|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
 Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:23 pm
Ankita stood by her trailer, playing around with Sarava who was franticly chasing after her walking stick which was turning around in figure eights, up into the air.
Sarava finally grabbed hold of it, and took it out of Ankita's hand, running off with it, with her tail dragging it behind her.
"Sarava." Ankita sighed. If she didn't have her stick, then she'd need Sarava, and vice versa. She really detested walking around blindly on her own, and she slowly began walking, hands full stretched out infront of her.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:27 pm
Hadrian was randomly exploring after he'd finished moving various boxes from point A to point B. Nothing quite interesting had happened...that is, until he saw what appeared to be a blind woman stumbling about and a monkey with a walking stick.
Monkey, lady, monkey, lady...
"Hey, need any help?" he asked, walking up to the woman.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:40 pm
Ankita continued to walk until her hands touched what appeared to be a chest, hopefully male, since it being another woman would make for a highly uncomfortable moment for her. She quickly pulled her hands back and nodded slowly with a fairly quizzical look on her face.
"Uhm. Well, yes. That'd be kind of nice."
At this point, Sarava was a good 20 feet away before she decided to stop, turn around and sit there, watching her familiar slowly stumbling over to her. She stood completely still and quiet, since making any noise would surely give away her location, and that just doesn't make for good entertainment.
"Do you see a little furry critter anyway? Got a stick too..." Kind of hard to miss, she thought to herself.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:43 pm
Hadrian twitched slightly at being touched, but nodded.
Oh, Hell, she couldn't see him.
"Yeah. Monkey with a stick. I'm on it," he sighed and turned, taking slow steps toward the monkey. This was surely an interesting place...
"Gimmee the stick, Monkey."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:51 pm
Sarava looked at the stranger, and gave an expression that can only be described as vocalizing Who the hell do you think you're talking to. She cocked her head to the side, watching as he inched closer and closer to her. The moment he was within striking distance, she quickly turned around, whacking him at shin height with the stick and scampering away another 10 feet.
Ankita could hear the sound from where she was standing and winced for him.
"She's not a monkey..." She said sheepishly. From all the people she's met so far, she was pretty sure that not a single one of them had actually gotten her title of creature right. And she had a feeling that Sarava was getting fairly sick of it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:54 pm
Hadrian was beginning to feel slightly homicidal. That was two shin-kicks in two days.
"Well, whatever the Hell she is, I don't think I'm gonna get that stick without tearing her freakin' tail off. She's eleven feet 'r something ahead of me. I have a feeling she'd rather you steal her whacking-stick of pain back."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:05 pm
Ankita slowly walked up a little closer and bent down, holding her hand out with what appeared to be a small little treat.
"Sarava baby, come here and appologize." She said, making periodic clicking and kissing noises.
Sarava was torn. Get a treat or keep messing around with not one, but two silly humans. She figured she could have her cake and eat it too, and slowly walked to her familiar sniffing at her hand and quickly at the treat.
The moment Ankita felt her near her, she grabbed her and wrapped her up in a loose part of her sari. "You've been a bad girl, haven't you." She said, nibbling at her ear. "Appologize."
Sarava had absolutely no intention of appologizing and simple eyed the newcomer. Don't you worry, this isn't over yet.
"I'm so sorry... She's a bit of a firecracker, I guess..." she said, laughing nervously. She held up one of Sarava's front paws for her to shake with him, as a sign of peace.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:08 pm
Hadrian quickly pulled back and glared at the...not-Monkey rather angrily. He mouth the words 'I will getchoo' before clearing his throat and regaining his usual tone.
"It's alright. Not your fault," he nodded again, out of habit.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:14 pm
Ankita smiled nervously, "I suppose I should keep her on a leash of some sort."
And at that, Sarava began having a fit. A leash? A leash? Oh hell no!
Ankita quickly tried calming her down before Sarava managed to jump out of her arms and began snarling at the newcomer. Don't you dare taint her!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:17 pm
"Monkeys shouldn't be leashed, I don't think," he said, accentuating the dreaded word excessively. Outwardly, though, he was shaking a fist at Sarava, damn ready to punch the little fuzzy whatchamacallit.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:25 pm
The moment she heard the word monkey, Ankita quickly tried to grab Sarava, but alas, it was too late.
Sarava had decided to jump at him, crawling around his body franticly, in and out of his shirt until she reached his head, and sat atop it, waiting for him to do something. Her bladder was full, though she decided to save that for a more pressing situation.
"Sarava!" Ankita knew what was happening, and prayed so hard to whatever deity might exist that this didn't end in any sort of a scream or yell.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:38 pm
Hadrian gave a kind of gutteral growl and, in one swift movement, ducked down, grabbed Sarava rather roughly, and threw her forward.
He stood a few feet back and flipped her off.
"I think I'll be leaving you and your little...monkey-squirrel-beastie."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:42 pm
Sarava, though large, was fairly built of sturdy muscle and could take the fall. Quickly getting herself back onto her feet, she scampered over, circling him a few times before releaving herself on him. She then circled him a few times again, kicking dirt onto him and then jumping back into Ankita's arms.
Ankita could sense that something bad had likely happened and quickly fully wrapped Sarava up in her Sari.
"What...ever just happened... I'm really sorry..." She said sheepishly, desperately hoping no yelling would happen.
It was fairly safe to say that Sarava had now christened him as her new toilet, and would likely keep a particular eye out for him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:47 pm
Hadrian just couldn't catch a ******** break.
His jaw set and he closed his eyes, taking a deep breath to avoid strangling the whatever-it-was. He exhaled and opened his eyes again.
"You keep that thing away from me," he said, "Or I'm gonna ********' kill it."
And with that, he started away, flexing his hands to and from fists in and attempt to not go postal.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Outrun The Halfling Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:07 pm
Ankita was takin aback, feeling somewhat offended and hurt, while gently petting Sarava.
"Sorry..." She muttered under her breath once more.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
