Help-I've-been-attacked-by-someone-who-is-actually-competant

[Aiden the Silent]

If you get attacked with a pointed stick instead of a fruit (weird, i know) what would you do...  

[ZevVeli]

Assail them with a cantalope...DUH!!!!!  

[laaalalalalalalalalas]

get anothe rpionted stick and fight back
why?  

[ZevVeli]

You use teh weapons of teh SWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!!!!  

[laaalalalalalalalalas]

........................how about a giant salmon?  

[ZevVeli]

That would be the Fish, not the swordfish...guess which member I am....  

[laaalalalalalalalalas]

but i like gaiant salmon!  

[ZevVeli]

To bad I am a swordfish AND a Q-tip warrior (Lv. 20 Q-tip assasin to be precise) Salmon doesn't enter into it.  

[laaalalalalalalalalas]

DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! scream  

[ZevVeli]

Why? because I prefer a Q-tip (which has a cotton tip to absorb the blood) over fish (Which have +10 smellyness and -65 chances of obtaining a date for Saturday night)?  

[Ten of Hearts]

Id call the Spanish Inquisition!

*bacause nobody expects the spanish inquisition*  

[Nuri66]

Simple. I'd use the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. xp That'll put them in their place.  

[ZevVeli]

I Can't use the holy hand Grenades because I have a -1 alignment. crying  

[millerkyle8]

I'll share some of my alignment if you teach me how to be a (lvl-20) Q-tip assain!!!!  

[DarkRubberDucky]

I'd yell at him SHUT UP!! Then drop a 16 ton tiger with a gun on him. Than dist off my hands for a job well done.