Welcome to Gaia! ::

Joey Styles: Hello everyone and welcome to EEW. I am Joey Styles alongside my broadcast partner Tazz.

Tazz: Joey tonight is going to be electric I can feel it!

*Sandmans' 2006 music hits*

Tazz: Speaking of electric, where is that b*****d?

*Sandman and Steve Sparks are shown in the crowd*

Tazz: There he is! Who is that with him?

Styles: I don't know Tazz, must be a follower or something.

*Sandman and Steve Sparks slowly make their way to the ring, through the crowd*

*Sandman and Steve Sparks stand on the guard rail with beers in hand*

*They open them, drink some of it, and then bash the beer cans on their heads*

*Sandman and Steve Sparks enter the ring with a mic*

Sandman: Hey Steve, do you know where we are?

Sparks: Uh no Sandman, tell me, where are we.

Sandman: We are in a place better than the WWE, better than ECW, better than TNA. Let me just say something, (pauses) This is better than Monday Night Raw! THis is better than Friday Night Smackdown!! This is even better than Tuesday Night ECW!!! This is The Extreme Entertainment Wrestling!!!!

Sparks: What the hell is Extreme Entertainment Wrestling?

Sandman: Good Question. Extreme Entertainment Wrestling is an extreme company, even more extreme than ECW. Let me get someone in here from the back. Anyone! *Random person runs out to the ring*

Sandman: What's your name son?

Person: My name is Mark Wr---*Gets singapore caned in the head by the Sandman*

Sandman: *yells* Sparks, get up on the turnbuckle!

*Sparks gets up on the turnbuckle*

*Sandman keeps beating the random person with the singapore cane*

*Sandman then lays the person on his knee with his singapore cane guarding the persons neck*

*Sparks then hits a Swanton bomb on the random person, sending the persons head into the singapore cane*


(Will edit when I think of what to say)