured by generations of adults and children and passed into legend of another world?" ~Lii, It's All a Story rant

Green for book quotes--
"And so Meggie heard her father read aloud for the first time in nine years a draughty old church, and for years afterward, the smell of burnt paper would come back to her as she opened the books that were read that night." ~Inkheart by Cornelia Funke

If you have a quote that fits into more than one category, just pick a color. We don't care. If you have a quote that doesn't fit into any category, pick some other color. xD But--(*another pause of emphasis*) if it isn't color-coded, then it gets deleted. Why? Because I feel like it! Didn't I tell you to quit asking that? ((The first three posts are exceptions. They were posted before the color-code era. whee ))

Contests:

I'm setting up a contest. Why? No! I refuse to answer because I told you to stop asking! scream But the rules of this contest are simple. You have to carry out a conversation, on this thread, and speak entirely in random quotes. We'll keep going until all participants have said something not in quote-ing-ness, or have surrendered, except for one. That person will be the winner, and get a random, worthless prize. xD

We'll have quote-contest sign ups until Next Monday, 7:00 p.m., Mountain time. Pm me to sign up. After then, if you are signed up and speak out of quotes (on this thread) at all, you lose.

List of Participants:

~Lii-kun
~Onecoolc

*This post has been slightly edited by OneCoolC, Vice Captian of TFE*

"Sure, go ahead, try to hit me. But I must warn you, I am a master of the martial ar…OUCH! Dude, that hurt! "

"There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or tell your kids not to do it. "

"TV teaches us the big ultimate destroying robot always has an easily found and usable self destruct button. "

"Classic: a book which people praise, but don't read. "

"It is not what a teenager knows that bothers his parents. It's how he found out."

"Magic lightning can strike the same place twice. "

"Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority. "

Credit to these speific one-liners: Onna Chance

"What are THOSE?"

"Nothing. Ignore them."

Both gasp....

"And what is THAT?"

No response; has a eek expression on his face...

~Two characters (forgot which ones), The Mummy Returns

~Random Lii-kun Quotes~

"When life hands you lemons, stick to lemonade. Confetti cake simply does not work."

"Things can always get worse, so you have to be happy before they do."

"Are you Tongan??"

"Everyone is stupid. Some people are just better at showing it."

"How many times have I TOLD you NOT to give me stuff that I don't even want and expect payment! gonk "

"Say it with me. REGG....IIII....LUURRRR...!"

"Well, thanks. What I really needed was a good de-motivator.."

"I love snow! I'm just not so fond of the cold that comes with it..."

"NO! You can't have it because it's MINE! ...Ours.... Ah. Yes. We apologize, we meant OURS. ...WE apologize? Er... I mean I apologize. Don't we? No, you apologize. Didn't we say that already? No, that was just you. Really? I thought it was US..."

"You know, I really wish you made sense sometimes."

"Do people have a PROBLEM shutting up? Is that an ISSUE among 13/14-year-olds?"

"Can I have ice-cream? Fine... Can I have popcorn instead?"

"Who the heck puts RICE in PUDDING?"

"Life is sooo weird..."

~Random Lii-kun Quotes~

"I'm the crazy Girly captain, Remember?"

"Try not to break anything..."
"Don't worry, I'm an eccelent Driver."
"I ment the face, The lady's like me just the way I am..."
"Then I'll try not to dissapoint the ladies" *Punches Chix*

~AF Books (more to come)

"Hey! That's agood rental price!" gonk

"Yeah! For a GUMBALL!" scream

~Me and Brrna.

Whog, I member Brrna telling me about the rentail price of the gumball. xD That was entertaining.

Rosu: Shut up, it doesn't concern you.

Rosu: Ya know the school policy, how touching other people at all is concidered a 'Public display of affection', which is strickly forbidden? -jabs Brrna's gut- Oh, look, it's a public display of affection!
Brrna: Owwie! That's more like a public display of murder!
Rosu: Okay, so you're right, but they enver stress that rule! The punishment can't be worse than being tardy is.

-Undisclosed name-: Eat only lemons.

"And then, something meraculouse happened, He looked up into the beautifull clear blue sky... "Oh s**t." and saw an anvil heading straight toward him."
~Why Me? (short story by onecoolc)

"Pie is not square, I really don't see why you continue to claim that it is!"
"It's MATH for heavens sake!"
"But pies are ROUND."
~Me 'n Jon

"HUMP. DE DUMP. HUMP HUMP DE DUMPTY DUMP!"
~Pasty White boy RaP

"Life. Liberty. The pursuit of Cream Cheese."
~Meh