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 Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:51 am
... Yep...
Ok so not really...
I just want to see Shoy's reaction...
Here are some OSU jokes too!
Q: What do you get when you drive slowly through Columbus, Ohio?
A: A degree from OSU.
Did you hear about the student who flunked out of the University of Michigan and then went to OSU? He raised the standards of both schools.
Q: What is the only sign of relief after driving through Columbus?
A: "Ann Arbor 191 miles"
Q: How do you get an OSU graduate off of your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
I think I have been evil enough to him now...
Love ya Shoy! rofl
Edit: Oh... I almost forgot...
TWINCEST!
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:53 am
Awwwwwwww...poor Shoy. xd
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:54 am
... ninja This is how I act when bored out of my mind! biggrin
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:56 am
>> Then explain why we're #1, and you guys are #20.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:56 am
KingShoy >> Then explain why we're #1, and you guys are #20. Besides the fact that I'm not from Michigan and could give a hoot who is first? rofl
College football is totally lame. Kthx.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:58 am
Ever seen a grown man get smothered in his sleep?
ninja
HirunHikari
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:58 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:59 am
Dukes KingShoy >> Then explain why we're #1, and you guys are #20. Besides the fact that I'm not from Michigan and could give a hoot who is first? rofl
College football is totally lame. Kthx. That's not Michigan. <3 Google a bit and learn.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 10:59 am
What did the OSU graduate say to the Michigan graduate?
"Hi, welcome to taco bell, can I take your order?"
[: OHIO FAILS BEYOND NORMAL LEVELS OF FAILAGE KTHX.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:00 am
Oh! I forgot. Namechange topic.
*beats with metal bat*
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:00 am
[.Lexii.]
What did the OSU graduate say to the Michigan graduate?
"Hi, welcome to taco bell, can I take your order?"
[: OHIO FAILS BEYOND NORMAL LEVELS OF FAILAGE KTHX.
[: Guess who lost last night?
HirunHikari
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:01 am
HirunHikari [.Lexii.]
What did the OSU graduate say to the Michigan graduate?
"Hi, welcome to taco bell, can I take your order?"
[: OHIO FAILS BEYOND NORMAL LEVELS OF FAILAGE KTHX.
[: Guess who lost last night?
HirunHikari
you still fail beyond normal levels of failage. [:
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:04 am
An Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious maize and blue colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.
One day, as the van driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest. "No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the van continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Wolverine fan strutting down the road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD."
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry, Father. I almost hit that Michigan fan."
"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
HirunHikari
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:08 am
Hah that made me laugh. XD
eww i hate the word maize.
but as much as I hate it here, UofM is the only michigan college I'd go to.
soyeah.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 11:16 am
Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Q: Why don't Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Q: What happened to the Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.
Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
HirunHikari
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