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As a guild on GaiaOnline.com, it is my duty to lay down some groundrules. They will be obvious, so feel free to tell me to shut they hell up and go back to being bored at work. But they need to be said, so here goes:

1. DON'T BE AN ASSHAT.
Moderators will be able to ban people who are asshats and those people will not be able to post here anymore. It is pretty simple. We are not forum-Nazis. We will not ban you for no reason. But if you do not heed warnings about any offensive things you might be doing, we will not hesitate to boot you. Right out of the 46th floor window. And we won't be sad about it. And we will not pay for the dry-cleaning of the poor old lady at the first-floor cafe who was splattered with your insides. So please, think of her before you go around acting like a b*****d.

2. Don't be hatin'.
Obviously, the word "LoveCloset" implies a sort of amiablitiy. No hate threads, or personal attack threads will be allowed. Except of course about celebrities you hate. Their names are public domain and you have every right to hate them because they are richer and more beautiful than you. Possibly. There are some beautiful people here, so that might not be entirely true.

3. Don't be cyberin'.
Duh. This is still Gaia. THE TERMS OF SERVICE STILL APPLY.

4. Don't be buggin' the mods all the time.
I don't know why you would, we're all friends here. But I had to put this in because a forum with only three rules would look lame.

5. Don't be pressing that topic button without a good reason.
This guild blossomed from the General Disscussion. Let's keep our threads away from the nonsense chit chat (there is a stickied thread just for that) and provide our members with some interesting discussions.

Things that Zombie Jesus says are allowed:

1. Swearing
I swear all the ******** time. I am not offended by generic swear words that you can hear in any movie. However, if a Gaia moderator tells you to stop (yes, they do moderate the guilds), respect their wishes. They are management. I am sub-management. They will always win. I'm okay with this. You should be, too.

2. Being redundant, silly, or completely ridiculous.
As I plan on making this a private guild after several people join (making it so a user can only post if they apply to be a member and are accepted), I don't have any worries that this place will be bogged down by spam and overdone topics. Flaming has not been listed as a no-no because I hardly think it's necessary to consider such conduct.

THIS IS YOUR FORUM. TALK ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT. WE WILL NOT DIRECT YOU TO THE MUSIC/VIDEO GAME/ED/ANIME/SPORTS FORUMS. YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ANYTHING HERE. KEEP IT REAL. BE COOL. STAY IN SCHOOL. GO BANANA!

ALSO: Sucking up is condoned.

Hahahaha! Let's!

*drags Drive to the .... um, to the corner of the lovecloset* xd

Coolio good rules! SZJ how do you become a mod? I tis intrested in the position. 3nodding

me three

whee We'll have an army of mods at the rate we're going! xd xp

...so many windows gonk

xp We don't really need that many for the time being, anyway. No one here seems like they need to be banned. xd

But anyone that wants something stickied, stuff like that... PM/IM me. 3nodding