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 Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:59 pm
So I was sitting here at my computer, when the cat jumpped up and sat on me. He was watching the screen for a bit, then I started whistling to the song I was playing.
The cat gave me a look, then reached up and slapped me.
eek
I tried it again later, and the same happened.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:31 pm
eek
Does your cat have claws?
Either way, that cat's got attitude. If my cat did that, she'd see wall before the end of the next second.
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:11 pm
Deo_Machina So I was sitting here at my computer, when the cat jumpped up and sat on me. He was watching the screen for a bit, then I started whistling to the song I was playing. The cat gave me a look, then reached up and slapped me. eek I tried it again later, and the same happened. My cat ictates when I get up in the morning. With claws on eyelids if I happen to disagree. Terrible, terrible... he also chooses what channels I watch and what sites I go on by ambushing my remote and keyboard when he doesn't like my choices. He's a fascist cat. Slimy fascist bugger...
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:12 pm
Emperor Fluffzorz Deo_Machina So I was sitting here at my computer, when the cat jumpped up and sat on me. He was watching the screen for a bit, then I started whistling to the song I was playing. The cat gave me a look, then reached up and slapped me. eek I tried it again later, and the same happened. My cat ictates when I get up in the morning. With claws on eyelids if I happen to disagree. Terrible, terrible... he also chooses what channels I watch and what sites I go on by ambushing my remote and keyboard when he doesn't like my choices. He's a fascist cat. Slimy fascist bugger... Maybe he didn't agree with the porn site. He's trying to help you by sending you a link to a christian reform group. xd
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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:34 pm
foxpaws Emperor Fluffzorz Deo_Machina So I was sitting here at my computer, when the cat jumpped up and sat on me. He was watching the screen for a bit, then I started whistling to the song I was playing. The cat gave me a look, then reached up and slapped me. eek I tried it again later, and the same happened. My cat ictates when I get up in the morning. With claws on eyelids if I happen to disagree. Terrible, terrible... he also chooses what channels I watch and what sites I go on by ambushing my remote and keyboard when he doesn't like my choices. He's a fascist cat. Slimy fascist bugger... Maybe he didn't agree with the porn site. He's trying to help you by sending you a link to a christian reform group. xd But I wasn't ON a porn site at that point! And my cat is Satan incarnate, he's not going anywhere near no bloody reform sites.
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:14 am
Cougar Draven eek Does your cat have claws? Either way, that cat's got attitude. If my cat did that, she'd see wall before the end of the next second. Yes he does.. *wince* Heheh... catwall!
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:29 am
Deo_Machina Cougar Draven eek Does your cat have claws? Either way, that cat's got attitude. If my cat did that, she'd see wall before the end of the next second. Yes he does.. *wince* Heheh... catwall! I will, and have, thrown my cat clear across a room. Of course, if it's the declawed one, I just lob. My other cat, who has four sets of very sharp claws, knows exactly what a fastball feels like. I'm glad cats know how to take a fall. EDIT: I realize how poor that sounded. I should mention that I do love my cats, I just have a very short temper and very poor reactions.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:49 pm
Cougar Draven Deo_Machina Cougar Draven eek Does your cat have claws? Either way, that cat's got attitude. If my cat did that, she'd see wall before the end of the next second. Yes he does.. *wince* Heheh... catwall! I will, and have, thrown my cat clear across a room. Of course, if it's the declawed one, I just lob. My other cat, who has four sets of very sharp claws, knows exactly what a fastball feels like. I'm glad cats know how to take a fall. EDIT: I realize how poor that sounded. I should mention that I do love my cats, I just have a very short temper and very poor reactions. Nah, I'm sure everyone understands. I personally have made my clawful wrathball fly. Well, just that one time. He doesn't draw blood now. Last time he tried, well, he wound up about half the room away at a fair velocity. We've got a truce going right now.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:56 pm
Emperor Fluffzorz Cougar Draven Deo_Machina Cougar Draven eek Does your cat have claws? Either way, that cat's got attitude. If my cat did that, she'd see wall before the end of the next second. Yes he does.. *wince* Heheh... catwall! I will, and have, thrown my cat clear across a room. Of course, if it's the declawed one, I just lob. My other cat, who has four sets of very sharp claws, knows exactly what a fastball feels like. I'm glad cats know how to take a fall. EDIT: I realize how poor that sounded. I should mention that I do love my cats, I just have a very short temper and very poor reactions. Nah, I'm sure everyone understands. I personally have made my clawful wrathball fly. Well, just that one time. He doesn't draw blood now. Last time he tried, well, he wound up about half the room away at a fair velocity. We've got a truce going right now. Yeah, mine too. Our truce is something like "Don't come near me with claws, and I won't see the need to propel you through the supports." Heh...clawful wrathball. I like that.
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