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 Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:11 pm
Some n00b did a CB-worthy post in my comments section. "HI! I'm just posting for money! BI!"
rolleyes
I probably shouldn't have acknowledged it beyond deleting it, but I had to post in hers:
"HI! You're a brainless twit! BI!"
Damn you shoulder demon. And boredom.
Oh well, I've made comments more ban-worthy than that and I've yet ot recieve a warning.
Discuss dumb things you did for the hell of it.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:21 pm
Hm.
1.) Decided to date my now ex-girlfriend.
2-6.) Repeat of #1.
7.) I still talk to her, even though I think she's a brainless whore from time to time, and I might go out with her again.
8.) Smoked.
9.) Drank.
10.) I cook from time to time.
That'll do for now. And my shoulder demon (the one that survived my alcohol phase, anyway) says hello to everyone else's.
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:25 pm
Cougar Draven Hm. 1.) Decided to date my now ex-girlfriend. 2-6.) Repeat of #1. 7.) I still talk to her, even though I think she's a brainless whore from time to time, and I might go out with her again. 8.) Smoked. 9.) Drank. 10.) I cook from time to time. That'll do for now. And my shoulder demon (the one that survived my alcohol phase, anyway) says hello to everyone else's. 1-7) Dear God am I glad I didn't miss on my first shot. I'm actually happy. Sorry about that, man, I know the type. Ugh... 8 and 9) I have smoked a bit, maybe three times now, never got into it, though I can see the appeal - I was mildly fond of the taste. As for drinking, eh, a little rum and a beer or two never killed anyone. Or at least, nobody I know. Now, as for really stupid things Fluffy has done... 1) I once petitioned for Satanic converts outside a Catholic Church. 2) I anded out pamphlets for a Satanic Order at the same church. 3) I had a "repentence for my evil homosexual ways" conversation with the priest of said church, but that didn't go over well - I burst out laughing about two-thirds of the way through. 4) I went to school dressed in a cape and crown holding a sickle and hammer. I then petitioned for converts to my glorious empire in the student gathering area and detailed my new world order in my Social class. The word "comrades" was abused that day. Go Commie-King go. 5) I petitioned for converts on the LRT too. 6) Have you ever tried to act out "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" in the middle of downtown before? As for *really* stupid things (ones that were not so such humourous as just stupid), I've had a few bouts of petty theft from time to time and once hit on a girl while her boyfriend-who-I-didn't-know-was-her-boyfriend was about fifteen feet away. That went over poorly. I also used to have a nasty tendency to ******** with people's heads, playing with emotions and such. That tended only to occur after a fairly major slight, but nonetheless, those were pretty nasty days. Finally, my ever-so-numerous family warfare episodes. My family cannot tolerate each other in the same room for more than a minute or two - I'm debate-minded and debate most topics that are brought up, whereas my father is a narrow-minded Catholic zombie who bitches about every government decision but never does anything about any of it and couldn't think outside the box if it cost him his life, and my mother is an emotional headcase house-tyrant. Suffice to say that s**t happens. Honestly, the obvious solution, as I've *told* them, is to not talk to me and to leave me to my solitude if they don't want my opinion on something, which, of course, they take offense to - but then, they take offense to my answers to almost anything they bring up because I actually think for myself. My patience, after about four years of this crap, is damn near emptied, and I'm impressed I've gone this long. Suffice to say that moving out is a sooner-rather-than-later option for me. That's all the major stuff coming to mind. And my shoulder-demon is twelve feet tall, thin, has disproportionately long arms and is composed of steely, jagged ice. He glares at you with tiny green pinpricks of glowing light. He grates out a "Greetings".
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Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:56 pm
Emperor Fluffzorz 1-7) Dear God am I glad I didn't miss on my first shot. I'm actually happy. Sorry about that, man, I know the type. Ugh... Heh. I went to go hang out with her at Meijer's, and I just got back... Emperor Fluffzorz 8 and 9) I have smoked a bit, maybe three times now, never got into it, though I can see the appeal - I was mildly fond of the taste. As for drinking, eh, a little rum and a beer or two never killed anyone. Or at least, nobody I know. ...which led me to say "Why, God, why did I ever quit smoking?" She annoys so much. And yeah, my personal poison is vodka. And lots of it. My best friend doesn't much enjoy the fact that I drink, so I don't do it much anymore. Emperor Fluffzorz 1) I once petitioned for Satanic converts outside a Catholic Church. I would have joined you, and debated the Catholics when they protested. Emperor Fluffzorz 2) I anded out pamphlets for a Satanic Order at the same church. Again, if you do it again, I volunteer my services across the country. Emperor Fluffzorz 3) I had a "repentence for my evil homosexual ways" conversation with the priest of said church, but that didn't go over well - I burst out laughing about two-thirds of the way through. I would, but the pastors of any churches I go to I respect because they're personal friends, and honestly, clerics I don't respect usually reside in churches that I can't go in, for fear of smiting. Emperor Fluffzorz 4) I went to school dressed in a cape and crown holding a sickle and hammer. I then petitioned for converts to my glorious empire in the student gathering area and detailed my new world order in my Social class. The word "comrades" was abused that day. Go Commie-King go. Wow...how many converts you get? I'd have gotten an easy decimate of my school's population. Emperor Fluffzorz 5) I petitioned for converts on the LRT too. This might sound stupid of me...but LRT is what? Emperor Fluffzorz 6) Have you ever tried to act out "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" in the middle of downtown before? If I said no...I'd be lying. It didn't help that I was doing it in the same courtyard as a slowly rotating cube. (I love Ann Arbor.) Emperor Fluffzorz As for *really* stupid things (ones that were not so such humourous as just stupid), I've had a few bouts of petty theft from time to time and once hit on a girl while her boyfriend-who-I-didn't-know-was-her-boyfriend was about fifteen feet away. That went over poorly. I also used to have a nasty tendency to ******** with people's heads, playing with emotions and such. That tended only to occur after a fairly major slight, but nonetheless, those were pretty nasty days. I've been there. Before I realized that life was better for me if I didn't hold the petty hatred, I was one evil ********. Still am, but it's more of a mildly humorous evil than my grand sadistic look-at-me-wrong-and-I'll-gut-you evil that I held for the most of 2006. And yeah, hitting on chicks with their boyfriends right there? Ouch. Learn to fight if that happens often. Emperor Fluffzorz Finally, my ever-so-numerous family warfare episodes. My family cannot tolerate each other in the same room for more than a minute or two - I'm debate-minded and debate most topics that are brought up, whereas my father is a narrow-minded Catholic zombie who bitches about every government decision but never does anything about any of it and couldn't think outside the box if it cost him his life, and my mother is an emotional headcase house-tyrant. Suffice to say that s**t happens. Honestly, the obvious solution, as I've *told* them, is to not talk to me and to leave me to my solitude if they don't want my opinion on something, which, of course, they take offense to - but then, they take offense to my answers to almost anything they bring up because I actually think for myself. My patience, after about four years of this crap, is damn near emptied, and I'm impressed I've gone this long. Suffice to say that moving out is a sooner-rather-than-later option for me. Well, at least I know that someone else somewhat understands the family problems I've gone through my entire life. It's become worse since my grandparents have died, since my aunts and uncles don't have anyone stopping them from accusing my mom of being a "bad mother" (since apparently she was responsible for my drug/alcohol/nicotine abuse, bisexuality, and general dickheadedness). Not that my grandparents stopped 'em in the first place... I just hope you're prepared to move out. I was out four days after I turned eighteen, and that was almost two years ago. I came to the realization long ago that I ******** up, and should have tried to stay at home. As it is, I am only now trying to fix what I've done, and that just makes it worse. I'd hate to see someone of your intelligence go through that as well. Emperor Fluffzorz That's all the major stuff coming to mind. And my shoulder-demon is twelve feet tall, thin, has disproportionately long arms and is composed of steely, jagged ice. He glares at you with tiny green pinpricks of glowing light. He grates out a "Greetings". My shoulder demon (who is roughly six feet, six inches in height, has black hair, and wears a black suit of armor) would respond, but after seeing my ex earlier (see above), he found access to alcohol. And the ******** ain't sharing.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:48 am
Toga! Toga! Some n00b did a CB-worthy post in my comments section. "HI! I'm just posting for money! BI!" rolleyes I probably shouldn't have acknowledged it beyond deleting it, but I had to post in hers: "HI! You're a brainless twit! BI!" Damn you shoulder demon. And boredom. Oh well, I've made comments more ban-worthy than that and I've yet ot recieve a warning. Discuss dumb things you did for the hell of it. Har, I think you have to do a lot more then that to get the mods or admins to ban you. The things I wrote to them and all the crazy things I argue. Especially the way since I debate a lot using sarcasm and direct attacks on opponents. The most I've ever got was a warning for putting up a link that helped me in a video game, and that was it. My shoulder-devil has been crazy recently. I flipped off my teacher the other day, wrote an essay to my American Gov. teacher about him being an overpayed baby-sitter and made it from Unknown, and broke about 30 speeding laws just today. I think I need to calm down a bit and let the angel do some work. xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:04 am
foxpaws Toga! Toga! Some n00b did a CB-worthy post in my comments section. "HI! I'm just posting for money! BI!" rolleyes I probably shouldn't have acknowledged it beyond deleting it, but I had to post in hers: "HI! You're a brainless twit! BI!" Damn you shoulder demon. And boredom. Oh well, I've made comments more ban-worthy than that and I've yet ot recieve a warning. Discuss dumb things you did for the hell of it. Har, I think you have to do a lot more then that to get the mods or admins to ban you. The things I wrote to them and all the crazy things I argue. Especially the way since I debate a lot using sarcasm and direct attacks on opponents. The most I've ever got was a warning for putting up a link that helped me in a video game, and that was it. My shoulder-devil has been crazy recently. I flipped off my teacher the other day, wrote an essay to my American Gov. teacher about him being an overpayed baby-sitter and made it from Unknown, and broke about 30 speeding laws just today. I think I need to calm down a bit and let the angel do some work. xd My shoulder angel got shot this past summer for suggesting I not have that thirtieth shot of Smirnoff. (True story, except for the shoulder angel part. Hyperrealism in that case.)
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:37 am
foxpaws Toga! Toga! Some n00b did a CB-worthy post in my comments section. "HI! I'm just posting for money! BI!" rolleyes I probably shouldn't have acknowledged it beyond deleting it, but I had to post in hers: "HI! You're a brainless twit! BI!" Damn you shoulder demon. And boredom. Oh well, I've made comments more ban-worthy than that and I've yet ot recieve a warning. Discuss dumb things you did for the hell of it. Har, I think you have to do a lot more then that to get the mods or admins to ban you. The things I wrote to them and all the crazy things I argue. Especially the way since I debate a lot using sarcasm and direct attacks on opponents. The most I've ever got was a warning for putting up a link that helped me in a video game, and that was it. My shoulder-devil has been crazy recently. I flipped off my teacher the other day, wrote an essay to my American Gov. teacher about him being an overpayed baby-sitter and made it from Unknown, and broke about 30 speeding laws just today. I think I need to calm down a bit and let the angel do some work. xd Oh I know, i've just seen people banned for less.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:33 pm
Cougar Draven ...which led me to say "Why, God, why did I ever quit smoking?" She annoys so much. And yeah, my personal poison is vodka. And lots of it. My best friend doesn't much enjoy the fact that I drink, so I don't do it much anymore. Eh, still, I never really got into it. Firstly, my lungs aren't exactly top-end to start (mildly asthmatic and all), and secondly, sweet Jesus do they get expensive as a habit. I've never really liked the taste of vodka, though - I prefer stuff with a little less pure alcohol flavour and a little more other ingredient flavour, like kahlua or rum. Cougar Draven rofl I would have joined you, and debated the Catholics when they protested. I do so love likeminded people. Cougar Draven rofl rofl Again, if you do it again, I volunteer my services across the country. Ah, but your services are across the wrong country. You're in America, yes? Cougar Draven I would, but the pastors of any churches I go to I respect because they're personal friends, and honestly, clerics I don't respect usually reside in churches that I can't go in, for fear of smiting. See, I only really do this to one place, one where I was forced to go to as a kid and always singled out by the pastor for asking too many questions and not buying into the religion. I tend to hold grudges a very long time, no matter how small the slight may be. Which is why people avoid irritating me. Oh well, the unholy vengeance thing is lower-emphasis for me now. Cougar Draven Wow...how many converts you get? I'd have gotten an easy decimate of my school's population. Oh, it was more a joke than anything else, but I did get the entire class engaged in a debate spanning two classes about the benefits of socialism and how propaganda has corrupted and ruined many perfectly good aspects of society - the Red Scare, Allied WWII propaganda (seriously, I meet people who think that everyone in Germany in that era was a rabid fascist monster - there's a difference between the damn leadership and the rest of the population, dammit!), all this terrorist paranoia (I finally got to shoot people down by giving the UN definition of terrorist and showing how the American government fits under it - glee), etc. Cougar Draven This might sound stupid of me...but LRT is what? Light Rail Transit. An aboveground subway that draws power from electrical cables above the train that it's hooked into. A monorail, basically. Cougar Draven If I said no...I'd be lying. It didn't help that I was doing it in the same courtyard as a slowly rotating cube. (I love Ann Arbor.) Heh heh heh... nice. Cougar Draven I've been there. Before I realized that life was better for me if I didn't hold the petty hatred, I was one evil ********. Still am, but it's more of a mildly humorous evil than my grand sadistic look-at-me-wrong-and-I'll-gut-you evil that I held for the most of 2006. And yeah, hitting on chicks with their boyfriends right there? Ouch. Learn to fight if that happens often. Aye, humourous evil is effectively where I sit now, though I do occasionally come to fairly nasty points, which I tend to regret a fair bit afterwards. And believe me, mate, I know how to fight. I just don't like fighting unless absolutely necessary, especially with someone who later wound up becoming one of my best friends. Cougar Draven Well, at least I know that someone else somewhat understands the family problems I've gone through my entire life. It's become worse since my grandparents have died, since my aunts and uncles don't have anyone stopping them from accusing my mom of being a "bad mother" (since apparently she was responsible for my drug/alcohol/nicotine abuse, bisexuality, and general dickheadedness). Not that my grandparents stopped 'em in the first place... I just hope you're prepared to move out. I was out four days after I turned eighteen, and that was almost two years ago. I came to the realization long ago that I ******** up, and should have tried to stay at home. As it is, I am only now trying to fix what I've done, and that just makes it worse. I'd hate to see someone of your intelligence go through that as well. As for moving out, believe me, I'm not out yet solely because of the reasons you've mentioned - I know the difficulty invovled and have seen it before, and quite frankly, I have nothing to lose staying here that hasn't been lost already and I'm still running reasonably well. When it comes time, however, I've got a few plans to run through. Though, that's still a fair ways off. Cougar Draven My shoulder demon (who is roughly six feet, six inches in height, has black hair, and wears a black suit of armor) would respond, but after seeing my ex earlier (see above), he found access to alcohol. And the ******** ain't sharing. That b*****d must *die*. And yay, I actually got the damn post formatting right.
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Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:04 pm
You know those pens that have lights on the end?
I opened one up to find 3 LED's.
"Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I put it to my eye?"
-30 seconds later..
"That's beginning to sting now..*blinks* Holy ******** I'm blind in my left eye! Argh!"
Lucky for me it wore off soon after.
Other stupid things include..
-Pressing any button that I do not recognise
-Basically anything you could avoid if you had the "common sense"
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 2:42 pm
This isn't so much shoulder-demon-ishness, but more of chronic bouts of stupidity.
- I was talking on my cell phone to a friend- while looking for my cellphone.
- Similarly, looking for my glasses while wearing them.
- Placed a mug of hot water on a wobbling stack of textbooks- on my computer. Just barely missed it when it fell over.
- Had someone make a really rude comment towards me, I turned around, smiled, and said "******** you too." While next to a teacher.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:43 pm
Reinna Astarel This isn't so much shoulder-demon-ishness, but more of chronic bouts of stupidity. - I was talking on my cell phone to a friend- while looking for my cellphone. - Similarly, looking for my glasses while wearing them. - Placed a mug of hot water on a wobbling stack of textbooks- on my computer. Just barely missed it when it fell over. - Had someone make a really rude comment towards me, I turned around, smiled, and said "******** you too." While next to a teacher. I looked for a shirt for about ten minutes before realizing I had it on. That kind of thing just amuses me when it happens.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:12 pm
Reinna Astarel - Had someone make a really rude comment towards me, I turned around, smiled, and said "******** you too." While next to a teacher. One time while sitting next to my friend in Biology class, we were talking about RENT, which I had recently seen. Just when I recited the line "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE WOMEN IN RUBBER FLIRTING WITH ME!" (relatively loud) my teacher walked by. She gave me the weirdest look and walked away quickly, and then my friend and I burst out laughing.
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Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:54 pm
Emperor Fluffzorz Eh, still, I never really got into it. Firstly, my lungs aren't exactly top-end to start (mildly asthmatic and all), and secondly, sweet Jesus do they get expensive as a habit. I've never really liked the taste of vodka, though - I prefer stuff with a little less pure alcohol flavour and a little more other ingredient flavour, like kahlua or rum. Schnapps. The crack of alcohol. Emperor Fluffzorz I do so love likeminded people. Indeed. I somehow have found many of them...even though I'm a raving psychotic. Somehow people still find a kindred spirit in me. Except Deoridhe. Emperor Fluffzorz Ah, but your services are across the wrong country. You're in America, yes? Two countries > One. Emperor Fluffzorz See, I only really do this to one place, one where I was forced to go to as a kid and always singled out by the pastor for asking too many questions and not buying into the religion. I tend to hold grudges a very long time, no matter how small the slight may be. Which is why people avoid irritating me. Oh well, the unholy vengeance thing is lower-emphasis for me now. Yeah, unholy vengeance is a little low on my list, considering I'm helping the Catholic Gaians with their little ST17LOL problem. Emperor Fluffzorz Oh, it was more a joke than anything else, but I did get the entire class engaged in a debate spanning two classes about the benefits of socialism and how propaganda has corrupted and ruined many perfectly good aspects of society - the Red Scare, Allied WWII propaganda (seriously, I meet people who think that everyone in Germany in that era was a rabid fascist monster - there's a difference between the damn leadership and the rest of the population, dammit!), all this terrorist paranoia (I finally got to shoot people down by giving the UN definition of terrorist and showing how the American government fits under it - glee), etc. Indeed...I know people that don't know the difference between the SS and the Wehrmacht. That pisses me off. I had to explain to them the difference between soldiers who followed orders because they were trained to follow orders, and the secret police who were just ******** evil. Emperor Fluffzorz Light Rail Transit. An aboveground subway that draws power from electrical cables above the train that it's hooked into. A monorail, basically. Oh, ok...yeah, I've never been on a monorail in my entire life. Indeed. That was also where I got the nicknames "Chewy" and "the gay Wookiee". Emperor Fluffzorz Aye, humourous evil is effectively where I sit now, though I do occasionally come to fairly nasty points, which I tend to regret a fair bit afterwards. And believe me, mate, I know how to fight. I just don't like fighting unless absolutely necessary, especially with someone who later wound up becoming one of my best friends. I know that feeling. I just thought advice would be helpful. Especially when I got into a fistfight with my best friend over a chick (my now 6-time ex, to be ironic about it). Ok, no, it was more like he punched me in the face, and I let it go, rather than killing him. Emperor Fluffzorz As for moving out, believe me, I'm not out yet solely because of the reasons you've mentioned - I know the difficulty invovled and have seen it before, and quite frankly, I have nothing to lose staying here that hasn't been lost already and I'm still running reasonably well. When it comes time, however, I've got a few plans to run through. Though, that's still a fair ways off. Well, I wish you luck, and completely sympathize. My father's family are a bunch of rabid Catholics. We're talking his nine siblings here...I've met them all, and they all exude that air of "We're going to look happy, but we hate you." My mother's family, on the other hand...not religious. One ******** bit. I don't mind that, but they're also universally technologically inferior to my left nut. And since my mother, while not the techie that I am, is the only one with some semblance of electronic knowhow. For instance, when my late grandparents got a computer the summer before my freshman year in high school (six years ago), my mother trusted herself to set the computer up, but when it came time for the Internet, only I would do. My aunt and uncles still ask her for help on the computer, and half the time, she just passes the questions on to me. When mingled with her insanities regarding my sexuality...I just can't ******** stand it. Not to mention she won't let me do anything car-related because I don't have a license, and despite my fully functional ACF, she is paranoid that I'll get seventeen tickets for looking at a car the wrong way. People experience my family for two weeks, then try to understand that I've put up with this s**t for almost two decades...I get universal sympathy, which I don't need. What I need are remote controls for them. Emperor Fluffzorz That b*****d must *die*. And yay, I actually got the damn post formatting right. My shoulder-demon is nice occasionally. He takes some of my alcohol poisoning when I drink too much. And yeah, the formatting is fun to do. Deo_Machina "Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I put it to my eye?" -30 seconds later.. "That's beginning to sting now..*blinks* Holy ******** I'm blind in my left eye! Argh!" Last month. Powerful camera. Took six hours for me to regain vision, and I literally saw things in my left eye tinted red for three days.
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:02 pm
Cougar Draven Last month. Powerful camera. Took six hours for me to regain vision, and I literally saw things in my left eye tinted red for three days. Niiiice... I just had a thought.. If carrying weapons around is illeagal (even for self defence only), then is it legal to carry around a really powerful flash bulb?
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:09 pm
Deo_Machina Cougar Draven Last month. Powerful camera. Took six hours for me to regain vision, and I literally saw things in my left eye tinted red for three days. Niiiice... I just had a thought.. If carrying weapons around is illeagal (even for self defence only), then is it legal to carry around a really powerful flash bulb? Rofl. "Give me all your money." *brandishes fist* O.O *FLASH* "ARGHHHH MY EYESSSSS!!!"
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