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And we always need more posts to keep the Guild alive.

Off Topic Random Spam comments anyone?

Well i think i have just about the longest Poll on the Guild.

yupses, i love the noise, its ym general random noise, from the tiny random person XD

SPOONS OF DOOOM

The Time of Evernottobe
This is a story about a young princess and her greatest adventure ever. The time period is Evernottobe D.F. and the setting is in the beautiful Kingdom of Neverbefore Land.

Boy was it a crappy night. My prince is gone and I’m all alone in my room. I love him so much. I’m so sad. The only memories I have of him are the pictures that captured his glorious presence and the teddy bear he gave to me as a gift the first day I met him. So “enough crying I say!!!” Its time for bed.

So I go to sleep with the teddy in my arms.

And I sleep.

And I sleep some more

UNTIL SUDDENLY!!! surprised

Something catches my eyes. I awake and to my surprise, a large goop of yellowy goodness has flooded my room. So I run, of course but while running I get some of the yellowy goodness in my hair. So I have to find something to get out all of the yellowy goodness.

I do find something.....it’s called a shower.

I get in the shower and I got out all the goopy goodness of the yellowy concoction and when I step out the shower I feel good...very good. I am happy.

BUT THEN...

My hair dries and without my knowing the goodness seeped into my brain and turned me into an IT monster.

grrr.....rawr.......SNARL!!!!!! surprised

So before I let the beast take over the cake in the kitchen, I captured it with what we blackies call a hair doodle.

It was a magic hair doodle and some how it went POOF and turned me into a mushroom. Now I had to be careful because mushrooms are similar looking to these things called Mandragoras which made the two enemies.

And that’s bad.

But it’s ok because I was a happy mushroom.

Shrooms up, drags down

I was also a pretty mushroom so all the Mandy boys wanted my poisonous sexy.

And above all else, I had the special ability to turn into a monkey mushroom. No one could f@#% with me now. I’m a bad mother

Shut your mouth!!

What, I was only talkin about Monkey Mushroom????


o.O



Yea.

So after showing off my mad monkey skillZ with a capital Z , something strange began to happen....I heard....music....lovely music.... it...is...is it....fallout boy???? WHY....YES IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be continued...



So I began to dance. I couldn’t help it.... the fallout boy took over my body.....

And my mind o.O


But I regained control....I was NOT going to let it take me to ThE dArKsIdE!!!!!!!!!!JK!NJ!!J!!B!PI!IJB

Everything was going ok until it happened again!!!! My feet and my lips began to move uncontrollably. WHAT WAS HAPPENING TO ME???? THEY WERE RAPING MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surprised

And while they were raping my cake pies, the monster re-released himself upon me!!!

*gasp*

I could do nothing but succumb to its wrath....that’s until the unthinkable happened.

I collapsed. And

KABLOOMIE BOOM!!!!

I was a princess. The music triggered my transformation into the most beautiful princess of Neverbefore Land. And from that moment Eeyore and his mom lived happily ever after.”


*~*~*~*~*THE END*~*~*~*~*

random off topic!!!!
heron feet!!!!! xd